The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899, March 13, 1899, Image 4
1 &.- jt Ky- , , Have the "EVANS" Do Your Washing. TELEPHONE 109. STAMPS United Status ami Foreign Stamps for sale. Large stock on liaml. Will buy good stamps or collections. F R. FhNIGAN, 439 SOUTH 12-H 8T LINCOLN. 80 YEARS' EXPERIENOE. TRADE MARKS, DESIGNS. CnDVBIC.UTS A Anyone fend nc a tketrh and description may SuI?MT.'lsceFtn,nfrce' whether an Invention la probably pntcntalilo. Communications strictly conmicntlal. Olilent acency forrecurlnKpatenU -.?.r'c?-. Wu .llnT0 . WashlnRton ofllco. .ilHi,.,,StfS??,?t!,lirou,h Muun -tcCKlro SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, n.,J.fuIir"!u,,rn,.e1' 'reest circulation of Sli it mSPJrif ""J" wek3r. pa mu n year Y.V5,.m?."fl,s- Specimen copies and liluo Hook on 1'atents sent rrce. AddrcM MUNN & CO., 301 Brouduny, Nov York Special attention given to STUDENTS HAIRDRESSINC, MANICUR ING, SHAMPOOING, SCALP TREATMENT. HAIR TONIC, TOILET COODS 121 North 13th St. Kent College of Law Marshall I) I-well, LI.. () , Ai d , Dean. Three years course leading to degree of LL. Ii. Improved methods uniting theory and practice. The School of practice is the leading feature. Eve ning sessions of ten hours u week for each class. Students can be self sup porting while studying. We assist students in. securing suitable employ ment. For catalogue, address W. F. Momeyer, LL. B., Secretary, (ilSOl!) Ashland Block, Cliioagolll., t "STEVENS FAVORITE"! K.IF-T.,13. I It "Takes Down." 2 inrh barrel, weight t .Minds. C artfully bored and tested For .33, .2? and .12 rim-flrc cartridges. No. 17. Plain Open Sights, $6.00 Target Sights, $8.50 Ask vour dealer for the "FAVO RITE." If he doesn't keep it wo i will send, prepaid, on receipt of price. 4 Send btamp for complete cat.v A logue showing our full line, with al- f uahle information regarding rides and ammunition in general. J, STEMS ARMS AND TOOL CO. '' P.O.Box 921 -CIIICOPCB PALLS, AUSS. Jfc " 1ft r i ii ii in a I r " tj: l?l . - 7" Inturi'olk'i; uto Hiircau Cotlrcl & Leonard 17J--I78 ltrodwny Allmny, Now York. Makers of thu Caps, Gowns and Hoods To the American Colleges and Uni versities. Illustrated manual, samples, prices, etc., upon request. Gowns for the pulpit and the bench. University Coal Office Gregory sells Coal Best Quality. Best Price Phone 343. iaH O Street. xxoooooooooooooooooooooo Quality Rather Than Quantity President Eliot of Harvard, says : "Tho International is n wonderfully com pact storehouse of accurate information." WEBSTER'S INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY Best for the Household. i Words are tasilv frmnA. Prinm,!ii!m i is easily ascertained. Meanings are : uiauy jearnea. i ne growtn ot words is i easily traced, and excellence of quality rather than suoerfluitv of nintUtrrU-- gtcr:zes its every department. nr-"iicclwoi jMtucit fcnl on appllciHlou to G. & C MERRIAM CO., Publishers, Snrin(rfJTr4. TOT- C'WHM0KHH000O0KK0)i TWO TRAINS DAILY HKTWKEN Lincoln and Mihurn, Full City. Atchison, and Kansas City. City Ticket Office, 1039 O St. H. C. Townsend. G. P. & T. A. F. I). Cornell, C. P. A T.A. THE CENTURY DOUBLE-FEED PEN IS THE BEST G. E. HAGER, Aqent, . . Law Library man'h j.rm.K iiKiiu imixw. .ludgv- "Were you drunk when you nssjiultt'd this eltl.t'iv?" Stiulont (by naine of John Smith) - "I utiiKt liuw 'lii'cn for he 1 twice ia large us I uni." When n moUior tucks her tyoy, Her baby and her joy, In his IHtlo crib mid gently then docs iick ilt, She doi'H not stop to think IMiut some day he will ullnk To "tMCiims." with his crib tucked III his poekot. i "There are ninny uurlous things about u dog, one especially." "What ure theyV" "The wit of his paivts are in bis chest und ho nlwn.vs ha IiIm pants shout during warm wcuther." The father asked, "How have you done In mustering ancient lore?" "I dild so well," replied the son, "Ihoy gutve me an encore; the faculty liked mo and hold nie so dear they make me riH.ut my fix'shiiuin year." Hosier -"Mr. Wugner, docs your ni(tlier nalse niiiclt poultry?" Wugner "Well, 1 think she planted some litiJt yisir, but the chickens ate it ui)." DORIS'S SHOrcSTKIXOS. On Doris's feet Are the siiullcst of twos; Hut suivly some elf Huh cnchaiftcd her shoes, For wherever we go, If we walk-, row or ride, In vhiireh or at tennis, Her shoes come untied. At times it Is trying, But what can I do. When kkii' Doris murmurs, "Oh bother that shoestring!" So down I must Hop In the dust or the dirt To tie up the shoe Of that dir little flirt. The previous girl tyrants We cannot rebel, For ever their ribbons Are filled with their spoil, Si nve old. fashioned aprons No longer they use, They tie a poor inun To the strings of their shoes. MY FIRST CIGAR A FRAGMENT. 