IjOO .A. Xjo.
lMu oIiwh tn olny inodolliiK lovui
OiIh wok.
MIhh Gertrude lluitiHon Iuih boon wry
III tlio iwuat few tVuyH,
Helene Welnh will Huiril Bivturilay
nnd Buniliiy In Gntnlm,
I. N, Hhrovo vlHltuil relative In Onm
Im ilurlim tlio vacation.
.John Oninveron Vmt Hunilny with O.
II, Alton lilt WUllmuili, Nfll).
MIbh Gertrude Wrlffht vlltod at lior
homo In Sohuyler lunt week,
'Plio oIuhm In KimllHh lltornluro 111 In
bi'KlnnlnK tlio Htuily of lOmei-non.
V. lMd Duivroy Ih In ljlneoln imwln
nnd Im world iir for tin? BtulU Jouriml.
II. V. Hoblnnon tried to Henvo all the
ducks away from tilie Plnltto durliw vu
on Hon,
Mlw Mui'tilin Oliaiipdl of lilxaier Ih
HotillnK tlio tqirlnir vauvtlon wtMi her
IMIVlltH.
Tlu KiikIImIi club meets tomonow
i(nlim at tlio homo of 11. K. New-
brnrcli.
Wnmk liivnvm linn Ivron vIbKIiik old
neqii'ailnUineeti In 'the olty during: the
pa.st wwk.
1'rofriShoir Owens and Captain Gull
foylo wenlto lot. ltohlnron, Neb., dur
ing vatUftlon.
Kdwln Duff of Nebraska City waa
hwh around the unlvrslty IttHt week by
Ills many friends.
MI84 NorLhrup. who lina beon vbdtlinv
at the ohancollor'H homo, will leave Sat
urday for MliuieapollH.
.1 W. Sinh"oii ypemt lUWt wvok ln-
HtirmtUnK In Mie Onss oounty Institute,
leld at Weepim? Water.
The ndvaneod section of KukIIsIi 8 Is
etideavoiliiK to secure Mr. Ansley to
take the place of Mr. HntcH.
A sot of dally weather maps used by
the Swiss government has just been re
ceived at the weather bureau.
The psycholoRy laboratories have put
In i number of gravity batteries to Hiip
pltmcnt those already In use.
The wmither (bureau 'has Just received
a vory line line of aneroid barometers
from Julian Fries of Hnltlmore.
The SlRina Alpha Hpsllonn will kIvo
an Informal dance at their fmitornlty
rooms Friday ovonlnp, April 3.
Jaimi Funlce. formerly of tho unlvor-
s!t, pureed thivuiKli Ulnooln last
Thuixlay on lls way to Denver.
9
VI Uotu Till sorority will give, a re
ception at tho honro of Mrs. lilir, 1(5.19
K streot, Friday evening, April 10.
The UjUui class ruculved nemo Krll-
llums from Weeping Winter tlhls week.
the Ilrst wild ilowcrs of the sensVMi.
Vou Hhmild lwvve neon the weaiMvar
I liumiu after Professor Swezey mud Air.
I jn win ml I'eoorded Tueyduy's wcmMior.
HeRilnnlng wJth A'pnll 0 there will be
only one ladtuiv mnd oire lalromittory
period enoh woek In imeparatory ohom-
lytry.
Mitoses ImoKono Clinton and Gertrude
Vnt0lit h'aw bran loekhiR nftor Mr.
John UniMlalphVi clasEfc? ilurlnt; his ab
sence.
SMnoy Corboy returned to tho uni
versity Tuesday. He says 'that St. .Too
is rather far away whon buah a vacation
Is B'lvon.
The Maxwell club has challenged tho
P. n. D. C. to Joint dobnlto nnd the
challenRo Is nceeptud. Dates are ti bo
ai raatrod.
AKnoa Sowell, who has boen vlattlnB
In Columbus, Q., will rdttirn (homo Sat
urday nnd take up nor work again Mbn-
rtay morrtlnR.
Pivf(eoir Bajlhour delivered nn ad
dress on "How 'thu Worlds Wore Mnde,,
nt 'tho Filiwt Congresaulonn'l ohuroh
lnslt Sunday nilR'hit.
Professor and Mrs. Kimball gn.vo a
swimming party to the young Indies of
the oonserva'tiory, aiftihe largo sulpho sa
line plunge, Monday evening.
Rev. Howlands of the First Bnit,htt
ohuixali ami Rev. Ohaiilos Savage of
Omaha lel 'the chaipel oxerolsos Tuos
dny loinid Wednesday mornings.
Bert Wilson and Julius Sedgwick will
acprosont the Nebraska Alpha charter
of Phi Kappa Psl in tho convention of
Ulna fniHUralty nit Cleveland, O,
l'roftvssor Wilson Is doing some olenn
out work with his Virgil olnssos. Thoy
are beginning to find the poetry mid
rowor the tonl inonnlng of the Aoneld.
