'PI IK IlKl.TiKNir uiu'oun. Tin' Dlyniplf kiiihoh nt AtlifMifl ro-r-nnlly Iwvi' altiNiotivl tniifli nllotitloii, hiilh ui (icooimt of the ovimiIb UiohihoI viHninl lite rowoclatlmiH pomit'Otod with tit. m. Wlton lln Inli'i'iintlmiril nthlotl.1 1'inninlitoo met nl Piva liwt yonr, and i.--iiliil to Iwvp 11 hpi'Iph of iithlPtlo con t. mIh oiipo In four yonuH, It In only natur al that tlipy HPloottil arpepp fr tho mfii. of tho contort. WIiIIp It would li ivp lippn ft HnoiLlitnir to liavo hold tho iiintPHtH on Hip old oiyphtn irroundH, it wan imiHWKtulit on account of laok of aiH'onimoilnitloim. Athon wns thou phciHcn, n Hip moat IIUIhk plnoo both on account of niicliMit u.8oelutloiiH and niixli-rn I'onvpnU'iu'UB. A wiMiUhy Urwk immcil Oiwro Avpfolf took ipon hlniBolf tho o.xpoiiHo of nwtorliiK tho Htuillnm to lt rarnior poiulltlou. TIip work wan ptishpd rapid v and everything wn completed by prll 7, tho opening day of thu ganios. on that day llioro wcro 80,000 pooplo pivHinl, i truly Homeric guthorhtK Thc Hiadltuit wim fornmlly tut'nwl over to i In- UIiik of Utvocp, who inanlc an 'lmpii'iit HpiMili of acupptnuoo ami wel- I'OlllI' Tin' t'nlti'd StatcH vn rpproHontwl by a ti uu from IM'linviiiumi one from th lloMton uUiloHo nwochit'lon. we have n iiMt)ii to bo proud of thu record of our i-i pii Hintatlvi. Captain Clarrptt of Prlncoton wn In throwing' tho dlHous. Dlntuuco 11.22 ini-trpH. I-J. II. Clark, II. A. A., won 'tho long Jump; (i.Ilfi motruti. In the polo mult V. V. lloyt, H. A. A . won; II motroH, '.10 contimolroH. V. Tyler, H. A. A., second; II inotros, -'0 pontinu'tiiiH. T. 10. llurko, It. A. A aim 100 motro race. Time, 1- 1-B ccGiiilri. T. R CurtlH, II. A. A., tho 110 metro lumlle liico. 'I'hup, 17.1-5 seconds. K. K. Clark, It. A. A., the lilRh Jumi: 1 metre, SI contlmetrcH. T. K. Jturko, It. A. A., the 100 metre mce. UeHldes thtvm lliwt places, the Amerl i.ins won a good many seconds and thtrdH. Drm Cnmoron'fl lunch potmlpr, 118 flouth TOIevcnth Htroot, fitnrttnir l.ntn lit Mfo. In tho rpcontly ptibllHhoil llfo of the Into Sir 10. H, llamloy nppoarn ono ol IiIh favoiltontot'loH, which Iiiih vofaninno to Onpi, Urnok, riding mntttor at tho Cndot poIIpmp. UrooltB wnH anxloiiR to onlnr IiIh Hon nt Wellington coIIpro, nnd BtnrtPd ono day to wnlk to tho rollogc from tho Rtnllon. Soolng Ilrondmooi Lunatic nflylum, ho confounded Mm ono oHtnlWlHlunpiit with tho othnr, wnlkod up, and rnng tho hell. Ho onked Iho pnrtor If ho ronld hoc thn prlnclpnl. Whon tho lnttnr np poarod HrookR thought hint n nuptir looking llgurp for an liifltnintnr ol youth. HrookR Rnld: "I wlnh to put my boy under yout nhnrgo If you can tnho him." "Oh, yoH," Raid tho mnn, "Ih ho n lintl COHO?" "Mad phroI" oxclnlmod Ilrook. "Wlint on onrth do you mnnn? Thoro'H nol n bottor boy In lOnglnnd. Tho only thing I fonr Ih that ho may bo loo old." "Why. how old In ho?" "Ho Ir olghtpon." "PlHhl wo lako thorn up to nighty." "Why." Rnld Ilrook ngaln In high dudgeon, "if lu iIooh not como bore till eighty, what time do vou huddoro Iip'i going to got IiIh cominlRHlon?" loar oon'fl Wookly. NOTICH. . Tho Porflhlng Itillnn Imp Is lo lo strlol ly a military nlHilr. Catlots must wear unlformB and whHo dunk Iron flora. Ily ordor. ED YOUNG'S Olgurfl and Now.M, 11207 0 .Strool,. Toloplinno I, A full lino of (typewriter Buppllcn nt tho Smith iPronvier otllcc, mfi South Blovon'th ntrcoU Tol. H3. C. W. Kckcr man, agent. An mcmpiMiH Ntyniss. The oat Hold ln ifront of the library Im coming up nlcoly and promises a full cii). The clanscs'tn hortloulturo have boon raking the lawn and .spading the Mow er beils, preparatory to the annual planting of bulbs, (lowers and blue grass. It Ih reported that a large Held