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THE HESPERIAN pTn ft. BIXBY'J RETREAT Defeated! Philosophize nnd forgot. Have you seen the Palladian crosses? Listener, (outside Pall, hall Friday night) Is anybody speak ing? Member. No! Hunt has the floor. Harmony is a great, grand, good thing, but it gets to be pretty expensive when it becomes necessary to keep bribing the devil in order to preserve it. Checker Terms The societies have moved, Mr. "Van Yalin, it is now for you to jump. I like .Ralph Roper and Smoyor too, And Charley Funk as well; I like John Boose, of course 1 do, And Lucian Marsh is swell. I like 'most ev'rybody, I do, But the "crosses" I can't go If I wore a Pall., this is but true, They or I would have to go. CONVERSATION OF THE CROSSES. First CroBS, (trembling) "Say, wasn't that a strong, logi cal speech?" Second Cross "What of it? Perry probably wrote the blame thing for him." First Cross "That's so, and what was that other lie we were going to spring?" The second dynasty they say But what of that? Oh, they're not so many, They're semi-frat. INFLATION. I hear that Jimmy Soarson's on the bum, All ho does, is work his jaw; 'Steen to one 'gin gold bug rot Talks like Woodruff from the- Kaw. I fear that Mc, Hanna, Thurston, Alger all, (Methinks ho wants to congress go) Catch it from his girlish lips (But, 'tis mere inflation, don't you know.) Telephone 313, Ungles' Pharmacy. HAGENOWS Orchestra and Band We have tho Up- to-dato styles in tho best $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES in tho world. WEBSTER & ROGERS, 1043 O Street 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Any Number of Men. From Piano up to Full Orchestra furnished. SPECIAL RATES TO UNIVERSITY STUDENTS. ilHEkEI Okkiok nouns: 10 a. m. to 5 v. i. 137 N. I3TH STREET, Oliver Theatje Uulldlnif. BEST LAUNDRY Does the best work. 2249 O ST. We are cleaners of Linen. Bring your laundry to us, or we wllicall for It. Telephone 570 TOWNSEND & PLAMANOON Prop's. Trade: Marks Designs Copyrights &c. Anyono sending n skelrli arid description may quickly uBcertniii our opinion free whether uu Invention la prolmbly patentable. Communica tions utiictlyoonlMentlii!. Handbookon Patents sentfrco. Oldest iiuency for necurlinr patents. Putcnts taken turouuli JIuiiu & to. recelvo tp'tisl rtlce, .. iliiuui viitiruc, lit lito Scientific American. A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Largest rlr. dilation of any sclentlUo Journal. Terms, fi a year: four months, L Bold byull tievrsrtcnlers. mUNN & Co.30lB"adway- New York Branch Ofllco, 025 V HL, WatulUKtoii, 1). C. SUBSCRIBE FDR ...The Hesperian It's clean It's honest It gives the news Webster's International Dictionary Tho One Great Standard Authority, 80 writ lion. J). J. Kroner, Justice l. ii. Huiireinu (.'ourt. Successor of the "Unabridged." Tlie Standard of the U. S. Gov't Printing 1 Office, the U. n. .Supreme Cuuit, tU tlie mate supreme Courts, and of nearly ail the bchoolbooks. 23TN Lffl Warmly Commended by College Presidents, Stale sunerintendents of .SiliooK, and other Educators almost without number. THE BEST FOR PRACTICAL USE. It Is easy to find the word wanted. It Is easy to ascertain the pronunciation. It Is easy to trace the growth of a word. It Is easy to learn what a word means. William Ji. Harper, riiTlJ).l)., President University of Chicago, saym copy of Web ster's lnti-ruatlniml Dictionary Always lie mi my tnbli unci 1 rind inywlf constantly irfrirlnulo It. AlYjutlslar Hon lu union It coiiHtJintly Increases. It Is Ifiorouulily reliable and full of just tho Inloruiallon one Mlslie to secure. Anrll t, l&W. W"Specimen paces sent on application to O. b C. MKltUIAiT CO., PubllHlwrns( Sprlnnaeld, liana., U.H.A. KMXM)0OOO0OO0OO0OO0OO0MOXK) ENVELOPES TO MATCH UNIVERSITY STATIONERY ENVELOPES TO MATCH Besides our Elegant Embossed Crimson and Cream pennant stationery, we have an immense stock of VCDV fUICAD j FINE UNIVERSITY PRINTED STATIONERY VFRV PUPAD Vtni UIHtAr envelopes, all sizes, printed to match wtlil untAr Only a few of our 100 copies of Evun Hurrlnijton left. Call early If you want one ut the lowest price ever made on tuts book. We lead prices others have to find out prices and try to follow. STUDENTS' CO-OPERATIVE BOOK CO., 225 North 1 1 h St WjswpMgigwaWMrpwilgffijWB