r m rjrr"tl IflMMLU"" 1 1 THE NEBBASKAN. A Weekly Nowopaper Issued Kvory Iftl- day Noon, by tho Students of the University of Nebraska. Entered as Second Class Mall Matter. r. T. IUloy - - - - Managing Editor ASSOCIATES. R. H. Baker Editorial Kate Snow Walker - - - Fraternities Oliver Chambers ------ Local B. Mellza -.-- Local Bam Sloan ------ Y. M. C. A. Itoportors. A. E. Parmoleo - - - - H. F. Goro Edith Schwarts - - Ass't M'ffltig- Ed. The Nebraskan will bo sent to any ad dress upon receipt of the subscription price, which Is one dollar a year, or fifty cents a semester. Contributions aro solicited from all. News Hems suoh as locals, personals, -oporto of meetings etc. are especially de sired. Tho Nobraakan wilt bo glad to Drlnt any contribution relative to a gen eral university subject, but the nama must accompany all such. Address all communications to The Nebraskan, University of Nebraska. This in tho lost Issuo of tho Nebraska!) for tho collegiate year, 1S0O 7. Thoso acquainted with tho cost of printing, dif ferent styles of typo otc, can appreciate what tho Nebrnskan has dono during the year. Thero aro very few college papers In tho United States that uso "Nonpar ell" typo, for tho reason that It Is so ex pensive, It does not 1111 up space fast enough, and nobody over notices It. In our own case wo can say that excellence has boon recognized as tho paper hns readily mot expenses this year, and Is ready to start business next year under tho brightest prospects In Its history. thud, followed by soreams of gleo, an nounced to mo that succoss had crowned their efforts. I don't know how many went In by way ot the laddor. Tho Dar ing Ono went over the top sash of tho ! porch window, and got stuok In tho operation that Is, I bollovo sho got stuok, for I hoard, very audibly, "darn It, I can't got In; this confounded, soroen'a coming ,outl" Aftor capturing their booty tho Sweot Senior came running through tho yard with a oroam freezer In hor hand saying "come on. girls, I've got It." Thon thoy sat thomsolves down to feast and had "two spoonfuls apiece." A pow-wow followed, In which many cholco expressions and actions were ro vealed unto the listeners, Buch as "O gcel there goes my watoh" and otherB equally edifying. At tho suggestion of tho Sweot Senior, tho opera of El CapU tan was repeated, and ouuh songs as "We won't go homo until morning" ami "Good night ladles" helped make the night hid eous. The only ono who did not scorn to be enjoying herself wus tho l'ost Qrad. who from her window, plead with the girls to "come on In," but they only laughed ut her and told hor to "go to sleep!" Just at this point I was discovered. The- plot had so thickened and had be come so Interesting that I had revealed my presence. My ardor was straightway dampened, however, for tho Ringleader didn't do a thing but turn the hoso up Into my window. I escaped but tho wall paper had a shocking appearance, end I doubt not that they would havo drowned us out had not a light appeared In the landlord's apartment. Tho Daring One saw It and cried, "Gosh! tho old man's coming." Thero wan a hurried consul tation and the Swoet Senior said, "I move you that wo adjourn." The Prop. Chom. seconded the motion, which was put by tho Ringleader, and was unani mously carried. The Post-Grad. gavo thanks, but tho moon, myj Roommate and I would havo voted "Nol" had we dured. W. O. FORBES, Livery, Baggage and Hack Line. 121 North Eloventh Streot. HACKS Nos. 89, 4J, 64, 70, and 86. All calls answered promptly, day or night Polite hackmen, always to be relied upon. Telephone No. 31, Lincoln, Nobr. Nebraska Pant and Suit Company 1217 O Street. West Half of Trunk Factory Pants to order, 3.60, J4. 5 and up Suits, $18, 920 and up Cloaking, Overcoming and Vesting Goods by tho yard. Alt work llrst-class and guaranteed. KT PAINE & WARFEL'S Northwestern University Medical School. The regular course is four years, with conditions for advancod standing. This school claims super!