'Twas just inside the woodshed One glorious summer day, Far o'er the hills the sinking sun Pursued ist westward way. And in my lonely seclusion, Safely removed afar From nil of earth's confusion, 1 smoked my first cigar. Oli! bright the boyish fancies Wrapped in the wreaths of blue, My eyes grew dim, my head was light, And the woodshed 'round me flew. Dark night closed in around me, Rnyless, without a at or, (irim death I thought hud found me, And spoiled my first cigar. Siiy, I've got a little brother, Never ten.-ed to have him mUlier, Hut he's here; They just went ahead and brought him, And, last week, the doctor brought him, Wu'n't ihat queer'.' When I heard the news from "Mollv, Why, I thought at first 'twas jolly. 'Cause, you see, I s' posed I could go and get him, And then innuia, course, would let him Play with me. Hut when I had once looked nt him, "Why!" I s:ivs, "My sake is that .him?" dust that mite!" They said' "Yes," and "Ain't he euu- nin'?" And I thought they must be fuuniii' He's a sight! lie's so small, its just ninnzin', And you'd think lie was ablazin', U's .so red; Anil his nose is like a berry, And he's U'lld us Uncle Jerry One his head. Why, he is n't worth a dollar! All he does is cry and holler More and more; Won't sit up, you eim't nriauge him 1 don't see why I'a don't change him Af the store. Now we've got to dress and feed him, And we really don't need him More'n a frog; Why'd they buy a lviby brother When they knew I'd good deal ruther Have a dog? T wish I had some whiskers To cocr up my face; K.une thick and fuzzy whiskers That didn't leave a space. My chin Ik frozen solid, My nose Is freezing too, I wish -I had some whiskers: 'Mot any kind would do. TAM WITTS KBRTiESS. Tt is now fully decided Hint Michi gan mid Wisconsin will again resume the athletic relations broken ofT in 1803. Graduate Manager Hnird of the Miclilgim team wns in Mndlson a few days ago, and held n long consultation with Manager Fisher. As a result a game wan scheduled for November 4, to lie played in Detroit, Tt wns the poiiprnl desire to piny the came at Milwaukee, but owing to Miobignn's hnvlng Hcheduled to play two other games outside flic state, it was agreed to postpone the Detroit game until next yenr. HERPOLSHEIMER & CO. The Great Dissolution Sale continues to attract crowds of buyers, continues to interest thrifty people and is rapidly attaining the end for which it was created that is TURNING MERCHANDISE INTO CASH AT A RECORD-BREAKING PACE. All departments offer values such as have never been offered to a Lincoln public before, every line of merchandise is priced as low as it is possible for us to reduce it, in fact nothing has been neglected or overlooked in the pre parations for this the most important event in our history. This week's selling has indeed been most grati fying; the vast armies of buyers that filled the store prove conclusively that people fully appre ciate offerings and realize what a saving an event of this kind means to them. Our object is to raise a large sum of money as speedily as possible and' to accomplish this we spare noth ing; profit and price are alike sacrificed. The Greatest Care and Attention Given to Mail Orders. .. Jermek Go. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA WRIGHT, KAY & CO unuf actu re rh i KATBKN1TY EMM-EMS KATKHNITY JKWKI.UY KATBHNITY NOVIXTIKS KATliKNITY STATIONERY K VTKHN1TY INVITATIONS HATKIINJTY ANNOUNCEMENTS HATEUS'lTY IMtOUKAMS F Send for CiUiiIokuo a 1 I'rlcc List. Sculiil ilfslu'tis on application 140-142 woodward Ave, - DETROIT, WICh- PflRBERTHOP Students work n Specialty 1144 O ST. Qood Harbers, New Furniture, Excellent Work WHEN YOU TRAVEL ALWAYS TAKE THl "Thc, To OMAHA All points east. KANSAS CITY east and south. DENVER and all Colorado points. OGDEN and SALT LAKE. BUTTE and HELENA PORTLAND. SEATTLE, SAN FRANCIsCOand LOS ANGELES. Has the Rest Midern Equipment. Pullman Pabice and Tourist Sleepers. Dining and Free Reclining Chair Cars. For Time Schedules, Tickets, Reservations of Berths, Call or Address, E. R. SLOS.SON, Gen, Agt., 1044 O St., J. T, MASTIN, C. T. A. Lincoln, Neb, H G HU.T. I'res., E. DICKINSON, Gen. MKr., E. L. LOMAX, G. P. & T. A. Omaha, Nebraska, For Style, Quality and Price -IN- TAILOR MADE GOODS , You should call on NEBRASKA PANTS & SUIT COMPANY, 143N.l3thSt. - Oliver Theatre Building HERPOLSHEIMER & on" PH6 That l Shirt T U it Have your next shirts made to order if you want them to fit mid wear. It's economy in tho long run, to say nothing of the comfort and satisfaction. One-liatt dozen to order, rt Ok while or colored, Cp C7, Harper's Shirt Factory, Upstairs, 1012 O Street. I have the only shirt factor in Lincoln. 1HE BEST ROUTE FROM LINCOLN, NEB. Eastman Kodaks PREMO CAflERAS nUNROE CAflERAS PLATES, FILMS, CARDS AND PRINTINO PAPER FOR SALE DY LINCOLN PH0T0 SUPPLY CO. 115 S. 1 1 til St., Lincoln, Neb. ....