THE HESPERIAN
BIXBY'S RETREAT.
Who is Omaha ?
Kind hearts aro more than brass bands.
Toll mo not, ye ethics teacher,
That man's free will is no dream;
When a man swipes ethics text-books,
Things ore not just what they seem.
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Don't be an oyster. Come out and look pleasant, while
you skip your bills.
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DEAD BUT STILL TALKING.'
Oh, bury me deep in some mossy retreat
Where cool waters run virgin and shy,
With wind-wheels in my head, balloons at my feet
And this sign for the passer by:
"Died heaven forgive me, my story is short
And sad the inscription I tell
Of the alcove-complaint, just did it for 'sport, '
And now I do penance in Omaha."
THE SILURIAN OHORUS.
(A museum nursery rhyme.)
'Tis desolate here, all the dreary year
Our hearts arc all sad and lone,
Weak and falt'ring our step, with Silurian Epps,
Our fossil companion gone.
A WORD TO THE UNIVERSE.
I would really like to hear
Wiley Woodruff,
If you'll pay your bets this year,
Wiley Woodruff.
When the game is squarely won
Will your lawyer heed my "dun?"
Or art etill a sonofagun ?
Wiley Woodruff.
You aro going in to win,
Wiley Woodruff.
But 'twill bo with word and pen,
Wiley Woodruff.
Old Nebraska's giants fear
Nothing from your "atmosphere"
You may "cash up" while I cheer,
Wiley Woodruff.
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