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Bring your tin-horn.
Kansas! yes, our game.
The foot-ball is mightier than Eastern
Culture.
RECENT COURT DECISIONS.
The attention of the T,aw School is respect
fully called to the following supreme court de-cisions:-
Coivmonweal1h vs Fry e:-Thc constitution
ality of the cigarette law is sustained.
Philbrich vs Oury: Pershing llifles elec
tion sustained; appeal reversed.
University vs Feohet: To smoke a cob
pipe on the campus is unconstitutional.
Commandant vs Beams'. A janitor may
open a recitation room, oven after same has
been locked by the instructor, without sus
picion of burglary.
City of Lincoln vs Boomer, Reedy, at al . ;
A city of the first class cannot bo held re
sponsible for gates broken on private pre
mises after 11:55 p. m.
Heitzman vs Howard: Court suspends
judgment in case, remands same, as evidence
is lacking to establish a conclusion as to re
lative ugliness.
Corp? of Cadets vs Russell : A "resigna
tion must bo accepted with or without per
quisites. P. B. D. C. vs U. B. D, C: Honest theft
is not amenable before the laws.
Heaven- vs Jonas Lien: , The original don
or or lessee cannot bo hold responsible for
lost admission tickets.
Perry vs Otto Wm Meier: Thought and
oratory are not necessarily coincident. Ap
peal taken to Doano Colloge.
Turner vs Faculty: A football and a grade
of zero are identical in shape and significance.
Cadet Band vs Humanity: Lack of har
mony is an infraction of the laws of nature.
Motion for a peal promptly overruled.
The .lay-Hawks must a sad loss mourn
(Or, I shall have to swear.)
Methinks, already I can hear
The pennant flapping in the breeze;
Already eager hosts prepare
To celebrate the jubilee.
I'ltOP. HARBOUR AND DEMOCRACY.
The nobleman once went abroad
With richest coach and four;
But bold aristocrats applaud
Not our good Prof. Barbour
For he has shown the reverse art
And met a democratic need
By hauling four Profs, in his cart
"With one poor lonely steed.
HAS R. S. BAKER DIED?
The world is spinning much the same
But where is R. S. Baker?
Nebraska sure will win the game
But whore is R. S. Baker?
Old Kansas learns her lessons late;
"We'll take the game, then the debate.
But can the Uni. run the state
Without brave R. S. Baker?
There comes from all an anxious sigh
For studious R. S. Baker.
Upon all sides we hear the cry
Oh! save us, R. S. Baker!
Speak low, there in the darkest nooks
Tie buries deep his sallow looks,
While smothered in big stacks of books.
There find the corpse of Baker.
CAN HEAR IT TXAI'.
Oh, listen to my big tin horn
And watch for me, for X1 U bo there!
First Kansan (after Saturday's game) How
shall we account for the crushing defeat of
our team?
Another Kansan (In the same circumstances)
They wore up Salt Creek.
(Adapted from Wellington) The Uni. ex
pects cveiy man to do his duty Saturday.
Wiley Woodruff you're a dand'
Willi your little pen and tongue,
All admit that you are handy
When your praise is to be sung.
But remember men may blunder
And your dwellers by the Kaw
AVill have no great cause to wonder
If you get it in the jaw.
Not those swiped from the library ia the reign
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