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THE HESPERIAN
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BLcby's Retreat,
Merrv Christmas!
Smile pleasantly, even though your
iHts are unpaid, and rejoice to realize
the fact that you are to brighten the
lives of the old folks at homo.
Surely fantvls are twined for our genius, Prof Davis
To liirn miiM the trophies lie given
He's computed a eliemc by which he can save us
Without Mot-tog treasures in Heaven
Had the Ooinmandent been at the elo
cutionary entertainment Thursday even
ing he need not have trusted to the
"sawn of those who swiped the cheese
"iid pamtfine from Armory,
Sim has outgrown the day of Preps,
Hus our progressive school
'hit nou iior higher classman stps
(In unci plays the fool
'''In- aetois are more Wooded braves
And iiiikIc or wy up stuff
With hwlnis such a-f0ujm craves
'I'lParumleeaiid'Shuff.
Tli' gin thiMprnfiloon the stage
Anil inuiuii, iu,Mir ehecsc and 'throw
'Grt.itt hunks or it - wimp my mage
'n I'ure uhr- it my go
' lu at the probing they are -niutie
I hi' hIiiui. ,,0ia llot ,l)(. s.ci1(!r
"'' 1,av'' tl'' hudk Hione .to salute
"itllf4't'Ti tiger and Miller.
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nv 'BLBCTION BEET.
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.ou5aE verse.
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ON' THE SIDE.
It has been said that lawyers are the
salt of the earth wonder how mauy earn
their salt.
A Kentucky election isn't a patching
to ours. We can beat them any day.
"His honor is as untarnished as the
sun," said Flaherty. "In fact 'tis
brighter for the sun has spots on it.'5
''What Brutus is this?" asked Denui
son when one of his opponents touched
him iira tender spot.
Don't address the "chairman," address
the "presidents" advised Killeuwhen an
anxious member was in doubt.
Coleman says the secretary's book
would have been in two pieces if Fishue .
had persisted in trying to take it away
from him when he wanted to see it.
What's the matter with Grooduer?
He's all right. Who's .ill right! G001V
The three vi si tens were paralyzed with
tear.
And now the Journal and the Post
have written up the "scrap" and things
are worse twisted than they were before.
'Of -course we don't want to have those,
affidavits read, because we have every
tlnmgto lose and nothing to gain by it."
Flaherty. Some people are naturally
tlrntilifliiL
'The 7:80 business was strietily 'legal, ai
not ifaj .accordance wjtih .custom.
They Eat Crow.
'The HrasriaraAX association wffliJ -meet
Tuesday Jan..5, 197, at 1:30 ni. to
amadr itJlie legality of Ulie wwemllly
.-adopted .constitution. This .caM as made
Su .compliance wfilfli tihe wnest rf ihe
tfWlUowang gwitlemen: 'Booraar, tody,
Sanson. HainWoiw. Maguih'e, MuMiftwd,
tondW, Mw- SwfocU BollMngworth,
wmmu ahumi, gyq-ny- i-li i,ljdl ,,i1ilmrK
llt lass shades and !haiiiMtto'a!le
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