HHBS!lfiHHIHI3BHHHHBHIHHBHBSHHRI!VUlHPl!fJSHHHlffiSK&flllKHRiii gSfififfi3J r' TS.E HESPERIAN. 19 ,. , " $ .W9 . V "'"""'' EXCHANGE. "His head waB jammed into the sand, His arms were broken in twain; Three ribs wore snapped, four teeth were gone, - He no'r would walk again. His lips moved slow, I stopped to hear The whispers they let fall; His voice was weak, but this I heard, "Old man, who got the ball?" Exchange. Thero are 5.000 students in the profes- . sional schools of Chicago. There were seven-hundred paid admissions to the Minn, vs Kansas game, and about as many more dead heads. Papa: "Mercy! What an interrogation .' point you are! I'm sure I did'nt ask such strings of questions when I was a boy." fv Little son: "Don't you think if you had, you'd be able to answer more of mine!" Sel. It is thought that William Astor will es tablish a University in Oklahoma for negroes. "Non paratus" dixit Junior Cum a sad et doleful look, "Omne Rectum," Prof, respondit, Et "Nihil" scripsit in his book. Ex. Student self-government will bo tried at Cornell for a year. A committee of students take all cases of cribbing. This is a step in advance that seems advisable. At Harvard, for fifty years, no smoker has graduated with the first honors of his class. Life. Several students at Washburn College, Topeka, planned and carried out the scheme of greasing blackboards. The scheme worked well and nobody recited in mathema tics for several days. This is "full of sugges tion" for freshies; Prof. Turner, of Edinburgh receives $20,- .000 salary which is the largest remuneration of any college professor in the world. Echo. A OHEMIOAL ROMANCE. Said Atom to Molly Culo, "Will you unite with mo?" And Molly Cule did quick retort, "There's no affinity." Ex. Edward Everett-Hale, Joseph Cook, Henry Watter8on and Robert J. Burdette will de liver lectures before the students of the Iowa State University this coming season. Ex. The Legislature of Wisconsin has appro priated $85,000 for athletic grounds and buildings for the state university. There are no large flies on the Legislature of Wis consin. Rutgers has a chair of journalism in its woman's department. Ex. POINTERS. Students get a reduction from usual rates at Dr. Hodgeman's dental office. Week board given for 3.00 and meal tickets sold for 3.50 at Carder's New Din ing Hall, cor. 11th and P sts. Breakfast 0:30 to 8:30, dinner 11:30 to 2, supper 5:30 to 8:00. Do you want a daily paper with the Hes perian ? Well you can, this way, by an ar rangement with the local management. Stud ents of the Uni. can got the Hesperian and the World Herald by the month at sixty-live cents in advance. Do you want a daily paper with tho Hes perian ? Well you can, this way, by an ar rangement with tho local management. Stud ents of tho Uni. can got the Hesperian and tho World-J feral d by tho month at sixty-five cents in advance. The World-If mild gives you all tho Lincoln, state and national news, delivered at your door early in tho morning. Tho Hesperian does all this in a school way and is issued twice a month. Leave your subscription with C. L. Talimadge, of the Hesperian, or at tho World-'Iferald office, .1045. l 1 3 i 4 ill "1 tan P ) 3-Tj. X t , , a. W r .t V. 4 J". Jl4 i Ji'iL mmUHmUMmMMnmSiMMIVI MHW