THE HESPERIAN
BIXBY'S RETREAT.
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Good morningl
Did you seo President McKinloy?
Is Charley Matson a joke?
I am not a candidate for public favor. I therefore some
times say things I actually mean. Flattery not excepted.
I have had many various hair raising experiences in my
brief and eventful career, but never did I falter until this week.
Report has reached me that I am about to be elected an hon
orary member of the preacher's frat.
A LA.8T RE80KT.
I'd like to see "Rag" Riley,
To talk of this and that;
How he hated "dinky" papers
And lauded every "frat."
Who called mo common scoundrel,
Naughty schemer, don't you know,
And other things as bad or worse
From here to Broken Bow.
I'd like to see Old "Pinkie,"
And J. E. Pearson too,
I'd liko to see our homely "Zeke"
And ask what next to do.
Alas! the trio's gone for good,
The rag is all but dead,
I'll take my troubles one and all
To Associate Chancellor Shedd.
Leave Clarkson laundry bundles at the Student Supply
Store, 1129 R street.
Telephone 3:3,
Ungles' Pharmacy.
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