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BIXBY'S
The other day I fell to mnsing and mused of the fair co-ed.
I thought how Mary Jane Smith, a modest maid from a coun
try village, hither came; how she wont her way with a dozen
or two red-edged books under her arm; how she came regu
larly to class and sat demurely in the back row and how coy
modesty painted roses on her cheeks when the ruBtic prep
blundered out her first compliment. But now 'tis otherwise.
Although in days gone by she drove tho cows afield upon her
father's farm, she's now above tho common herd and moves
in "huppor suckleB," because, forsooth, she's joined a two-bit
fret. She passes me by on the other side afar off , and watches
some little' dude shorten the noiBomo cigarette or suck the
esculent end of a cane.
I learn that in the celebration Saturday the now building
will be handed by tho governor to Eegont Morrill, by him to
Chancellor MacLean, and by him to Dean Bessey. I hasten
to assure tho public that special precautions will bo taken to
prevent the building from dropping on tho spectators while in
transit.
My attention was attracted lately by observing Prof. Fryo
with no cigarette between his ruddy lips. Upon inquiry I
find that he is about to present tho world with an epic poem.
RETREAT.
Tho assistants in the English department, and others who have
enjoyed peeps under the canvas, say that tho new epic wears
whiskers.
It is hoped by all friends of the present Senior class that it
will not fall a victim to tho cap and gown ovil when com
mencement time comes around. Tho graduating class last
year reminded me of nothing so much as a lot of monks and
Sisters of Chaiity attending tho funeral of a Catholic priest.
Even a pretty Senior girl loses hor charm when attired in a
black mother-hubbard ; but when I see a number of tho male
sex in such an outlandish outfit rented for tho occasion'
well! I feel instiuctivoly that there are occasions when sharp
toed shoes are useful as well as ornamental.
Bix,
I beg you to remember,
Wiley Woodruff,
That wo beat you laBt November,
' Wiley Woodruff.
And from every indication
You will meet with tribulation
For we'll puncture your inflation
Wiley Woodruff.
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