LOCAX.S.
Kov. Mr. Rowland spent part of an
hour i 't'10 Anglo Saxon class Monday.
rrofessor Bessoy went to Dunbar
gaturdny to attend the teachers' association-
Professor Nicholson will address the
Oommerolal club of Minneapolis, Minn,,
on Saturday evening.
Delta. Tail Delta will give am In
formal dance at tholr chapter house
Friday evening', .niarcii 1.1.
Miss Perkins took Professor Kim
ball's place In playing for chaipel ex
ercises during his absence.
niossom Williamson ha been absent
from the university for two days on
account of her grandfather's death,.
Then1 are a number of applicant!)
for the position now held by Professor
Hates. No choice has been made yet.
The Co-Op. is In receipt of the fol
lowing from a Chadron merchant.
"Gents, please send me a price list of
groceries."
The Heta's have fully recovered from
their temporary embarrassment occa
sioned by the1 loss of their Billy goat.
The gtMt came back.
The English club will tender Mr.
Bates a reception Friday night. Mr.
and Mrs. Bates will probably remain
in Lincoln until April.
Dr. H. B. Lowry lectured on the
"Nervous System" before the Zoologi
cal club Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock
In the zoology lecture room.
Miss Kdlth Flske. a former university
student, was married to Mr. Kenney,
an Omaha grain merchant, Wednes
day. They will reside in Omaha.
It Is understood that Missouri will
come back Into the Inter-state league.
It Is said that her representative acted
without authority at the annual meet-
In?.
The Nebraska Betas are going ito hold
a reunion the 2tth of the month at
Alpha Tau's chapter house. Nothing
like a frat reunion to get college men
together.
"I object," said the,soplunore, "when
-ranrtold that nfy notwon the-flratUww
lectures In English 4 were omitted,
when those were the only two lectures
I attended."
Fred Humphrey was Initiated Into
the Alpha Theta Chi fraternity. This
fraternity has occasioned quite a talk
In the university, as it la a new local
organization.
A few of the Nebraskan mall wrap
pers were mislaid last week, which
will probably account for the fact that
some subscribers received their papers
later than usual.
J. Cecil Graham '33. who is now
among the lists of the travelling men,
manages to stop In Lincoln every
month or two to shake hands with his
old acquaintances.
"Chef Talmadge of Geneva, a for
mer student, was married to Carrie I.
Castor last Tuesday. The young couple
will settle in Lincoln after a brief wed
ding tour In the east.
Miss Nellie Zehrung Is making some
fine drawings to accompany Profes
sor Bruner's report on the birds of Ne
braska in the next annual . report of
the horticultural society.
Professor Menzendorf gave a musl
cale at his home Tuesday evening. The
participants in the. program were
mostly his pupils, a number of whom
were university students.
A diploma from the world's fair man
agenent, awarded to Mr. Bamuel
Avery for excellence in photography,
can he seen in the camera club room
In the chemical laboratory.
scholar. The result showed Ed away
ahead of all the rest. Ho got the medal
and the prlnclpalshlp of ho Honolulu
schools.
The spring vacation will begin Thurs
day, March 2G, and continue until the
next Monday evening. It was orig
inally announced that the -the vaca
tion would begin the 22d, but this was
a mistake.
Fred Tulloss was hold up Saturday
night as he returned from a party.
As he had left his pooketbook at home
the robber became disgusted with Mr.
Tulloss and allowed him to continue
on his way home.
Art Weaver, familiarly known as
"AJax," Is preparing a political lecture
which he Is to deliver soon before the
republicans of Richardson county. He
spoke last Thursday at Pawnee, where
he helped organize a young men's re
publican club.
W. D. Hunter and L. Skow met with
good results while in the northwest
ern part of the state the last two weeks.
They secured about one hundred speci
mens of birds, among which they had
twenty-three different kinds. They al
so captured a wild cat.
coffee urn and arc now prepared to
dtepenso a delicious bip at any time of
nlglvt or day.
TI10 Only ConrHo.
Son (retullnff) "Thoro Is a tide in
tho affairs of men which tnkon at tho
flood, lends on to fortune." What
kind of a tldo docs that mean?
Practical Father Tied down to busi
ness. Dot'B Theory. '
Little Dick Why Is women wearing1
vests llko inon? '
Littlo Dot Vests has a strap and
buckle behind, you kjnow, and I 'xpeots
tho womons wants to lace tholrselvos
up llko tho men do
t.lmttH of Stroo't-Cnr ttarvtoe.
I'ptnn (looking from his ofllco win
dew) Phew! What a Bnow-storm!
Tho walking will bo! torrlbly bad by
the time I start homo.
Friend I thought tho street-cars
passed your house, j
Upton Y-o-s, but thoy 11 over run
when tho walking ip bnd.
.J Inks' Fofcl Notion
Winks Did youj
during hard times,
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Ladies' Cloaks
Ladies' Underwear
Ladies' Hosiery
Ladies' Gloves
Gents' Underwear
Gents' Hosiery
Gent's Gloves
over notice that
religious revivals
always start up aid tho long-empty
'.lurches aro sure to be filled?
links Yes.
The Interstate oratorical contest will
lo held at Crete jf week from today,
March 20. A rate- of 50 cents for the
round trip will be charged. The train
will leave the B. & M. depot at C:20 p. m.
Mr. N. S. Harwood waa prevented
from speaking before the Political
Economy club Wednesday by a busi
ngs engagement. He will deliver his
Promised address next Wednesday
night.
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Ed Farmer, a former student of the
university, recently made a mark as a
"cholar. He went to ihe Hawaiian
Islands two or three years ago and
there engaged In teaching. