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You bet?
rilbot-w
Tis bottor to have bet aud won than never to have
hot at all.
to KAO itiLKV (eoniidontial)
TheMubruskati is "uncalled for"
At your l O. in tho hall;
Tour box needs overhauled, for
One should uot have the gall
To ask your fev subscribers
To gloau their weekly news
From tho niyrid musty numbers
Which wiser folk refuse
HESPERIAN
ease in tho hands of a down town ultdf nay wlu)
servos notices on the boys to "refund" or stand
trial for gambling."
t bet and won
Sonofagunl
And chuckled to myself lo think
liow I should spend ill-gotten chink,
I thought
Twas not
So hot
When caught;
And so I cashed up on the snot
As any honest person ought,
Because J couldn't stand the trial
And didn't caro to yet. awhile.
HAS (JOT IT HAD.
Each day 1 see friend Keedy
Hurrying oil' to meet some train;
Carrying bundles, grips and boxes
Thiough thosuushine and the rain.
Sometimes lie mises half his meals
In his accommodating hurry.
'1 ho great anxiety ho feels
Saves many a fair one constant worry.-
Oh is it true, as rumors please
That he at last has found a wifeV
No. meeting trains i. a disease
Which has poscsMon of his life
A UI.USSOM.
His arm stole softly round her waist
That light waist trimmed with rod
Her head U could it be misplaced
To be so near his head?
I saw them there
Enjoyment rare!
And heard her heart, play pit-a-pat
To hear him say such things as that,
While all enraptured there they sat
And I didn't care.
KANSAS KTHICS IIKKGAMBLEKS DISHONEST.
Kansas is foxy but her betters have nerve unsur
passed, uall unthinkable, ethical dishonesty beyond
kin. Tho Kansan who lost so heavily, placed his
FOUND.
1
Found By merest accident
Tim Seniors' long desire.
A place to put the eloquence
Of Otto Win. Meier.
II
Found 'Vo deadest certainty
How wisdom may determine
Tho why tho Chancellor sets his head
To preach that annual sermon.
Ill
Found While conning mystic lore
As evening shades wore falling,
Deep in a sulphurous-smelling grot,
Wind Wiley Woodruff's calling.
IV
Notice here is given
These items may bo had
By dropping in my sanctum
And paying for this ad.
JOHNSON A UUMMEIt.
Prof. Johnson, entranced on your words I have hung
While rolled tho hametors glib from your tongue;
I have heard you extemporized Latin anil Greek
And other unnaturalized speech that you speak;
And, whether 'tis said to your face or your back,
1 vow you'rean A number ouo Cracker-Jack.
Mayer
Bros.
FOE EINE TAILOEIJSTG
Clothing Ready to Wear, Furnishing Goods
HATS and SHOES
G. W. KLINE and DICK REED, of State University in Shoe Dept.
HAROLD HEWITT, " " Furnishing Department.
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