of corn will bo planted In the northwest cornvr of the oampns; also that beets will iIh grown for sugar oxponlmontH, Some months ago Uoscon Pound translated a papor put out by two Vien nese lKtanlsts for a new botanical nom rnclaturp, and with some pretty vigor ous cnmmontn of Ills own, sent It In to au LUBU'in uuluniual Juiuniu. lusiur i.i iiuiu citniu uavancu Hiiecis ui inu .I'.uinui iio'iuuiiiuu ol i'urls couiu'ining an .uncle tnillua: "lus I'ropoaiilona i iiiiiii.su iK' NomuiiclauU'u Com-neiiu-ici." Ji is a translation of .Mr. l' '111111 s nrtli-iu Into i'Tonoii Oy I'roles ,s"t Kiiuize, wltn some comments of ins own. in a prefatory note thu pro-i-i ..is: M, ltoscoc 1'ound of the uiuw i.-ity of Mubra.HKa lias sei.ud the 'iicasiou to Join to tho transliiduu somu conimeiuurlua whloli liavo an lnturna tlon.il vatuu anil which off or somu argu mints for thu reform of the uomuuula nil' , so that I present to Krunch ruadurs a translation, at thu oloau of which 1 append a note." .Mr. round's name h ads the pages and tho wholo Is a ly neat compliment. Looking l'nrwnnl. Tho girl pianist In tho next Hat wl.o hntl flprlntod over tho tooth of tho tor turo box for hours at a tlmo wiih going to bo mnrrled. Tho socloty columnR of tho Sumlav papers had glvon It a two-Htlckful no tlco. Tho fnco of tho weary mnn In tho noxt Hat lighted up with Joy, but nfl ho looked out of tho window nnd Haw n tlrod-oyod woman wheeling In a permit hulator a fat, lniHky baby, charged full of holler, row's milk, baby food and ngllncsR, his fnco hnrdonod, and ho hlssoil betwoon IiIr clonehed tooth: "00 vongo!" MInncnpollB .lournal. Nobraska Steam Dyo and Cleaning Works Gentlemen'u Suits and Overcoats I.AOIKS' DUI'.SS C50f)l)S, SHAWLS, CLOAK'S, ICTC. Clrnmxl, l)yrl, nml Pun-mi In l''.(nnl Nrw PmtCnlnm. Mllllnry ,SiiIU.SmcIm1 I'rltott. UoMlrlti; nSpi'dnlly. l'roiiijttly nml Nimllv Dnno 11M N. 11 Ht. O. 11. O A PJION, lrop. If you want a Suit Mario, go to G. FJILI2KS, ho Popular bailor lxopniring Koatly Dotio. Over Woltloiiborg'i (Igar Storo ISO South 11th St. C. H. FREY. linloiiiic iitul Ki'tnll Tills spnt'o Is rosOrvod for II, II. Ploreo, blayolos and liloyolo repairs. Ill No. 1,1th Nlrool. I Inline lllnok. HurprlKiKl. Sho said my lovo Hho rould not hood, Sho couldn't coiiRont to ho my mato Until I did Homo noblo deed, Or carried out Homo project groat. And though I spoko my lovo anow Sho treated mo scornfully What greater thing, pray, could I do Thnn ask tho maid to marry mo? Llfo. STORE 1131 o IT. Toloplinno 503. GREEN HOUSE XMli Tlireo lllockH Sontli otSuiilli St. Tolopliono 672. HMO.I.S MVDIDXH.IV S.AHVID joojjs mr 'hjn tit pi da iiHp utipti iiiXp jiio puij Hj.w no( ISA09 AVS Fiunols brothors, propriotors of tho Capital Cafe, have purchased a now oiiiv urn and aro now prepared to dispense a delicious oup nt any lime of night or day. Remember that Francis Bros, have re opened itlio Capital Cafe, 121 North Klovonlth street. Short order meals aro their specialty. Four good men aro employed at Con stancor's barber shop, 1010 O street, where you got tho cloanest shave and neatest hair cult. liavo you soon itho new model No. 2 Smith Promlor 'typewriter? If not call in ait 135 South Eleventh street ajid examine It. C. W. Eckermam agemt. Don CaTnoron's lunoh counter, 118 South Eleventh streat Tho Lincoln news agency, headquar ters for news, magazines and novels. Harper's Century, Munsoy's, Scrlbner's, Cosmopolitan and other periodicals al ways In stock. N. E. corner Eleventh and O streets, Richard block, J, E. Pearson, manager. Best regulation white cadet gloves lOo at tho Ewlng Clothing company, llin-1117 O street. PlontlnR KniiRlM, "I wont shooting yesterday." "Wlint, has tho gnmo