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NOT TO BE IEAD.
No doubt the extreme partiality of stu
dents for 'horses5' is due to their having
jaded tastes.
WISHES FULFILLED.
"I felt deeply everything 1 said in that
essay, and I hope you marked my words."
"That's just exactly what I did, my dear
sir," replied Professor Wredink, blandly.
That student who "always gives a straight
forward answer" never flunked and then had
some one ask hinrwhal his mark was.
TnK TRUTH.
First Student How do you pronounce
that word, phreenology or phronnology?
Second Student Well, the professor
pronounces it a fake.
If you want your word taken on any sub
ject, just fasten it some way or other to your
new lead pencil.
OF COURSE.
Jones Do you remember when it was
I borrowed that five of Brown?
Smith Why, sometime in Lent, I suppose.
THE REASON.
Visitor What's the object of having two
walks leading from the main entrance to the
gate.
Freshie O that's to enable the prof, and
the student who skips to pass, without meeting.
TO E DESIRED.
Freshie Look here, Prof., I've stood
this long enough, and I'm going to give you
a piece of my mind.
Prof. Do. It will be the first sign I've
had of it.
Though his aspect is mild,
For an "accent" that's wild,
The man from the east is most striking;
His idears have range,
But his wuhds are quite strange,
And not always pronounced to one's liking.
O'er Sordeller he pores,
And Modjesker adores,
And often down vistars he's glancing;
Of Ameriker sings,
Yet these changes he rings,
Faw all that awe faw from entrahncing.
INVOCATION.
O Muse divine,
Thou Muse of mine,
O Muse that can't be hired,
You never go,
You're too blamed slow,
O Muse, you make me tired!
l-L-'feliiiiieFsaH
A WORTHY CAUSE.
Psychology Professor Why do you per
sist in jabbing your knife into your desk in '
that childish manner, Mr. Smithson?
Smithson Why you see, professor, I am
trying to test my powers of penetration.
HAS MOVED TO
2122 0 STReeT.:-
Examiner What are your reasons for
suspecting this student of being insane?
His Classmate Well you see, sir, yes
terday in an examination he borrowed a lead
pencil of me, and to-day ho returned it.
A Beautiful"
New Spring StocK
of Fancy Millinery
Just received
An Artistic Trimmer from the East has charge of
the Trimming Department.
MARGUERITE ROOY, Prop.
CHOICE PERFUMES AT HARLEY'S.
