Fine
XjOUA-LS.
tntl.rtipry nt LeWvton'ii.
will
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T.,-0 Hinlt)
thtn Bununrr.
, n i,niin-wnHVli)ltoiU)yhlfahor
J,i;oil.-riWi.Jntwook.
Mini. Ui.-U.'IIB will ontortnln Alpha
Thcin i'l" "n next "l,ny uVonlnKl
Ml,, H.ioffnon and Smoyor ontor
. !..!i Hi,' hlHt club UiHt ovonlng.
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ilny.
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,iu h Slmw will kIvo n rooltnl
Loforo tno oioho or hoihhm.
, v will rttllvor tbo high
, at Lexington noxt Frl-
Mr
doors
dny
1 n Iwm boon conunoil In
nuimim for tbo l"Ht fow
hi mon of ToouniHCh wixh lnl
lmnn Alpha. Kpsllon ltnt
Bpeelal Suit Bute UiIh week,
Our negligee nhlrtH aro tbo latost.
Artlun i
I Intel In'
Wt'i'k.
Minx um.inoi'n mother, who linn boon
VlidtUiK "' 'l"c,ol f01' (,V01' ,l wooU' ,uft
Miulny. ,
Mrs. U.ntloy, who bus boon 111 for
some time. In nblo to bo at tbo univer
sity nunln. . ...
0. A. Skinner will probably go to Cler
innny im '' to tnko special work
In olivtrlolty.
The ftt'olrlcnl engineering depart
ment lii" 'een running double time dur
ing thin week. ,
The PnllndlnnB and Unions postponed
iii.ir nh-nie last Saturday on account
of tin- i.n".
V. II. rillsbury wont to Falls City
last Moii'lny to see what damage tbo
cyclone did.
'
The Phi Delta Thotn fraternity will
Blve a party at Hurllngton bench noxt
Tuilny evening.
J. A. Sargent expects to spend the
Miinmer In nortborn Wisconsin with a
surveying party.
iV'iu Shot men will spend a part of
hi nmmi'i' . nation In the Kooky
in imtnlr.
Miss Netn Hunting spent Saturday
iiiul Sunday In S-ward, n guest of Miss
Wliuiiruti Cattle.
VTu will flnr'i tha'f Ha'y'den ' fs ' pA
tltiR up the right kind of photographic
w.'ik Ull O street.
To I r not to be excused from tbo
final -vim. That Is what Is troubling
most "i tin- studonts.
i'hnnellor MacLoan will go to Wa
h'Hi mi Friday to speak before the stu
dent "f the high school.
Th,. liaxehnll team Is to play nt David
Oln .nid Schuylor Friday and Satur-
dn up i 's rain prevents.
An thing In the way of fancy sta
tion. can be found nt Ielghton's,
El-', nth and NT streets.
N i i apeclal drill, cramming and
maki up back work, a student's life
cam i hi- said to bo a happy one.
On- are now running out to Kurllng
ton ii-nrh. Many studonts are enjoy-
Iiik ' summer evenings, boating.
' M. Plnkerton, who has been at
F.i .,iry for a number of years, has ac-
ct-i I n position In Iiead City, S. D.
M Anna Lytic entertained a nutn-1"-
her young lady friends, at her
Oi .wiiod home, last Saturday.
' ' Mraco delivered a lecture before
the stnto Medical association on
AVt.irusday evening on the X rays.
P: "feasor Brunor and Dr. Petors will
at:' i.d a farmers' institute at Brady
Il uid on Friday and Saturday of this
w-k.
1- O. Thayer will lead the Y. M. C. A.
meeting Sunday afternoon. Some plans
for the summer work will be con
sidered. The Maxwell club will debate with
the Lincoln Normal debating club next
Saturday night. The debate will be
held In the chapel of the Normal.
The rainy weather has been a serious
hindrance to the Trl-Deltas and they
h ive not yet succeeded in having their
ftaternity picture taken.
