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16
THE HESPERIAN
NOT TO BE READ.
The foot-ball season is now altogether of
the past like those stunted things called
"sandburrs."
EXPERIENCED.
"College orators ought to make good
newspaper men."
"Yes, so liberal in the matter of 'copy.' "
WITH PROPHETIC PROMPTINGS.
When "Count Gismond" Browning moulded
For the Analytics class,
The genius he unfolded
Too prophetic proved, alas;
For, sure, 'twas not unwitting,
Though high his talents mount,
He chose a name so fitting
And suggestive as is "Count! "
"Sweet belles jangled, out of tune, and
harsh," these are what are to bo found in
the cloak room when someone loses a, hat-pin.
NO WONDER.
Stranger. How do you like Professor X?
Freshman. Dead stuck on him. He
gets sick two or three times every week.
A POINTED TALE.
A Senior he, and dignified,
And keen as is a frat
But keener, one regrets to say,
Was the pin on which he sat.
A "finished smile." The Senior's in
psychology.
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WHAT THE MATTER WAS.
Bill. Why did you never finish that poem
you were writing?"
Jack. Had trouble with tho heroine's
complexion. Never could find the right
tone coloring to match it.
NOTHING UNUSUAL.
'They say thai Sandow, the strong man,
carries a horse with one hand."
"What of that? There is hardly a student
but carries a pony."
Some students make no Bohns of confess
ing how they get through exams.
Special Sale of Books at HARLEY'S.
Buy Your Fruits at the
Lincoln Fruit Stand.
PUCCINELLI BROS.
COR. 12TH AND O.
MRS. LUKE.
FINE MILLINERY and FANCY WORK
PATRONIZE YOUR FELLOW WORKMAN.
-GO TO.
0. K. H0LG0MB & GO.
Merchant Tailors.
A. O. U. W
S, K.
C. L. U.
1
1222 1 STREET.
LIHCILN, NEI.
material at Gem Millinery Store. Dress Cut
ting and Fitting Charts sold reasonable. Special
prices to University Students. Store open until
io, every evening.
1403 O STREET.
A. T. LEMING & CO.,
HOLIDAY fr GOODS.
Books, Stationery, etc- University Text Books.
Drawing Instruments and Supplies. Wall
paper and Window Shades.
HOC 0 STKEKT. LINCOLN, NEB
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