T'i'PIC !IH; K I 10 R I AN BiH'by's 'Retreat. Inconsistency, thou art a rouben! Agriculture is the chief defense (if nations. DIDN'T MAUItY AIUIO'AD. Doctor Son tor 1ms leturnod, For h Ph D. he's earned Far across the angry billow's roar. Welcome thrice, my good old;frie'n'd, lift me shake your hand again And greet with cord iul smile my chum of vybre; Let mo clasp you to my heart Von have played the better1 part. For your heart -beats measure lore both warm liricl ; true. At true friendship's holy shrine Then receive this heart of mine, While the girls (if old Columbia are 'good enough for you. HKOTIIKKS SIKKT. f French Translation J It must have been a sight For theColls. Far better than a light, sBy nil oriils, hen the goat'groohicd niiri'feU, Vrom'his coll, And thoegotistichea'd 'Of Tiirrcll, ilh (he curtains of the shrine All put liy, Like a symbol of decline, Stool 1 tosiyh. FAMK SPOTTKD WM. )me nature took thee by thn'lmntl Wliileyetatoddlin'bairnie And led thee through a rnrnr land '"an dreams o'or lakes Klllanidy. Its fountains ehe ha. bid'n Mice drill Ic AU pluck its fruitage goidou w thou canst in the Classics think And live like sagos olden. One time with goddess ?ani0.8 ttlTji Wm II write thy name the bronmi And after it a'P. U.K. 'li'iTNioodromus .Johnson. a oiiangr or inaifr. I W oio lesser lights so dlmly-slii Ad you-soon became a mine, agewlHd,md,epttru;;Pon- 111? h!'BO",sB,(,lod -muat uraiyWhWb AU tbo faoUltyciiiilU spare. K.'M.tPollaril. Pal. president you were and say, When high tarill' won thediiy, Who did ope the campaign, pray? K.M Pollard. X warlike captain trille lame, injured in a foot-ball game, ' jliCeivd athletics just th' sumo JO. Kl. Pbllanl. II 'College days, have passed and-gone Vn.l UieCailiu bill h on, XJhampioiied by'Cass county's Son, 'K.'M.'Pollaril. 'In the Legislative hall, 'ou are weaving shroud and pall 'By your anti-foot ball bawl, E. M . 'Foliar!!. Keep not on as you've begun, itand, Nebraska's loyal son Neither model son-ot-a-gun E. 'Milliard. tunri, an honor to old Cass ' We will let past records pass; 1U1 not a consummate chump! E.M. Pollard, A rJ!ey THICK. The'Glee club sang a little song On Charter day Which they had swiped from the Y. M. C. A. It sounded like an echo of The Weekly Reprint, see? 'ft was that funny little song About the B-i-e. College Men belong to the limited and distinguished class ol men Willi trained and cuiiureu minus. Bicycles belong to the limited and distinguished class of great mechanical creations. 'WORTHV STEEDS for WORTHY RIDERS to all alike STANDARD OF THE WORLD 'Hartford Bicycles, second only to Col umbias, $75, 560, S50, $45. Strong, handsome, serviceable and at prices within reach of everyone. POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn. firenti-ht Hiiyrlr Karinry in the World. llranch House or dealer in nlmost every city and town. Semi one a-cent stamp for liamlsoineM biccle catalogue ever issued; free by cnllim? on any Columbia dealer. a -ij U t-.i ;i 4 i ft t, Wi i its m