- yMn the extent and thoroughness of labuiaory courses, and In tho great variety of' Its clinical material r.nfl thV-nioihods by which it Is utilised In teaching. For circulars of Information address tho Secretary, DR. N. S. DAVIS JR. 2431 Dearborn, St. Chicago. (I II r-;c: r.sg txV && g i .4..:r iAml rjiuft., Suitor: "1 would be glad to marry your duughter, sir, provided " Old Gent: "Provided what?" Suitor: "Oh, Just pro vided." New York Journal. "It's your wife ut tho telephone," said the ofllce boy. "Tell her I'm out for tho afternoon." "Ho says to tell you he's out for ths afternoon, mum." Detroit Free Press. "Do you think Senator Snaggs is open to conviction?" "Wall, 1 dunno 'bout his belli' open to conviction, but he's bin In dicted by the gran' Jury twlct er three times." Chicago Journal. New Yorker: "You people ure making a great fuss over that man who lived to b 112 years old In your town. I suppose that ( when anybody gets to be over 100 years old ho isn't very particular just as lief live In Chicago as any other placu." Chicago Man: "Yes. In fact, he'd a little rather. All his live, enterprising, go-ahead descend ants ure generally here." Chicago Tribune. New Yrrker: "Well, would you like to see how they do things In Wall street? Kansas Cousin: "That's what I would. Where can 1 leave my watch?" Chlcugo Journal. Spoken Like a Woman. He: "Do hur ry, Mollle; the train leaves In twenty minutes." Sho (absent-mindedly): "Don't bo cross, Jack; It's such bad form to be on time." Truth. Our season Is Hearing Its close. Tho students havo for tho drat time In our history seen college baseball. Tho team has mudo Its Jlrst eastern trip, and comes back with ample evidence that sln is strictly In tho same class with the great eat college teams of the world. And yet thero aro a few shallow sore-heads around tho university who presume to Jeer our players for not winning more games. Had our boys met Wealeyan, Haveloi'k, Cotner and teams of such a class and beaten them 20 to 10, these samo demented persons would have said wo had a great team; but when we go against tho greatest teams In tho country and lose by a single score In a clOBfe ai.d beautiful game, they presume to Jeer tho players. It was a great trip and our boys played great ball. ANT OLD THING. "There'B one thing a wizard can do" but that's only one thing. There are sev eral things that nine university girls can do when they feel like it and think that nobody's looking. You know that some say we'd havo so mucn more "fun" If we hud tho dormitory system here, but they don't live where I do or they'd know better. It wa late last Saturday night that Is I believe It was late for It was after "frat" meeting and I was Just retiring for a snoozo until ten o'clock next morn ing when suddenly out of my east win dow I saw a stealthy figure tiptoeing her way nlong tho ilncllned porch roof of the next house. "Some one walking In her sleep," I thought, and called to my roommate to come and see a somnambu llstlo exhibition. But I was mistaken tho stealthy figure, now brightly lit by the moon, crept along to the next win dow, stopped, peeked In and said In a stitgo whisper, "I see the Ice cream, girls," which was answered by a chorus of "Good!" from another window. I becamo Interested and taking an ad vantageous position -with a tablet and pencil in my hand I viewed ono of the best "gym exhibitions" that It has been my pleasure to see. Tho Ringleader, Who was on the roof, now cnlle to the Demure One "tnke off your shoes and come and help me." Whereupon the other tiptoes to her com rade's assistance and the two qulotly pull down tho window sash. It is evi dently their Intention to force an entrance Into that room and swipe some Ice cream. Meanwhile various expressions of en couragement are forthcoming from tha Sweet Senior, the Prep. Chem. and va rious others In tho other window. Just at this point there Is a sound of rattling dishes in tho Ico cream room and I can see by the shadows on tho wall that tho owner has come In and Is dish ing out tho cream. "Foiled again," thought I to myself, and the Darling One I ,.E' IIallett naa JU8t received some fine hhIiI niniKi nrn i - . . , ..... i diamond rings which he Is selling choaper saw aloud, Durn It, are we too late?" I tnan ever ni3 0 8t men tnere was despair In the minds of nil save the Ringleader, who utmost said "Abor Nit" for she was hopeful. Tho figures disappeared through the window out of which they had come and reappeared in tho yard below. It took about two minutes to And that long lad- Cascareis stimulate liver, kidneys and der and about two more to put It up to bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe. 10c. a south