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Who is Otto William Meier
I have troubles of my own.
THE PKOF. GRADED LOW.
Prof Sherman's lecture taken well
In notes by a fair Uni. belle
Was banded in by sheer mistake
Instead of her note-book in Shake
And since to truth wo must confine us
The assistant marked the book 4,b"
MEIER WILL VKT SPEAK THERE.
The settlement was running
Smooth as any oiled machine
Until they kindly bullebined
A fever quarantine
Say 'twasn't done, should friends inquire,
To stop that speech of Otto Meier.
THAT CHEMICAL EXPERIMENT.
Throngs used to go to chapel
ror worship pure and sweet
Hut now about three dozen
To test the sugar beet
LOOK OUT GIRLS.
A youth late to class, Oh what
vigor and vim,
Hut the sequel me just a
little bit scares,
Quite a number of things hap.
pened to him
For foi ty girls sat on tho library
stairs
FED IX CLASi.
Just to hear those dishes rattle
While in class from twelve to one
And to seem those odors that'll
I'inlsiliy.o 'most every one.
Uasgluub' Idi wohl, Herr Meister-Wliatr
fin next three lines I haven't got
'loii of eoiTeo, oysters too;
'""t add to that an onion stow,
Anil then I think each of us might
Mjvath dinner as we Deutsch recite.
Wei patronize in class each day
"! de I' university.
1'INKKKTO.V SEES VISIONS
1"U himself in Barrett's vault
A,"l Hosed his both eyes tight
""e W-Held of vision.
& ,(;,e'''itba, Held arose
,f evil u"l ''d done,
"Pan that studious son
Y'Ha'OH if you've never gone
Py-h with IW, t,.
FAREWELL.
I pressed his band, and in his 030
A glistening tear bade sad good-bye,
A tremor shook his grand physique,
Sad parting's pain he could not speak.
Despair had seized him this the while
When hope sought refuge in his smile.
Ah, Holly, may that smile o'er bo
Your mascot o'er life's angry sea.
WOULD GET TWO TICKETS.
Were I not the strictest Quaker, I would slug quill
pusher Baker
For accusing me of swiping his own cherished
Senior cane.
But knew I the lad who did it, and the place where
in he hid it,
I would give him "two" comp tickets to the golden
Heaven 13' Lane.
Exchange.
The College Press Association meets in Topeka,
Kan:is, February 26.
There are twenty-three women in the graduating
department at Yale university
Pros. Elliott of Harvard Uni. has offered the chair
of International Law to Sec'y Olney.
Under the auspices of the University of Tokio a
complete history of Japan is being written
It is estimated that of the college students in the
United States onc-sixteent'i are studying tor the
ministry.
The Olympic games in 1900 will lie held in Paris,
and in 190-1 the committee will chose between New
York, Burlin and Stockholm Ariel.
"The Students Salute," lrom Emporia is an ex
cellent example of what girls' can do in the Una of
newspaper work, Washburn Weekly Review.
Hereafter Cornell will confer but one Bachelor's
degiee, that of A B., and there will bo but one
Doctor's degree Ph. D Washburn Weekly Review.
Statistics from sixty seven colleges in thirty-seven
states show that football men stand one-half per
cent higher in their studies than the average of the
whole coMcgc The Catonian
Miss Efiie Huckley has been elected soeratary of
the Dtilian society in the absence of Mr. Holling
worth. H. M. Bushnell, formerly editor of the Lincoln
Jall, addressed the class in Journalism Tuesday
morning. His talk was on the United States of
Columbia, with special reference to the newspapers
of that country.
The Unions will give the following new members'
program this evening Part I Piano duet, Misses
Mumaw and Pheifl. r; story, Mice McGufty; paper,
Mr. Studeville; recitation, Miss Valvoord; reading,
Miss Chnppell, paper, Mr. Harris Part II illus
frntud song "FhrHi on the ilhino "
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