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THE : HESPERIAN
BIYBY'S
Attend clmpel.
KF.l'REAT.
Don't 1)0 a clam look pleatsanti This old world
doesn't collect its taxes in frowns.
ItOOMKK KAMUOO.I.Kn.
Dear Jo, I like your diligence
Your broad gunge smile so sweet and rare;
I always thought good common sense
Was stored beneath your curly hair
Until I heard you stuyed so late
Tn making that choice evening call.
Yon were so dazed you couldn't sec straight,
Could scarcely find your way at all.
And when at lat your door you tried
Though closed not by the lock and key,
You swore a little on the side
Hecause it opened not to thee.
Your pattering footprints madly tell
The sequel to that mid night spree
Your lodging bill at the Hotel
Was paid by your friend "Ul" and vie.
Now Hooincr, if you must stay late
Oh heed a bosom friend, beware!
And put a balance wheel among
Those whirring cogs beneath your hair.
The Hnwtboriie, !1 ..V) from .1:15 till lnyllnlit.
COMK TO CHAI'KL..
Are you so giddy tliat 3011 want to grin?
Come to the chnpel
Are .you so crabbed tnat your nose snubs your chin?
Corne to the uhapul
Are 3011 worried over Hunks unnumbered
Or 03 the prosper, of one are 3011 cumbered
Buiy them deep where other flunks have slumbered.
Come to tlte chapel
All ye g3 ones all 3e solemn
All 3e stray ones get in the column
Come to the hap(d
At eight o'clock Salunhry evening and hear the
minstrels.
itoitiir gooi Hsovr.n ran mk.
Wiley" Woodruff the coach of the "Hock Chalks"
is writing swell articles for the K. C. Star on foot
ball. Hobby doesn't spread so much on paper but
his bo3swill show tl- "Jay Hawkers a few things
on the gridiron this fall.
You are clever with 30111 pon,
Wiley Woodruff,
You can manage paper men,
Wiley Woodruff,
Hut for coaching that is nobby
I've developed quite a hobb3'
And am satisfied with Hobby
Wiley Woodruff.
SI.OAN I.KAKNINO TO IMNCK.
As autumn daj's are growing lute
And spoony ones hang on tho gate
He seeks the master.
As slumbering steps give way apace
And airy light ones take their place
He trips it faster.
He's the envy of the lino:
Both Garringer and Kline
Steal sidelong glances.
Ah his blooming smile alone
Would pierce a heart of stone
As he skips and prances.
THE NAME THE GUARANTEE.
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Make No flistake
You will find it to your advantage when in need of
Clothing, Hats
OR
Furnishing Goods
to call on tho ArinslroiigClothing Co. They operate
a Hint class house throughout ;in their extreme low
prices together with their ever courteous tieatnient
Jiave made their store the best known as well as the
most popular ot any miiiiIsii intitution in the slate.
irane witn tiiem ami you will nevei
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Armstrong Clothing Co.
1013 to 1019 O St
Gutuphorcai for ptthi lets Jillhif.
DR. F. D. SUERIVIN,
DENTIST,
Room 77 liurrlilock, Second Floor