window. Then followed sorao of' the nicest ladder work over seen outside George Constancer's barber shop U lo ot tho gymnasium. A dull sickening I eate?1 at 1.010 street. Four of the best - ""h workmen In the city aro to bo found here. Neraska Tent and Awning Co. 136 nnd 138 No. 11th St., Phono 745. Summer Camping Outfits, Tents, Awnings, Tarpaulins, and Covers of all kinds. Out of town orders promptly attended to LOUIS DOYLE, Pbop. and Man. "In writlni' shorthand which do you llnd the more ditllcult writing your notes or reading them afterward?" "Neither. Tho worst dlillculty 1 have nowadays Is getting my pay." Chicago Tribune. Mr. Dinwiddle: "I have been reudlng ubout the capture of a British exjedltlon by the Sofa tribe of Africa." Mr, Van liraam: "Havo you7" Mr. Dinwiddle: "Yes; and I have been wondering If the Sofa tribe has any connection with the Ottoman empire." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Palace Dining Hall I 130 N Street, Lincofn", Neb, The Largest and Best Equipped Eating House in the City. Special rates to students. Electric Pans A. G. OSMER, Phop. DR. P. D, SiieKWIN DENTIST... Cataphoresis for PainlesH Filling. Boom 17. Burr Blk., Second Floor. A JtAnfif dfiMHBtm.'i" 'ty totWptiy' So Home Is Really Complete Without a new 1897 Model VOTJ WIDIi ALWAYS FIND THAT WB ARE REMADDEl AND THE MOST REASONABLE HOUSE IN LINCOLN TO DEAL WITH. .iti 1136 O Street, PAINE & WARFEL KfrM FOR THE .. . ii i . LATEST STYLES in SEASONABLE FOR MEN and WOMEN... SHOES GO TO' Perkins & Shelddn Cq 1129 O STR66T, THE Bf CUT PHI I CftC fie I Itir Spring term will open March 8, 1897, Dl llib Pii.ni umLBat.Uk UT LRCTpioma admits to bar. Improved methods MAHSHALb D. Kwki.i,, LL.I)., M. D Dean, uniting theory and practice. The School if Practlco Is the Leading Feature Evening sessions of ten hours a week for each class. Students can be self supporting wlllo studying. For catalogue address M.D. EWELL, Dean, Room 613 and 61 Ashland blk. Chicago, 111. yyyilritTTTTyy REMEMBER... We are the people for Nobby . Suits to your order. . - Men's Furnishings. We will have what you want next Fall. DUffiTERD 3 TUHLE 117 South... Eleventh. Gadzooks: "What do you suppose will bu Turkey's answer to the powers?" Zounds: "Feel my bleeps." New York Tribune. "Brown Is a great sufferer from writer's cramp." "Oh, yes. He's all the time thinking he's too great to bo what he Is." Detroit Journal. When bilious or costive, eat a Cascaret, candy catharlc, cure guaranteed, 10c, 25c. If you want sterling silver novelties, go to Hallett's 1113 O st. He has tho finest selection in tho city. Don Cameron's lunch counter, 118 Boutb Eleventh street. Washburn ssrisss- Price have been scaled down as a result of the Washburn' enormous popularity so that now you can buy a genuine Washburn of the very latest design Prom $15.00 Upward, The new Washburn Mamlolln Is a. radical depart' ure from former styles. It Is the neitest, daintiest and lightest Mandolin Imaginable, and its tone ap proaches very near to that of a hie old Cremona lolln. Washliurns are sold at fixed and uniform prices by all first -class music dealers everywhere. Washburns are the acknowledged standard of the world. They are used exclusively by the leading Artists, Teachers and Glee Clubs. Our new Wash burn catalogue containing portraits of over 100 Artists and full Information, prlccj, endorsements, etc., will be sent tree on receipt of application. It your local dealer cannot supply you we will send Washliurns C. O. D. with privilege of examination, direct from the factory. A Washburn Imoroves with aire and makes Qllt that Increases In value as tie years go by. 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Btorllnt,' HcmcdyCo.jChlcnsrn or Now Vculc. iii The University of Nebraska SCHOOL OF MUSIC Offers Complete Courses in thej Offers Free Advantages not Following Branches; jfound Elsewhere. Pipe-Organ, j Piano Forte, 5 Free Scholarships in all Departments. Voice Training, String Instruments, Orchestral Training, Wind Instruments, mit Ba,nd Tfainin' Concerts, Harmony, Counterpoint, History, General j Lectures, Theory, Sight Reading. Recitals. If yon are Thinking of Stufiying Music Investigate the Merits of this Schoo Spring Term Opens April 7, WILLARD KIMBALL, Director. lANDY CATHARTIC ;obcaYfc CURECOil&TIPATlOH 10 25 50 ALL DRUGGISTS i .j