oru CLOTHES. TJio great question of the day Is what to wear ami how to got what you want to wear. It Is a question worthy of all the time and thoiinht bostowtd upon It Clothes mnko the man ond the woman, too If one doosn't have the kind of clothes desired he may as well Ble up llvliiK at once. It Is a lamont ble fact that some accessories to liv ing such as labor and study, are often allow id tt Interfere with the primary object Not thnt those are things to be disdained, for they are often great helm, and even Indispensable to get ting suitable wearing apparel. Hut It Is pitiful to see handsome men and women who ought t. have all their attention free to bestow upon gui- nipnts. compelled to turn their lntel li c ts to books and manual labor. Girls wh.i would be things of beauty and J"js fur several years to come an t bilged to engage In sordid study. V'luths who long to give their whole souls to spring suits and artistic neck tl s are forced to quench all their as pirations and devote some of their time to business and tho false realities of luing. Why Is society thus organ, z. d' "Why are people compelled to labor for the supreme objects of ox-. .st. nee Alas, such Is llf. THE GKDAUATE. Marie was going to graduate In June. She was anxious to show her Inde pendence, so she decided to tench. She thought she would rather teach In col 1 g than any other hind of a school, then she wouldn't have the trouble of 1sr.plinlng the unruly youths and ma K'ns. Parenthetically, It may be , marked thnt she forgot about the J lb times she used to have on the ' i k r-nv during the mathematics class. Bu tbtre .ll.ln't seem to be the am 'lint of competition between differ ent institutions t" secure fresh and blooming girl graduates for instructors ha she had anticipated. When her K n- rs were answered at all, there were nlj lr:ef lines snylng that their lists f ? achers were full. N t she tried high schools, but It k so much letter writing, besides tv always required the teacher o pas an examination, then high schools Uas had the reputation of being rs hard to manage. Mavbe it would be better to try for a p s.ti.n in the grades, only It seemed s i immon Anybody could teach in the grades, and it hardly seemed worth while for a college graduate to waste her education on children. But after wh.ie it became evident that even gra les were not so In need of teachers. The b-ards always wanted recommen laf 'n. Just as if her diploma were sufficient guarantee of character r .(holarehlp. and her Instructors r. -i t o anx:u.s t" give the recom m nlati'-ns as she had expected. They ! nv 1 t rem mK-r the back seats In ( mathematics class better than the fc'M-1 reeitati n that she sometime male V bast sh- na confronted by the awful fact that i.nly country schools fp left. At first her pride rebelled utteny. then she reelected that she w juld be showing unexampled fortl- j le and self-sacrifice by devoting a year t- the children of benighted rural d stricts. At once she started out on a quest for a suitably needy, yet com f rtably tractable school on which sh-j rr ght erclf-- all her philanthropic in t nn wlth'-ut to much exertion. Alas -en this d'nr was closed. The ' unry direct rs were as particular as 'h s of the city in regard to recom n n la t ions and high marks on the cer- ' fi at- of i-xaminatlon. Well, per haps after ail ?he had made a mistake. ir 1 it would ha - been too much for her . nstitution. t." hhe staid at home and j val and dnamed in the hammock all t jmmer ' ... , A UNIVERSITY GIRU j It's Just horrid to have It rain tso , mu h I don't get more than one or games of tennis a week. Just be- I a'j- the court Is to muddy. Lat year ii was scarcely a day from spring t 'all when we eouldn't play. I Just stein- an , u ralnel ever;, n .on wii-n I warn I . t.t on tn itii'iH bii'hi T'i do' l r .! I ! I air an 1 -ujn-hine, co I sit ou: I r a t' 1 d-I I Ju-t oe t n ihe giil- pa- Some of th-n . ik ruh ,ii. if their life depended . I supp e thej don't realize how look. And the boy are too nice f r anything in their