atvtsve "4k7Sf: ,'f- L fel':. ' IVsisV I'!;. KrA ftr- n. . 1 3- " V. I f w 'f lr tt' I c? a "V i4ft- 4. v : s r &V fcV w ac -THE : HESPERIAN BIXHY'S KETBBAT. woodruff wiujy okandiloquknt doctoh. 15 I suggested it before, Wiley Woodruff, So you needn't feel so sore, Wiley Woodruff, That your dwellers by the Kaw, Might get it in the jaw, $d you needn't bo so raw, Wiley Woodruff. You may tie old Pennsylvania, Wiley Woodruff But, however much it pain ye. Wiley Woodruff It's a fact beyond a cavil That your fellows bit the gravel, And you didn't need to travel Wiley Woodruff. You may work the paper gag ' Wiloy Woodruff Till your backers hold the bag Wiloy Woodruff. But for one who knows his job And is not an inch the snob You're not in it with our Rob Wily Woodruff. WATCH MY OMOKEl Poor It. J'. Teelo is married now, llis troubles have begun, And ours have ceased, lor lie has gone To dwell in Washington. Yes, gone and married is R. P. Teelo, We've nothing hero to get books witji Wo should call back I really feol, The- shades of time-worn "Elsie" Smith. For we must have at our command,. Someone who truly understands The caucus system which I fear JFJas raised the library this year, And one who really will nqt sliy at A well developed alcove riot. 'Phon gratulations hearty, Teelo, Witirwishes for a prosperous life And salary big enough to keep Yourself, your troubles, and your wife. The game with Wesleyan has Uoqn post poned on account of the death of Comman dant Jackson. R. & 0. stands for Rtehorsoti $ Oolo, the lHpular barbers nt 1144 0 Street. Lieutenant Jackson died very suddenly at St. Elizabeth hospital, 12 & South sts. at 8 o'clock this morning. Owing to his sudden death a post mortem examination will bo held as soon as Surgeon Bache IT. S. A. Medical director of the Dcp't of Platto, of Omaha ar rives. Mr. Jackson had an operation Per formed last Wednesday for appendicitis. Dr. 'Giffen says he did not die from the effect of the operation, hence the post mortem. All connected with the University and especially the military department are pained to hear of his death. A more detailed account will be given in our next issue. milS OLD 2VATIOjVAX. ROAVX iJanuiH Whltooinb Klloy'H insclrvvny In An 13urly Day. L-ist September a literary friend found the Hoos lor poet critically inspecting the first copy of life now volume, turning tho pages nud glancing at them in that peculiar way he has, as if ho might expect ihe printed words to bid him somo cheery good-by be fore they went out to his innumerable friends over the country. Illi? thumb rested on the, frmtfcpiece. the old Riley homestead on the National Road at Greenfield, just as it was in "Tho Child World," at ita loveliest, to him when tho caravans of can van. topped wagons went past the house over the great National highway that led away out west. "It was a great highway to me in thoo days," miid he, lifting up Ins eye-glares for a moment and peering retrospectively out. of the window. "To Us children it was the highway that led to all tho won derful places on the inhabitable globe. Our child1 ish imaginations did not carry us much further than the reaches of ihnt old road. It was the main artery of the whole living world. Children nowa days, and even tho grown folks, know but little of tho part that the old National Road played in mak ing our mighty west. You know it was constructed by the government from Cumberland, Maryland, and in Ihe early days the settlers traverscl it over land to "The Illinois" and the territories sill be yond. As late as the days when I was a boy.'the wngon trains went by, -and what wonderful sights they were to us!" Scott & Shannon, tonsorial artists. H. K corner 12th & 0 sts Give us a call We do not break collars: thoy are ftuyied by l)in(. The TJest JjijiimI ry, 2249 '0 street. Tel. 570. Just received 200 pairs of ladies' university gyinimsjuua sjioca which we are selling at 75c; Sanderson, Schuromim & Davis, 1213'0. ti 2.! iWj. ws ttiM&MRK . .- ? , . ! . ,-mij n . mMWr' . r 4 . ,B - ikfWA k-te &L&H t . . - - !i . .,V-l;..ftj -- va .fW e$ '-M J- fn'k