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THE HESP Ki: ! N
Bitchy s Retreat,
Thanksgiving day is past,
Yet lingers its bright cheer.
My heart o'erflows with gratitude
And memories most dear.
To him who crowneth all our days
Breathe thou, my life, unending praise.
Psychic Evolution,
We matched that game with Iowa
And trained to baffle fate.
At Omaha Thanksgiving day
We had our mutual skate.
But fate had forordained it so
The score stood nothing to zero.
Though virtual victory for us
The pennant waved for Iowa
WVd play the draw and clear the muss
Hence chose last Saturday
We played with vim and iron will,
But beef scored sixigainst our skill
Now that the foot-ball games are o'er
We'll train our beef to brains
And fill our brains with richer store
T dirndl athletic Mains
W'll swipi the Jay Hnwkn in debate
Oi Ilusli t mvn wv'iv from tin jttntt;
Mr. Kinton (to young lady oil ice sup
porting herself with a clumsy. staff) "Per
haps I could be of more assistance to you
than that other stick."
Young Lady: I don't kuow,you might
try it and see.1'
Mr Corey was just on the way to sure
recovers from injuries received in the
Junior-Freshman game when kind Pallr
adian lady friends sent him several deli
cious cakes of their own composition
Not braver the heroes wreath-crowned in their
glory
Nor the martyrs whoVe died at the stake
Than shrewd, firm, perristent, invincible Corey
Who faced and dei'oured thatjake.
Comments on the new chevrons
Co-eds exquisite
Baker- A scheme concocted by the
Plutocrats for flaunting their nefari
ous principles in the eyes of honest
statesmen; give me white ones.
Lyons All right for one tiling. Won't
do to put your arm around anybody
in the dark with them on, phospho
rescent .
Chorus of corporals (with hands on
piace whe.ie po-kt bonk ought to
be) Fifty live -outs for chevrons;
fifty cents f.r putting them 011uiu-m-m
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