Might or ton experimental psycholo
gists have escaped from Professor
Wolfe's laboratories and tiro wander
ing about seeking whom thoy may vlvl-
K( et.
1j. P. Plllsbury Is preparing an ivr
tlole for the American university mngiir
v.lnutMi tiho "College customs and undor-
gradualte life nit tho umlvorslty of Ne
braska," A young lady who Is seemingly not
Hiieolnllzlng In Kngltoh literature, ro
eontly Htoppod up 'to the counter at tho
Co-Op and called for u copy of Milton's
Paradise Alley.
Invlc Pest Is laid up wltli un ulcer of
the eye. lit Is quite serious and Its ultl
nmto recovery Is douhteU. Ills dutlew
about the nrmory at being nitltendod
to by .lohli Uhlo.
A whim elub of sixteen membors bus
been orgnnlzed for weekly meetings.
Ned Abbott Is the prime mover. The
llrsl meeting was hild this week with
Mr. Nowbrnnch.
Wevial ramltlur fYM were met about
tihoihliMs during wioaltilon. AmVmg ihem
wviv Helen Hwiln, Harry Harbor, Gwvrge
n)vn, lUnrvey Mould, Frank Hromi,
Mui tha Chappel.
Vernon Ouilg and Clarence Olbbs
Minuted for Crailj last week on tholr
whivls In order to spend Ithelr vacation
at home, but weix foi'cedto turn around
and oome bnek on neooimt of the mud.
Negotiations for a coach for tho foot
ball ,tenin are being quietly pursued by
the athletic board. Some of Ponnsyl
vnnlns men are being looked upon with
favor. Nrtthlng definite has beon done
yet.
Wllllt Sawyer, '01, h'ais boen em
ployeAl (by lam lOngOlsOi syndldmtc to o"er
Mee the otinibllsh'menit of pome new
paltortt okHHtnleal deloeis In thnt ooun
tfvy. He called from New York Wttd'ntosu
dny.
Adam McMullon represented Delta
Tnu Delta at 'the conference of the
western division held at Kvanston
Mnich UG and 27. Snturdnv tho Chicago
alumnae tendered tho delegates a ban
quet. There will be nn onttfertnlnment In
the ohnpel Smturday evening under tlio
n'usplch of the Y. W. C. . CSIrs. 'Mia.n
nlng will 'bave chairge of Mie progrtmi.
Mitss Wowley will sing. A'dmlsston 15
eon ts.
The unlveiMHy of NWrnawku lwolved
9.200 -fea In tire 'laithe oomtet. This
to noit ucfli a lwd showing when I't is
taln Iroto -cwn,sldlpitaitATn thlilt we only
had 'twx or 'Wiree weeks do work up tho
mhtM
TJie wenlthor department will have a
long-distanco telephone put in tliolr
room In Nebraska hnll and hereafter
will receive itholr reiwrta from Omaha
"this way instead of by holograph as
form oily.
Tho Peta Thefca Pi boys showed tbdlr
appreciation of tlio help the young
Indies gave Itlhem on the occasion of
their annual reunion, by dallnttly writ
ton nrites of thanks, which wore de
livered at tli el r homes.
Professor Pates and wife loft lnl
Thursday for Cincinnati. Quite a dele
gation of students bade him farewell
at the train. Mis Cnthrlne Mollck will
take charge of part of his clnssos for
the lost of the semester, Professor
Adnms tnklng theothors.
At 11 o'clock Tuesday morning, whon
It was even uncomfortably warm, peo
ple wondered why the cold wave signal
was liolslted. Thoy found out n little
Inter. Culver olnilms that his replica
tion Is saved for a little while yet.
L'nCona Proslden't, P. J. Mogulr;
vtee-preeldonit, Mi&s 13va Rolofson; re
owning secretary. M1ss Amy Bhtvely;
oorrospondSng seerotnTj', Miss Jennie
Guile; treasurer, O. F. Wnrron; crltks.
C. M. Parr: sorreain)t-nlt-arms, W. IT.
Rl.'odes.
h H. RoblnSns. now of Princo
4on, lind a (two column nr
i'elo In itihe Paoemaker. It vma a de
scription of a wild-winter bicycle trip
to the coast. In a very Interesting way
he told of the big riteaim ship which had
been stranded off Ulbo New Jersey coast,
The Persihlnsr Rifles' hop is going to
lie a boositier. AH arrangements are
made for It, amd If It lsn'it n.bout tho
groatent tlhlng 1n ithe soolnl line that
the unlvorsMy lias seen for n long while
It will no.t be the fault of the commlUtee.
