The Hesperian / (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1899, October 18, 1894, Page 5, Image 5
THE HESPEKIAN board suddenly took a grout liking for tho sourest of lemons, and ate them with tin avidity that was almost alarming. No won der some of them grow pale. Six lemons oaten at ono time would mako anybody pale. Tho inoii walkod about in tho glory of thoir superiority and looked tho very pictures of self contentment. People soon got settled. By noon, thoy began to appear in thoir travoling costumes. The uglier tho cap a man can wear on a voy age, tho more distinguished he appears. This is a rule to be remembered. In a short tinier a fraternal feeling was established and all were nerving themselves to enjoy a spell of sea sickness. Next day, tho bottom fell out of things. At times, it seemed like the sides were loose also, for tho boat rocked in a very reckless manner. It should have known hotter. Ono by ono tho passengers disappeared. A few stay on deck only to meet their Water loo, and to contribute to the Atlantic in tho end. A very few sot their teeth and vowed not to give in. This is very hard to do when a person feels that there must bo a largo cobble stone in his-stomach and a buzz saw in his head. Still it may bo done. The jar of the machinery was very noticeable. "When a particular high wave raised the stern of the boat one of water, tho propollors wont whizzing around in a way that shook the whole vessel and with it the anatomy of every single passenger. Then tho cobble stone would got in its work. By noon, tho ranks wore well thinned. At dinner, tho tow people there kepi con tinually rushing for the doors. It is pecul iarly provoking to leave a delicious sea pie and jump up unceremoniously over the back of your seat to bolt for the door, yet it is excusable on tho ocean. The cook always serves the most tempting dishes on stormy days too. To really enjoy immunity from sea sick ness, one must make a tour through tho state-rooms, where the bravest and weakest lie stretched out together. Generally, the victims 'aro too inort to do anything but breath. Go and stir them up, thoy have not onorgy enough to throw a shoo at you. Comfort them, and you seo no visiblo good as a result. Such company is rather depress ing, so you go on dock again, and boforo you aro awaro of it, somo dear old lady (never a young ono) will como tumbling down hill into your arms. Then, in very desperation, you go on- a visit to tho steerage. Thoro, you find a long lino of incurables, sitting dejectedly on tho floor of their long narrow promenade dock, looking tho vory picturo of misery. Ono is forced to remark of these, as Chauncoy M. Dopow did of tho second cabin, u My sym pathy is with you." But, ono can't stay there long; it is only human nature to got away. Night camo at last with fresh agonies. "When tho boat rolls and you wabble from one side of tho berth to the other, then is the time to dream of homo and mother. It is then, if over, that one wants tho earth and wants it hard. At least, that is what somo people said. A fow old tars had tho nerve to say that thoy slept well. They immediate ly lost their reputation for veracity. The morning of tho third day dawned. Tho breakfast bell rang earlier than ever because of tho time that had been gained during tho night. Ono by ono, tho patients crawled uup to the deck. Once there, the bracing sea breeze seemed to give them new ( life. Those who succeeded in taking break fast, began to got well. But by far the groater majority lay on deck limp and help less in their easy reclining chairs, and the greatest charity one could do them was to let them alone. Tho weather cleared up soon, and re mained pleasant during the rest of tho voy age. Nearly all the passengers were soon able to got about if they tried. When the sun camo out and warmed things up, and when the wind wont down, it was not dis agreeable X3von for those who had been sick. All were in tho best of spirits and thought ll