The Christian associations will give
their famous social at tho Delta Tau
Delta chapter house, 435 North Twenty
fifth street-, Tuesday evening of next
week.
lullus T. House, who took graduate
vork hi Greek, Latin and Sansorlpt
re tor two years, has Just been made
prosldent of the Congregational col
lege at Klngllshor, Okl.
Tho young mon of tho Palludlan so
ciety will debate tho roonaomont ur
tho MoKlnloy bill on Saturday even
ing. Plnkorton and Sloan will Hpeak
for tho bill and Smoyor and Hanson
against It.
The Y. M. C. A. will have Its hand
book out by ooiuinoneoinont, This
manual will bo tho host ono tho asso
ciation has ovor Issued. It will cost
about ono hundrod dollars. Knough
ndvortlslng has boon1 recoiled to more
than pay for It,
A number of tho professors In No
braska hall are planning dospornto ac
tion against tho book agents. Tho
number of those worthless nuisances
have Increased so Humorously of lato
that something must bo done to got
rid of thorn.
Misses Mao Lansing, Keynolds, Cars
caddon. Lennle Stuart, Tuttlo, Mc
Clnhey, Closson, Turner, Koblnson,
Walker and Haskell spent Saturday
with Miss Lytic In Greenwood. An old
farmer was heard to Inquire whether
the Salvation Army had "come to
town."
Tho senior class had a mooting on
Monday and tho most of tho parts for
the class play were given out. This play
will be ono of the most entertaining
events In the commencement proceed
ings. It Is of course runny and is large
ly composed of hits on people that all
know.
Miss Conklln will probably bo In Lin
coln a part of the summer and will tnko
some classes In French If a sulllclent
number wish to carry the work. . A sec
ond year French class Is being talked
of, but unless more desire to take tho
work than at present appears this will
be an Impossibility.
A "Story of Destiny," which Mr.
Hates left by chance In ills desk In
room HO, has been secured for the com
ing Issue of the Literary Magazine. In
which It will form the Inaugural num
ber. The chancellor, Professor Sher
man and Miss Cather also contribute
to this Issue.
The announcemnt for the summer
school shows nothing offered In music,
but at the suggestion of Director Kim
ball a course has been planned. The
work will be practical. The principles
of music will bo taught. Professor
Stone of the city high school will have
charge of the course.
The Palladlans gave up their picnic,
which was to have been held last Sat
urday, on account of the Inclement
weather. The committee may decide
to hold It yet before the end of the year,
but such Is hardly probable, because
tho time from now on until commence
ment Is pretty well occupied.
Professor Brace gave an Interesting
exhibition of the action of the X rays
before the Nebraska State Medical as
sociation. Among other Interesting ex
periments were those of photograph
ing a bullet In one of the subjects' brain
and also a shot In another subject's
hand. There were about 150 physicians
present.
The Palladian boys will follow tho
example of the country lyceums and
debate the time-worn subject of pro
tection and free trade next Saturday
evening. The question as stated is:
"Kosolved, That the McKlnley tariff
should be reinstated." Plnkerton and
Sloan will speak on the affirmative and
Smoyer and Hansen on the negative.
Do your eyes tire or pain you after
close application? Do you have head
aches after studying? If so there is
something wrong with the eyes either
muscular insufficiency or astigmatism
which should not be neglected. What
can make good the loss of eyesight?
II. M. Betts Is prepared to do scientific
work In the fitting of glasses and will
make thorough examination of eyes
free of charge.
A. A. Hlshop was elect. m president
by a unanimous vote. .!. Snyor was
ejected vice president. Miss 'llelon
Langer, secretary; 1ninH Hurlolgh,
treasurer; H. V. Plnkerton, sergeant-at-armp;
Will Lohman, hlntorlan, A
elnss pin ma ndopt(d. The design, a
shield surrounded 1y a wreath, en
amelled In class colors, straw yellow
and light blue.
A few days ago tho Han Francisco
papers had a ploturo of a young man
standing on his head, out on a lodge
of rock ovor 5,000 foot.of empi air. Tho
papers gave column after column about
It. The young man was Hhert Nd
gron. nephew of our Professor Kdgron.