Tlokotw are nearly all sold. If you want
to got one you'd bolitor mum lmto.
Klin for the Kninlly,
HoThlB shoo doesn't lit. Try a big
ger one. She (sovcroly) No, sir; bring
me tho snmo pIbo a llttlo larger.
"Woll, how do you like your now
place?" "I don't like It. If I don't
do things right they'll got another boy,
nnd If t do things right they'll keep mo
doln' 'em."
Sooloty Man My baby had n vory
nnrrow osenpo this morning. Friend
Indeed! Mow so? Society Man Tho
nurse girl thoughtlessly left It elono In
tho care of Its mother.
A Mnn of Moods Jnnltor Mike Why,
Ol nlvor seen sleh a moody mnn as yer
sllf. Tenant How so, Mike? Jnnltnr
Mlko hurst winter yor. war klokln' bo
kase there wor loo on tho soldownrruk,
nnd now ycz kicks boknso there ain't
none.
Ho Had Them Hefore. Applicant for
Situation 1 have n reeomniendntlon
from my elorgymnn, sir. Minplnyor
That's nil very well so far ns It goes.
As I don't wnii t you on Sundays, how
ever, I should llko a recommendation
from somebody who knows you on
weekdays.
The family tutor was Invited to a
grand dinner party by his employers,
nnd surveyed with Intense sntlsfnction
the half dozen wine glnssos arranged In
front of his plate. The footman camo
round with the wine. The young man
presented the smnllost of tho glnsses.
"It Is vln ordinaire," observed tho wait
er "Ah! precisely," replied our ascetic
philosopher; "I'll reserve the lnrger
glnsses for the finer sorts."
At n eertnln place of public ontertnln
ment n student wns bragging of his
manifold accomplishments, until at
length one of tho company, lost patlenco
and said, In a gruff tone: "Now, we've
heard enough nbout what you can do.
Come, toll us what there Ib you can't do
and I'll undertake to do It myself."
"Waul," replied the student, with a
yawn. "I can't pay mv account hero;
so glad to llnd you're tho man to do
It " And the critic paid, amid roars
f laughter from the nudlence.
At an entertainment given to a boys'
elub In Poston, under the supervision of
some charitable Indies who mnnnged
the nffnlr, a reader was to recite Scott's
poem of "Lochlnvar." Fancy his sur
prise at finding tho managers, who were
n vim so to having anything In praise of
wine rend to their pupils, making an
alteration of the lines,
"And now nm 1 come, with this lost
love of mine,
To lend but one measure, drink one
cup of wine,"
to the following:
"And now nm I come, with this beau
tiful maid,
To lend but one measure, drink one
lomonrdc."
Best regulation white cadet gloves
10c at the Ewlng Clothing company,
1115-1117 O streot.
Hail It Down Flno.
Teacher Dellno "unsophisticated."
Tho Bright Hoy "Unsophisticated"
means a boy wot thinks the circus sea
son raises the price of lemons. Street
& Smith's Good News.
In n llml Way.
Teacher Some scientists now be
lieve that the lights recently been on
Mnrs nro bignals from tho people ol
that plnnctto tho inhnbitunts of Karth.
Whnt do you think of thnt?
Bright Boy (who lives on the son
coast) May be they'vo lost their rud
der. Tot nnd Kottlfr
Teacher What is your nnmoV
Llttlo Boy (from England) 'Knrv
llndnms.
Llttlo Girl (from Now York) He, he!
Henr him misplace his h's
Teacher And e hat is your name?
Littlo Girl Idnr Wnrnah
BIG
if Ulil i. ,111,
Bargains
I
Westerfleld should be your barber.
Tho lllcycln Ern.
Father (a few yean, honeo) Why do
you talco your bicycle when you nro
going such a hhort distance? Why
don't you walk?
Daughter (modestly) Walk? Mercy,
no! 1 don't want to bo so conspicuous.
A Wiivo of Ittiform.
Littlo Johnny I won't bo lcopt after
school for whispering to Tommy Uodd
nny more.
Mother I am glad of that.
"Yes'm Tommy sat behind mo and
I had to turn my head to whisper to
him, and the teacher always saw me."
"Yon don't do it any more, I hope."
"Nome. l'vo got a sent behind
Tommy.und now he'll have to turn Iris
head.".
PIPIS.
At Ed. Young's, tho best variety,
news mi 1 eigius, V201 O street.
Nit to lllitiui)
Footlights Our company produced
ymir plnv Inst night
t-ir bbler (In ecstacy) Did tho audi
ence c.ul for the author?
Footlights Yes. They knew wo
were not to blnme. Puck.
He Understood Ilia llaainesa.
Tho Amateur How is it all your
photographs of pooplo show their true
expression so woll?
The Photographer I never toll a
patrou to look natural.
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