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THE HESPERIAN
to dream ay, there's the nightmare; caused by
no mince pic, but by just plain grub or want of
grub, which all amounts unto the same. How
not to die, but how to live; but how to live so
not to die. 0, there's the rub, To suffer long,
to patient be, to keep a cinch upon this mortal
coil. To coil, to wrap, to glue up dead heads
free. To pay the printer for the same. But soft
you, now! Here comes the fair subscriber, to pay
her bill. Nymph, in my square meals, all thy
payings shall be remembered.
Saint Peter sat smiling at the pearly gate. A
halo, brighter than the sun, encircled his sainted
head. He jingled his keyes continually, so that
the clinking noise of the bits of metal as they
struck together made most harmonious sound.
The passers by and they were of far greater
number than the passers in lingered a little be
fore the saint and, as if. to make up, in part, for
lost joy, drank in the sweet tones that they were
permitted to hear but once. They paused but a
moment, and then went on down, with the
ceaseless stream of lost souls. But of these
wanderers, some came up who were bolder than
the rest. They were unwilling to be satisfied
with the jingle ot holy keys. They begged, even
demanded admission to heaven's glory. Their
audacity so surprised Saint Peter, that he Avas, at
first, undetermined whether to admit them be
cause of admiration of their cheek or deny them
entrance because they possessed a superabund
ance of that quality. At last his conscience came
to the rescue of his honor and he shouted in
stentorian tones, "Avaunt ye doers of evil. Ye
attended not chapel in the days of thine youth;
now ye shall not have seats in the great chapel
where holy saints sit, singing eternally."
POINTERS.
Stop at Manley's, all kinds of fruits, a good line
of cigars.
Say. ? Have you tried Barr's Club at 323 N
13th street.
Try the Northwestern's new train for Chicago.
The very best.
Students can get $4.00 cabinets at the Eclipse
Studio for $2.00.
Edward Cerf& Co., 925 0 street, dealers in
clothing and dry goods.
When your shoes need repairing take them to
Walt's, under Burr block.
Chicago Gallery, 1034 O. Cabinet work per
dcz. $3.00. Students $2.50.
Students should call for coupon books, and
buy shoes of Ed. G. Yates, 1 1 29 O St., Lincoln
Neb.
Dr. L. Wente, dentist. Dentistry in all its
branches, according to all approved methods.
Office, 135 South nth.
Bought, sold or exchanged : Second-hand
books, U. of N. books a specialty, at Lincoln
Book Exchange, 119 North 12th street.
Be sure and get one of our boxes of candy be
fore you go home for the holidays.
Sutton & Hollowhush.
Students can get a special discount at the Y.
M. C. A. Hat and Men's Furnishing Goods Store.
Gardner & Bumstead, Lindell Hotel.
We have opened the finest oyster parlors in the
city. Come and see us.
Sutton & Hollowbush.
For Cloaks, Underwear, Dress Goods, Carpets,
Millinery, Toys, and Presentation Goods of all
kinds, see Herpolsheimer & Co., cor. 1 2th and N
sts., Lincoln. Buying and selling in large quan
tides for cash only, they are enabled to sell you
good goods at the lowest. If you have friends
out of town, leave their names with this housi
and they will mail their fine new catalogue, ex
press charges paid, to any part of the west.
The Western Normal College, Lincoln, Neb.,
is in session the full year of forly-eight weeks.
You can enter at any time and find just such
studies and classes as you desire. Do you want
review work in any of the academic and collegiate
branches? Special work in the Commercial,
Short Hand, Typewriting, Pen Ait, Designing
and Illustrating. Public school Drawing, Teleg
raphy, Kindergarten, Model School, Fine Art,
etc., courses. If so, you can find no better place
than the Western Normal, Lincoln, Neb.
CLERGYMEN, ATTENTION
The B. & M. will issue for 1893, half fare
permits, good on all Burlington route lines, to
regularly ordained or licensed ministers or miss
ionaries engaged solely in religious work. It is
our desire that these permits be in the hands of
clergymen by the first of the year. Application
should therefore be made as early as possible
either at our depot or city office, corner O and
Tenth streets.
A. C. Ziemeu,
C. P. & T. Agent.