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STJtAy PICK-UPS.
"When a fellow's been sick." S
Harry Lord's father visited him last week.
Skating is the great pastime here at present.
Flippin "Which shall it be, he, she, or it?"
Rev. Gregory led in chapel exercises January 20.
"Excuse me, I don't want anything." Richards.
Fogavty still insists that the joke on Schell is.truc.
Ask Sheldon when he found his shoes Sunday night.
.Mess: 3. Sheldon and Tefft spent Sunday, the 18th, at
home.
Hall, in the role of professor, was very unexpectedly inter
tupted. Miss Donna Wilson instructs the second preparatory
drawing class.
Miss Treat spent Sunday, January 18, at her home in
Weeping Water.
Mr. R. E. Johnson missed classes from January 921.
Cause: rheumatism.
Mr. Sinclair's mother was buried January ' 1. He is
again in school.
P. 1- Hibbard is president, and A. A. Faurot is secretary
of the P. B. D- C.
The band played for Scmmons, the clothier, the lorcnoon
of Saturday, January 24.
Cotner university has school on Saturday, and takes the
weekly recess on Monday.
Fletcher and Thurbcr flipped dollars for it and Fletcher
won in three straight heatr.
George Hall entertained a party of friends very pleasantly
Saturday evening, January 17.
The officers of the U. 11. D. C. are: Helvie, squatter gov
ernor, and Girard, secretary.
Miss Nice gave a party to a few of her University friends,
Saturday evening, January 17.
Flippin thinks Professor Hunt always gets the best of a
joke. Right you are, Flippin.
Some of the students were well supplied with apples
while the apple exhibit lasted.
Wednesday, January 21, no chapel exercises. The agri
cultural society was in session.
The annual meeting of the slate agricultural society was
held in the chapel, January 21-2. "
Miss M-y Lewis, who has been suffering from an attack
of scarlet fever, is again in school.
The high schools of Fairbury and Broken liow have asked
to be placedonthe accredited list.
It was amusing to watch the boys try to light the gas in
the reading room last Tuesedy morning.
On account of sickness Proiessoi Barber could not meet
his classes on last Thursday and Friday.
For thc.enlightenment of our predecessor we will say that
the Freshman'canes were paid for long ago.
MissJMarsland entertained a number of Palladians Wednes
day evening, January 21. All report a pleasant time.
Tuesday, the 20th, Professor Fcrnow, U. S. commissioner
of forestry, gave a lecture on the subject of forestry.
It stands the-Freshies in hand to be on their guard. The
Sophs a.e lively to Jjay? Qjliusi d,uict; mo$i aiiy time,
Practice game for Sophomore foot ball players called
Wednesday, January 21. Very little kicking was done.
Dr. Stein addressed the young women and young men
of the Christian association Saturday evening, January 24.
If you want pointers on how to get books out of the
libraiy when you don't dare to go there yourself call on Pizey.
Professor Hesscy lectured last Friday evening at the law
school on the subject, "How Science Benefits the Lawyer."
Guy Ferguson has quit school. Any mailaddrccd Mo
him will find him at David City, where his parents now live.
Dr. Geigcr was a little bit mad Friday night, January
16. You arc all right, doctor. Turn the lights out next
time.
Mr. Will Squires is the only student 'that, left the uni
versity to go to fight Indians. He is back with an entire
scalp.
It docs not follow, that because Barber shows a decided
prefetence for the Bryanny deep that he intends to be a
sailor.
Harry Hicks and J. P. McFarlnnd, after ahou. six months
work with a B. & M. surveying gang, arc once inou in
school.
On account of the annual corn exhibit held in the aimory,
all militpry duties were suspended during thc third week of
January.
Squire, who has been lately engaged in the pleasant duly
of guarding frontier towns, has resumed his studies at the
University.
The Delians, who went to Cotner last Monday evening,
did not have to pay for oysters, but instead, payed for their
admission.
If you know of a good joke don't keep it to yourself, but
tell the local editor all about it. We promise not to tell
anyone else. .
News boy to Sheldon "Say, mister, do you go to the Uni
versity?" Sheldon "Yes sir." Newsboy "What reader
are you in?"
Doane college foot-ball team has accepted the challenge
of our team and a match game will be played at the ball puk
next Saturday.
The conundrum committee of P. G. D. C. has reported
the following: "Why does the electric motor ressmble
W. T. Brown?"
Rydberg has parted with his whiskers. He has grown
tired of having students inquiie whether or nothe is the
assistant botanist.
A new statistical legister has been given the Y. M. C. A.
association by Mr. L. E. Troyer. Heretofore no record of
the work has been kept.
L. O. Shrader has been appointed clerk of the house
judiciary committee. F. A. Rockhold has captured the
same position in the senate.
Union society room, 8:30 p. in., Wednesday, January 14:
Sheldon "Where did you say she lived? Well, there's
nothing there but bare lots."
Professor Hodgman, who has been confined to his room
for several weeks, on account or rheumatism, expects to be
able to meet his classes this week.
One of the new students has been inquiri-ig why the
carpet in front of Professor Hunt's door is so well worn,
Fred Gund suggests that it is because so many flunk in rhel
oric, that tiie'carpet has, to do double duty.