THE HESPERIAN ra m 4 V BIXBY'S RETREAT. Oh yahl oh yahl oh yuhl oh ynhl I've shust boan ovah to Omahal I've boen to see tho world boiled down, I've boen to Omaha, I'm now tho wisest man in town I've boon to Omaha. I paid to enter at tho gates; I've boon to Omaha, (Please notico if tho paper states; I've boon to Omaha.) I've soon our worthy President, I've boon to Omaha, And Cairo's oldest roaident, I've boen to Omaha, They say I've fallen in awful pits, I've been to Omaha, Thoy say my head is full of slits (Schlitz) I've been to Omaha. Thoro's pain within my wrinkled brow, I've boon to Omaha, Don't ask mo for my board bill now, I've boen to Omaha. IN THE FALL. Like a pall, Some folk find this russet season Full of gloom Tattered raiment all trees on And a loom Weaving shrouds oach passing broozo on- Summer's doom, In tho fall, But for all, Horo between my face and paper While I grind, . Fancy sees tho wood -loaves caper Down tho wind, And I deem tho Royal Shapes Wondrous kind In tho fall. Sunflowers tall By tho roadside stark and blackened Stand and nod, On tho hills with pulses slackened Golden rod, Yellow, gleams o'er driest 'track and Searest sod, In tho fall. Wild fowls call. Overhead the V of goose is And a haze Dims tho sun and sweltering ceases And I gaze, Rich as over Old King Croesus Through tho days, In tho fall. Telephone 313, Ungles' Pharmacy. HAGENOW'S Orchestra and Band Any Number of Men. From Piano up to Full Orchestra furnished. A Chance of a Lifetime! SPECIAL RATES TO UNIVERSITY STUDENTS. Offick Honita: 10 a. m to 5 p. m. 137. N. I3TH STREET, Oliver Thcatro Building. BEST LAUNDRY Does the best work. 2249 O ST. Boston Conies to Lincoln! $ ENTIRE MANUFACTURED STOCK OF THE CONSISTING OF MORE THAN 10,000 HIGH GRADE MACKINTOSHES. All New Goods, Guaranteed Absolutely Waterproof. Here are somo of tho Bargains offered: We are cleaners of Linen. Bring your laundry to us, or we will call for It. Ladies' detachable 2-cape velvet collar, cape lined with handsome plaid silk. Re tail price $7.50. Our price $2.75 Special attention is called to this very fine lot ladies' 1 and 2-cape Mackintoshes, velvet collar, detachable cape, all double texture, colors black, blue and gray mix tures, Retail price $9. Our price.. $3.45 Ladies' very fine Serge, lined with fine quality rich silk. Retail price $12.00. Our price $5.00 Gent's Double Texture Mackintosh coats with long capes. Retail price $5.00. Our price $1.49 Gentlemen's Mackintosh Coats made up in box style, double breasted, velvet col lars, stitched, strapped and cemented. Retail price $7,00. Our price $3.50 Men's all-wool fine Melton Box Coat. Retail price $10.00. Our price. . . .$5.50 Telephone 570- TOWNSEND & PLAMANDON Prop's. $ CORNER 12th AND O, UNDER FUNKE OPERA HOUSE. Buy Your Fine Stationery While It is Chjeap Beginning Saturday at 8 a. m , wo will pluco on sale our entire lino of Fine Writing Tablets at a Reduction ot 20 to 40 por cent. All 25o Writing Tablets at 20o ; 2Qo tabs at 15o: 15o tabs at lOo; lOo tabs at do. Everything except our University Tablets at abovo reduotton. Our Now Line of swoll University apodal sioel-dio stamped stationery Is going like hot oakos, butanothor consignment will b noro soon, so that all may bo sup plied. Now books; Evan Harrington, Now Gorman Hooks, Wontworth's School Algo bru, second band, at half prlco. Athletlo goods; Supportors, Shoes, oto oto. Go to the storo that furnlshos to all the students all supplies all tho time. STUDENTS' CO-OPERATIVE BOOK CO., 225 North 11th St. Removed from basement of University. m M 11" SH'Jbitbii, . i. ,'.