8 T HE H 13 S 1' ID 1UAN W Bixby's Retreat. Gold glittors! Baker tnkos tho cake! Tho Right Honorublo Senator R. S. Baker, free silver campaigner, fusiocral orator, star dobator, and all round brainy statesman in genoral, bis just boon awarded a gold standard medal as largo as a cart wheel by tho "Sons of tho American Revolution." Tho Chancellor was caught on threo separate oc casions shaking hands with himself that R. S. Baker hails from Nebraska State University. we're at it aoain. Oh, April is tho poet's time When through tho balmy days Tho violets glance and wave and dance All up and down the braes; And perfume rare, lloats everywhere From wild rose by tho hedge And meets midvalo tho fragrance palo Of lilly in tho hedge. Then "Songs of Summer" swells tho chime And "Dust his Chariot Wheels" And "Daily Drift" with richer gift A soulful song reveaN. We read betimes in pleasing rhymes "Tho Substance of His 'Residence,' " Hut 'spite of th'se our hearts to please We'll follow ancient precedents And W. Reed Dunroy and 1 Will grind our usual "Spring supply." THE STUDENT'S I-AMKNT. l 75 PER WEEK. Conununicntcdl , Backward, turn backward, O, time in your flight, Feed me on gruel again, just for to night. 1 am so tired of sole leather steak Petritied uoughnuts and vulcanised cako, Oysters that sleep in a watery bath, Butter as strong as Goliath of Gath. Weary of paying for what I can't eat, Chewing up rubber and calling it meat. Backward, turn backward for weary I am Give me a crack at my old grandma's jam, Lt-t mo drmk milk that has never been skimmed Let mo eat butter whose hair lias been trimmed. Lot mo onco more have an old fashioned pio And thon I'll bo ready to curl up and dio Ruth Pyrtlo will sing at tho Delian society Friday evening. Emily McNoal is confined to her room with tho measles Tho boys of the Palladian society have charge of tho program this evening. IVr. Covoll, who is teaching in Elm wood this year spent Sunday in Lincoln. Tho electrical engineers will have a special pro gram Saturday night April 17. Mr. Kolley gave a talk before the Journalism class on tho 'Associated Pross' Thursday morning. Tho lectures given by B. T. Arnold before tho engineering students aro being published in tlfc Western Elootriomn. Prof Brunei' starts Saturday for South America, where bo will investigate tho causo of tho serious grasshopper raids in that country. May Woodford will load tho Y W. C. A. mooting next Sunday Tho subject will bo 'i Christian fol lowship." There will bo special music. Tho Juniors hold a mooting Tuesday and decided that tho boys should wour golf caps and carry canes and the girls should havo caps and gowns. Tho senior proniouado promises to bo a very pious ant affair. It will bo held at tho Lincoln Hotel on April 23. The number of tickets is limited and it is hoped that they will all bo taken by university peo ple. Jay Amos Barrett '88, scorotaly of tho stato his torical society, and Mrs Sadio Rogers, of Salt Lake City, Utah, wero united in marriage yesterday al high noon. Tho coremony was performed at the homo of Dr. Winnott by Rov. Nowell or tho Vine street Congregational church. Tho Wedding was a very private one, Mr. anil Mrs. Barrett will make their home at 161 1 Q street. Pershing Rifles. Last night tho armory was tho scone of the snap piest drills the university cadets have evur put up. Tlio boys were in the best possible condition for the work as was shown by the drill. Tho awkward squad, probably tho hardest pa' t for a well drilled man, was awkward. Tno company drill showed up well espe'oially in tho double quiisk time. Tho special drills, consisting of sabre drill, battle exorcises, silent manual and marchings and bayo net exercises, showed what had been done outside tho regular work. J Stebbius won tho spell down. Music was furnished by tho Cadet band. Y. M. C. A. Tho Hand-Book committco is commencing the work of getting out the hand-book for '97-'98. There will bo a cabinet mooting Saturday evening at 7:30 p. m in Y. M. C. A room. Ail the chair men of the now committees aro requested to bo present. C V. Vickroy stato college sooretary is visiting tho officers of tho association. Tho Lake Geneva committee is at work. Thoy hope to send a largo delegation this summer. Tho meeting next Sunday promises to bo an inter esting ono. "Spiritual Progress" is tho subject. W. H.Rhodes will lead.