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About The Hesperian / (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1899 | View Entire Issue (April 9, 1897)
til K U ti S f Kill A N 1) Bixby's Retreat. l)o you attend chapel V Prof. Brunei is making elaborate arrangements to classify city poly-ticks He says their scent some what resembles that of the Kansas chintz-hug. m'kinlky prosperity. ITo & sum flend friend Of all ingenuous blessings rare Inventive minds contrive, They sell, in answer to my praye, Star Pepsin two for live Now it will take but half the tin ' To feed my oscillating chin. BAKER HKFORK THE TRIBUNAL Oli, how it grieved my tender heart When ho explained just why he took Without ensent, that choicest book. As penitential tear-drops start, To hear the 'thunder' of Miss Jones. While Baker's knees played rattlohones. KMRIWON VBUSUS "HIGHER CULTURE." Old Uncle Samuel xtroked his beard And spat like one whose mind is cleared Of some perplexing matter, And said; "Those eastern lads of mine, About their higher culture line, Do raise a dinged clatter. But western culture is the sort That made me great and some how ort lo keep my household healthy. Iliose eastern lads are great for show With one-eyed specs and 'doucher know' And my, but Dad is wealthy,' Hut western culture is the 'stuff' i, rows a youngster man enough lodienmy fam'ly vine, Or smite the pesu, with potent rod, lhatcuroo the fertile acres broad W sister Argentina." And then be sat down ami wrote io h. boys at the U. of N. -Emerson And Prof. Brunei. A ,,0A-CE-WlSn I WERE 8TOI.TC. Communicated Iefre my sUu-y 1 begin ill acquaint you with this pair; "themud tea Union lad apples, green cheese and drink cider. Iewa,annuft 'T " a ,'a" tLeiX?fMplnb,Uom,UB,w' rak rt,ymc In rtiemke. Of the mud which clung on like uiohu-scx. Then Stick-in-the-mud her rubbers tied on, But she could not place one foo 'fore t'other; Then the gallant young knight caught her up in his arms, And carried her 'cross to his brother. He denies that he did this, (although he's quite stout) And says he was not in such haste; But 'tis proven to all without shadow of doubt, By the muddy prints left on her waist. Although it's all over the blushes will come, If you mention to them March Eighteen; And to one who asks for the details, they say, "The best part of it, never was seen." Nebraska Pants and U. Company 1-217 O St. West Half of Trunk Factory Pants to order $3.50, $4-, $5 and up Suits, $18, $20 and up Cloaking, Overcoating and Vesting Goods by the yard. All work first-class and guaranteed IT IS NO LONGER A QUESTION Where the Young Men buy there Nobby Furnishing Goods and Hats It is at the ARMSTRONG CLOTHING CO'S There is a reason for this. The Armstrong Clothing Co. are up to date and carry a stock which would do credit to Chicago or New York ,..-,- A WORD ABOUT SPRING SUITS. We have an entirely new stock. Any of our suits for voung men at $5.40, $7.50, $0!00, $12.50 and $15.00 have a snap and style about them which is only equal ed by our best Merchant Tailors work. It cost you nothing to investigate. Call and inspect the best stock of Clothing, Hats and Furnishing Goods in Nebraska before you buy. We will save you dollars.. k . .mv CLOTHING- COMPANY 1013-1019 O St., Lincoln, Neb. ARMSTRONG J. tij