TUB UESI'RKIAN
Bi.vby's Retreat.
Oratory a la Dcnison suprcma est.
Our Chape! Rule of Throe: -Empty scats: seit
fctkrn mosquitoes: Saville's whiskers.
ax opes? LE-rmt to the devil
Dear l)vil:-As I have been i intimate terms
with you for some time I feel free to mike a request.
Inilielilimryuf the state university of Nebraska,
thorea some n-dsc To stop this noise I have a
aschem-.-but first let me say that Philbrick, Julius
Selwstun IXttmar, Mumford and Pillsbury never
jiMurb the peic-e on any pretext The Baker Rc.
form Rules have been posted in the Seminar room
ami sometimes the silence is so dense there as to
tae to he da, out in nll fragm,nt.s with a pick,
av Then. Is never a dislurlau-e in the , ,.
SSS,?,"0,- We ,,av" :l,rt!:u,y cxha"sted -
12 CT pT" a,Ml "r own . The
ta i11 "' ste Militia, and U. S Reg.,.
Si H i.en."UWMirely uoned without
fSLf 4e,l,lorUh n!fneln ,,,otJS ''ear
,1' uphth: As you have
mlw7 f 3 ""r "-" tbo only elTec
Z 'vr "r decadence. Can yu
lo,ir "Bhe.-
AXIUIKSOX MAKES LOVE.
Hie IVIians oim,i;.u .1 ,.
J ;' IPrb for programs rare
Wilder they have a SWI! affair.
I'm told.
Ih duky iid0ignr t.K, ,vtreat ..
-Wo sees JaJ,.r . Mret.t
An'' nilK- Mihful friend to greet.
.... So bold.
. , And tlicti
-WrttwnWoot.fallg q;k roiraat
theaaricand?.
,Jaart """ it normal beat
, Again.
mkiklkv sri(icri,r IN IT
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And then to supplement the text
M'Kinloy's journey was related :
Dear frieuds, I cannot tell what nextr
Just then I died and was translated.
l'OLI.AKI'a CONSTITUENTS WITH HIM; AVE tltr K
SL'.V-OF-A-GUK. '
Communicated. 1
Yes, sonny, thats so. Id eighty-nine
E. M. to Iarnin' took a shine,
Went to the Uni and jest did One!
E. M. Pollartl.
An you'll admit he worked a heap
To dig that mine o'larnin' deep,
1-ong alter you was sound asleep,
E. M. Pollard.
A young hard-working chap, and, sir,
Too kind to kick a barkin cur.
Or you'd be supplicatin ter
. , T E.E. Pollard.
is pose I'm consumate,-chump "
An ortor let the matter pass:
Bnt, sir, we're with him here in Cass,
E. M.' Pollard,
ion prate at "Nebraska's loyal son;"
But, sir, you rantin son of a gun,
lour neck will crack afore you've done
E. M. Pollard.
A Practical Pant Sale
. At the .
Armstrong Clothing Co.'s
This Week.
.over .'J000 Men's and Youth's odd Pants
on "sale at 68e on the dollar. Call and
investigate
1897
Spring hats all in, we will be glad to
show yon through and will guarantee to
give yon more Style and Quality for the
money than any other house in the
stale. Elegant Spring Stiff Hats from
ojc to $4. 00.
'AGO Dozen New Spring Neckwear Just
jufceiveu. : : ; ;
"""lew in ..irr"1
- t inrown.
90ua bv hi l.lj .... . r.
H- laid , . . " ,ty ,,tt
,nrt,llikw.w.,idiW
WE ARE HEADQUARTERS,
For Ma;!ialtoii Colored Shirts. : ; ;
Armstrong ClothiDg Co.
1013 to 1019 O St., Lincoln.
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