' pjJE flSliMll t UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA. Vol. XXVI I LINCOLN, NKHKASKA, (KTOHKK 8, 1SJI7. No. I An Old Ciinoe. Overgrown with briars brown. Tangled grasses for its gown, Hattorcd. torn, and weather-worn, Long forgotten, lost, forlorn. Cast-oil liko n worn-out shoe An old rotting birch canoe. Soft the Indian-Summer light Fnding, dies to forest-night; Great pines loom in growing gloom And interloping day gives room To shades nil silent, stalking through The woods around an old canoe. .Ioskimi Andi:kws Sakmknt. Tlio Knrnl 'ollfr Willy-1 Joy. llu has just come down from a small college and intends to take in the University this year. He parts his hair in the middle: wears his hat on the back of his head; and struts around with his hands in his pockets in the most approved style. The girls receive his espeeial attention. He ogles them as they pass and occasionally makes a remark about that stunning girl or that sweet make up. with the air of a con noisseur. Whenever he. can he cornel's one of them on the steps and tells how he broke all the rules last year at M ; and how he likes to go to "shows;'' and what a dandy wheel his father gave him; and many other things of equal interest to him. He then saunters away whistling We'll have a hot time." M. It. I). The Senior class meeting Tuesday was a decidedly noisy affair. It was all brought about over the adoption of senior caps. The boys will "wear canes and caps" and the girls caps and gowns. The Sophomores will give a "hop" at the eapitol Out. 22. ' !Kliinlw Moot. The Fleet rical Engineers met last Saturday evening for the first time this year. A recep tion and dance will probably take the place of the usual electrical exhibit on Charter day. Prof. Owens has secured the following pro minent lecturers for the coming year: C. 1'. Steinmetz of the (Jeneral Electric Company will give ten lectures of tne "Application of Complex Quantities to Alternating Current Analysis." W. II. Sawyer, of the same com pany will give two lectures on the "Conduit System for Electric Kail ways." Kalph Mod jiski, a consulting engineer, will give an il lustrated lecture on the construction of the. Davenport and liock Island bridge. It is expected that L. Furgason will give one lec ture on the Edison System in Chicago. Talk about a youth who comes to school with $200 of "dad's" money and goes broke the first month; remark, if you will, about the man who doesn't stand up for the TJni. in athletics and oratory, forensic and otherwise, discourse, as you please, about? slate officials who "grab" the "plunks" of the common wealth; dilate to satiety upon th'a domestic relations of Chicago sausage grinders; but 1 can present a subject more contemptible still. What of the individual who, like the hyena on the battle field, hovel's about the hall till the college papers are distributed that he may swipe one toavoiOsubseribing! I've actually seen it done. sir. Prof. Hill, (to student in phychology class): "What is meant by consciousness? I have forgotten your name. What is it, please? Student, (absorbed in studying conscious ness): "I 1 don't believe I know, professor." Teele to Janitor; What is that morgue like odor about the library? .Janitor; Oh that is from the dead silence vou have been trying to preserve. Ve never lose sight of the fact that your interest is ours Foot Form More 121.' 0 st o :