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Incidentals.
ip-a-laka!
Zip-a-laka!
Biff! boom' ball
Palladianl Palladianl
Knh! rah! -rah'
Did you take the hol-iclayf
Prof, flodgman:- Oh I T'm so fiirefll
(not 7?V'"'-atively either.)
Condole with Ed. Banghart for miss
ing the whole jubilee, after putting in
half tlu summer helping prepare for it.
The doctor had to tie him in bed to "keep
1 it in away.
yuery-Jf Chancellor MaeLean had staid
thmuirh the oratorial contest, considering
the rate at which he "was using up mus
cular and lachrymal energy along with
tin rest of the people, could he have
"d the trip to Kansas!
('. M. Kkilos.de'batiug: Xow'let me
quote you the opinion of eminent author
ities. JhMV is a letter from Miss Ellen
Smith. She says: " 1 greatly fear that
1li" free and unlimited admission of ladies
tif ih" Palladium society will result -ill
notliinr hut a sip arising school. To that
J uni utialteraibly .opposed.1 " Miss
mith (after the program,) "Mr. Sidles,
1 want t sny tijat j TevftJi ,wrote ttny
"ueh leiter. J t is a forgery.11
rlmi,'Hlli': ''JDwyyearwe used 'to
;' holiday whrudi we rallied 4moini
11,11 hiy.' too'k a trip u the mouu
"iiin t.o shh tiJW b-,autifiu!l autumn tints,
"Ih. we preferred io go ow to North
A'lumsi,,,. thej,.mty ghils. Lautfh-i-uti.l
fiii.lfl.Be fiiumi tthe -wast side of
"l" llOllKc.
M'.' T- 'J'. A. Wtitlliams, SwcisiwJv.
1'k ami gentleman, the Chancellor
101,1 tti" just last week italic had ww
,:7' " """""" 'V" AW'lausc. .epeeialh
J,0ln thn factulty ,., ndljx platform 9.
Let's have a faculty oratorical contest
once a year, for the sake of physical ex
ercise. C. A. Fisher, QS was also missed, hav
ing been sent off on a government "geo
logical debauch, " doubtless to keep him
from voting for .
The Chancellor wasn't aware that the
president of the Palladian society is able
to boast of being exactly the same age
as the society, when he remarked to her,
''Why. twenty-five yours out here is
hoary antiquity "
Prof. ATolfe (before he studied psy
chology. -according to tradition: ) "The
Lord helps those avIio help themselvas to
books in this shebang.'1 Prof. Wolfe
( no w,-aecording to hearsay) "There is
no help for anybody, anywhere for
any thing.
' ' A Co in m u nicaiio n."
"We have heard such vicious and uni
versal criticism of the awards made 1)3
lis in connection with the oratorical eon
test held in the Chapel Friday morning,
16 5nst., that we deem it but justice to
ourselves to say a word in explanation of
our action. We were unanimously of the
opinion that the oration of J. S. Dales
was far and away the best of the three,
.and we felt that that of itself was glory
enough for him. We regarded the ora
tion of our promising young friend,
13. W. Caldwell, as second best, and of
course he thereupon was awarded second
honors. We regarded the effort of L.
Fossler with horror and amazement, and
we felt that nothing but first honors eould
repay him for being laughed at so ranch.
Ifihe oration of Mr. Dales was very fair
hi composition, especially the poeticaj
pant, and we congratulate him upon 51.
Nevertheless, if occasion offers, we shall
entilruBiastacalily unite with the 'Haven in
saying to Mr. Dales "TRvrmmnmV
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