law oxplred?" "Oh, yes nothing elso did, though." Cli'lengo Hocord. "You say that horRO Isn't nfrnld or anything. Can my wlfo drivo him?" "I don't know, sir. I have novor soon your who." Lire. Smokeless powdor hns heon Intro duced at West Point. Tho endots wear It on their cont lnpols for ovory danco. Chicago Dispatch. Tho St. Louis girl wrote: "Don't phnlo to bo thar." Hor Knnsns City beau replied: "I will ho thnr; there's no such word na phnlo." Inter Oppiiii. Laura Ceorgo, look nt Hint dog! Will ho hlto? Georgo HPo? If ho'p n dog of any Judgment, Lnura, ho'll try to oat you! Got out, you bruto! Clil cngo Tribune "I'd llko to soil you a good wheel only boon used a month; 1895 model, pnoumntlc tlrcfl " "No uro to try. I'vo a pnoumntlc pockotbook." Indl- nnnpoitH .lournnl. MrR. Sweet Do you llnd It econom ical to do your own cooking? Mrs. Ilurnom Oh, yes; my husband doosn't eat hnlf ns much as whon wo hnd a cook. Yonkors Statesman. nobby What Is tho dlffcronco bo tweon aqua nnd wnter? Paw Tho druggist will show you, my Ron, that tho dllToronco Is merely the prlco. Syracuso Post. "Do you call Peary's Intoat expedition to tho Arctic roglons a successful ono?" naked Hllnnd. "I do," replied Haklot. "He's got hack nllvc." Pittsburg Chronlplo Tologrnph. "Never," bognn tho philosophical drummer, "novor mnrry a woman with n squnro, protruding chin." "I novor do," said tho drummor from Chicago. Indianapolis Journal. Fuddy Thoro goes Widow Grimes. A great womnn, that; nlwnys looking out for number ono. Duddy Always looking out for number two, you mean. Iloston Transcript. "No, no: I wouldn't dnro to hnvo mr husband holp whon wo move." "Why not?" "IIo's a depot bnggagomnn, you know, nnd he'd bo sure to forget him solf." Chicago Record. "lie didn't hnvo tho sand to proposo, did ho, Dosslo? "Yes, but Bho ro Jectod him. Sho Raid that whllo h hnd tho snnd to proposo, ho didn't have tho rocks to marry." Hnrpcr'a Bazar. Roy's Drag Store Cor. lOthincl P Bts. FINE STATIONERY, STUDENTS' TABLETS, I'dinitaiii IVus ll.tsc lull Goods llnainioiks Milling 'hcklc, Kti IlKSf I Kl'. VI'MI'N'V. 1IKST PK1CK S E.ROY, Cor. loth nnrt V Sts. Nebraska Tent and Awning Go, 13C-8 N. 11 St. Tout lor Kent. The "Hotel Lincoln," ( m, TUp 1 HAS BEEN RE-OPENED BY r a -r r ' Francis Bros. I L - t l i t JJL 1 i vJL. '? THE MOST CONVKN1KNT I'l.ACK FOR STl'OF.HTS C A CP OPEN ALL NIGHT. vvi jC Oysters and ame in Season. 1 2 I North Eleventh Street. SHORT ORDERS OUR SPECIALTY. -:- GIVE US A TRIAL. -I-.. 3?epairiitC) 9lcll't l?onc 129 South 12th St. UNCOLN, NEB. 75 Rooms S2.00 per day. V.T.lL'llHll iM$: W TWO TRAINS DAILY nCTWEEN 3i.i:ixrooiL.2xr -AND Auburn, Falls City, Atchison, St. Joseph, and Kansas City. City Tioket Office, 1201 0 Street. K. C. TOV7NSEND, Oen'l P. & T. A. I D, COBNEIili, O. P. & T. A your p!joto. 12 CA BINETSONLY $1.00 WORTH $3.00. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Call, and see Samples. PREWlTT, 1216 O sL 30 CENTS OFF. FOR TEN DAYS Francss Bros, will sell $1.10 commutation tickets to the students for 80 S? w- .Wa 3? introduce our new piece of business to the 17 a. thing is first class. Our coffee is delicious Open all Night 127 No. 11th. The Lincoln Salt Baths, - ,VKSi iH4v yj mtmmmmt 2? -'CjrffT.-.1ri,rijilj Cor. 14th & M Streets. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA. OPEN AT ALL HOltnc nnv ... SULPHO-SALINE BATH HOUSE AND SANITARIUM with npeclnl nttfntton to th nrp"- . . . .. .1.. mir. uiiKiT innn Ken wuier, mr iii"'" moio in me worm. hi;a IIATIIINO mar i.i , i..,V" ." ,."' Jna "ntn looln tha mini n""; Water SwImmlnK l'ool, 60 1 160 long, 3 to 10 ft de.n 7. '.a ?" "M In our lae. maBnlflc nt ' "P, neatai! to a unlforni tmperutura of Btl Ugrw