W Is a Kludenl at tho university of
California anl a groat athlete and dare
devil. Ills three companions were so
outraged nt 'this porformauoc that thoy
beat htm and threatened him with
tying and made him promise to behavo
himself. If any ono of a dozen things
had happened ho would have shot thro'
tho nlr like a meteor, striking the roekn
twonty-llvo seconds lutor, going at tho
rate of 270 miles an hjuir.
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Ladies' Underwear
Ladies' Hosiery
Ladies' Gloves
Gents' Underwear
Gents' Hosiery
Gent's Gloves
"Do you know that fellow ovor there
with the spring suit on," asked As
sistant Manager Kindler. "Then I
wish you would get me a quarter from
him. I want to send a dispatch and
am broke." "Why don't you get some
from Pace?" "He Is in the hole al
ready." "Why don't you go to .the
Athletic association?" "They have
blowed all their money on football, and
think we can get along on a dollar a
week."
At tho sophormore class meeting
Thursday the following yell was
adopted: Zip-a-lak-a, zlp-a-lak-a,
boom-rah-rah, 98-98, Nebraska.
BY T11K WAY,
They nro tolling this thing on a cer
tain professor In tho university. Some
of tho lads In Nebraska hall hud poured
a vial of Ill-smelling ituff over tho ban
isters. Tho professor, In going up to
an S o'clock class, of course, ran his
lingers through It, and the clnss that
morning was rather (lomorallj:ed.
"I'm sorry this thing has happened,"
he told tho class, ater he had scraped
off some of the muss, but I trust to your
honesty to clear It up. To help things
along, however, 1 shall call the roll."
Not a man arose to explain until he
struck the last name on the list. Tho
professor was then certain ho had the
clue.
"That's right," he spoke up, encour
ngolngly. "I'm glad one student will
stand up for tho right."
"Well, professor, I don't know much
about It, but I I."
The young man halted and the pro
fessor again encouraged him.
"That's right. Toll Just what you
know. Don't be afraid to name any
one who was at all connected with this
Ill-smelling stuff."
"Well," hesitated the student, "I did
hear, professor, that you had a hand In
It."
. "
An extraction In Agriculture:
"So, so, so boss, so bossy, now hist,
hist! hist!! you mother of beefsteak, or
I'l bang your hair.';
Professor: "Lads; I have Just given
you the Jljune formulae for lactic' ex
traction; now repeat."
Class repeats loudly.
Professor: "Now while I am giving
this calf a little more manllla, you may
feed your ponies on gum. But before
we plow another furrow, will some one
tell me the name of our most lactifer
ous animal?"
Student: "A cowl"
Professor: "Yes, that's a bright boy.
Now what Is a cow?"
Student: "Tho cow gives milk."
Professor: "So does the cream pitch
er, my son; try again."
Student: "The cow has four legs."
Professor: "Am I sitting on a cow?"
Student: "The cow has horns."
Professor: "Is the bull a cow?"
Student: "The cow has red hair."
Professor: "Is Johnny Wilton a cow?"
Student: "The cow kicks."
Professor: "Is Mr. Patchell a cow?"
Student: "The cow eats corn."
Professor: "Are the conservatory
boarders cows? No, my dumplings,
you will first have to see a cow. That
will do for today. Your lab. work will
be as follows: Scrub pig-pen, one hour;
plow up university oat field with reap
er, thirty-six minutes; curry the red
rooster, forty-live minutes; read nov
els, four hours; sweep the parade
ground one hour, hoe potatoes in the
green-house, two hours; clean and wash
my horse and miggy, two hours; at
night go to the shows and raise caln
generally."
It Is said that the neat little bath
tickets coat the sum of J2.50 for the
printing, and that Justl5 cents has been
taken in outside.
One of the younger professor's boy
of thirteen came over the othor day.
He looked peculiar, but I couldn't make
out at first what Was the matter with
him.
"What have you been doing to your
self?" I asked.
"Shaving," ho said proudly. Then I
saw that his eyebrows were gone.
"What'd you do that for?"
"Well, my cousin Tom gave me a
razor," he said, Innocently, "and that
was all I had to shave'
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