TRE HESPERIAN
BLvby's Retreat,
Robber's Roost? ? ?-Password,"Mum."
Man wants but little here below
But wants that little bad .-3. A. Maguiro.
If one and all would vur a shawl
Tlie iiuimIIcvs dc alts were fewer.
I wish I h ul n green Scotch plaid
Like that of "Prof" Barbour.
HIC JC'.T ATHJ.ETiOS.
That hirbmms game, foot-lull, must go;
The hull fight i-, tabooed.
Our basket-ball and "shinny" too
Are far too rough and nxl.-
Tiio bloo ly duel we must forbear
No more we'll bealp the Freshmen rare;
But we will Mudy human nature
In the Gaunt Hill in the L-gislature.
A VBHITaBLE bAM&OX.
The Sophomores have a pjv-ident
Since lit vxt.y .-nt his h.ii
Prof. Peterson's a resident.
Since Hawxby cut his hair.
The wM Nccnij greatly widened now
Since H twxbj cut his hair.
The family have had no rmv
Siuce Hawxby cut hi, hair.
Athletic debt grow biger, too
Since Hawxby cut hi hair.
nJiuaon rends the Maxwell crew
inee Hawxby cut hift Jiair.
New Ooi-ey (,., ,, wi,ifckew yrmv
Since Hawxby cut his hair.
And there ;,re thin that I dorTl know
Since Hawxliy cut his hair.
MV QDAXDARY
I g U, i'.uwliij La. an hour
AnddottnioPfeych aliile
Andiiiou I take aliouia week
The to to reconcile,
WK tNVl you.
feUjiTiiy closes all I please
And half my work IV dm,,.
"woulflnUniakealuUifdlir,
If fatimrwere a Pop
Plwk t!,i l'f as s-nootlh as oil
Ai.fl wp lUmmuh m.-o a mouse,
A7 "'" rfaus Just once a -weok,
Jirlud-re in the house.
I'd h,w the Chance Iliad poll
Wu Omaha or Benuet;
"KotmyA.B right away
iw were in the seuate.
'gutwyn.D oextJuiie
J'rtjniyiiifll and -imtwn taint
LADIES FACUI.Tr ItEFIXEKY
I haven't been out to a single reception
Siuce I've been in the old Uni
But I've had to nip pleasures right in their in
ception And to "dig" as the days paSP(l by.
But on Saturday night I will don the best clothes
I can borrow from any kind friend.
With Holliugworth's smile and Pinkerton's pose
A real pleasant evening I'll spend.
Perhaps after that I wont be such a "grind"
When my "Western Ouliur-" becomes more refined.
Exchange.
A bill has boon recently introduced in
the Georgia legi.-lalure to prohibit play
ing foot-ball in that state.
The chapel services at Cornell are so
interesting that seats have to be reserved
for the students on account o the large
attendance. Ex.
Seventeen out of the twenty-seven be
longing to the students' congress at the
University of California have decided
that co-education is not desirable.
The Junior class of Michigan Univer
sity are arranging to publish this year
1he iuoM elaborate Michiganensian ever
issued by the Junior class of that uui-vei-sity.
A recent issue of the Nebraska Weslyan
contains a vigorous, pointed editorial on
the subject of Wesryans re-entering the
state oratorical association. Wcsleyan
is still firmly convinced that there is a
place for oratorical contests as well as for
joint debates.
Greater interest is manifest this year
than over before, in the university of
Kansas concerning the inier-collegiate
debate with Nebraska. Active prepa
ration for the annual contest, to be held
at Lawrence about the first of May have
already begun.
A. KRONER,
Tht-s "Leading Tlattt'i & Furnisher
A -complete assortment of Hats, Caps,
Shirts, Collars, Cuffs, Neckwear, Un
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