n w spring ultn Iiut when It rains they put on their ola , .th-s and carry umbrellas. They n-. r ntop on the walk to talk then. I hae been deprived of some of the most inspiring conversations by thl rainy spring. Then I always feel so untidy. I can't wear my light clothes, and my hair won't stay In curl as long as I am fixing it. Of course I can't have near sqjnuch Influence with my friends wheni . don't look nice. I consider myself one of the new women, and I lelleve It Is every woman's duty to make herself as attractive as possible. But I Just can't when It's so rnlnj. Wasn't It awful to think It even rained on Easter? T had the sweetest new bonnet, nnd n new dress. 1 hadn't thought nboiit anything else but them for days, and when I found It raining that morning. I Just had a good cry. It seemed ns If my heart would luenk. When I was going to church I met Maude. She commenced to tell how glad we ought to bo because It had mined. You see she hadn't any Enster bonnet nor spring cape, nnd hot blue Mackintosh happened to be qulto suit able. It Just poured all morning. The men were all grinning from onr to ear. Thoy talked crops and brightening prospects, until It took all the Sabbath Easter peace out of my heart. 1 sup pose I oughtn't to blame them so much. though. They're not so delicately ot gnnlzed ns we are. and can't appreciate what trouble a rain makes. Then, of course, rains do n great deal of good, only 1 wish It would always come In the night, when wo don't wnnt to go out. You know thoro wouldn't be any violets If It didn't rnln, nnd 1 Just lov to wear them. MAY HOPPER. ."""i .J I ' ' BEFORE: I tied hor shoe She asked me to I didn't hurry much; would you? But well sho knew. Ere I got through I'd see the size was No. 2. AFTER: I tied hor shoo She told mo to I had no choice, and this she know; For she's the shrew I'm married to. And what she says, you bet I do. Ex. Remember that Francis Bros, have re opened -the Capital Cafe. 121 North Eleventh street. Short order meals are their specialty. ... Francis brothers, proprietors of the Capital Cafe, have purchased a new coffee urn and nre now prepared to dispense a delicious cup at any time of night or day. If you get up too late for breakfast Suimay morning, come down to Francis Bros.' restaurant, 127 no. 11th and get a plate of cakes and coffe. Special of fer to students for ten days. A $1.10 ticket for SO cents. OR S. E. COOK EYE EAR. NOSE and throat. Oflico rooms, 43 and 41 Burr Blk. Hours, 9-12, 2-5. ... The Lincoln news agency, headquar ters for news, magazines and novels. Harper's Century. Munsey's, Scribner's, Cosmopolitan and other periodicals al ways In stock. N. E. corner Eleventh and O streets, Richard block, J. E. Pearson, manager. . . Burlington's personally conducted excursions to Utah and California. A Pullman tourist sleeping car will leave Lincoln every Thursday at 12:15 .p. m. for Denver, Salt Lake, Ogden, San Francisco and Los Angeles. Only J5 for a double berth Lincoln to Los An geles In one of these cars. Remember there Is no change of cars. For full In formation and tickets apply at Bur lington & Missouri depot or city ticket olllce, corner Tenth and O streets. G. W. Bonnell. C. P. & T. A. Nebraska Steam Dyo and Cleaning Works Qintlemtn's Suits anil Ovirooits LADIES' DRESS GOODS, SHAWLS, CLOAKS, ETC. Clcnucil, Dyed, nnd l'rescd to Equal New. l'nst Colors. Military Suits Special Prices. Repairing n Specially. Promptly mid Neatly Done. 134 N. 11 St. O. B. OAPRON, Prop. If yon want a Suit Made, go to C. EIILERS, hc Popular bailor RopnirhiR Nontly Done Over Wohlouborg's Clgnr Storo 120 South Itth 8t. C. H. FREY. Wholesale and Ketall STORE 1131 O ST. Telephone SOS. GREEN HOUSE 3Sth Three blocks South ot South St. Telephone 572. 3cJOS yVOID X3dV S.AilVIO iu tin nSu Indian JuUp ino puy Ut.w no. iSAOa AVS Roy's Drug Store Cor. 10th and P Sts. FINE STATIONERY, STUDENTS' TABLETS, Fountan Pens Ilase Dall Good. IlammoA'3 Fishing Tackle. Etc. UliST TREATMENT. 11EST PRICE. S. 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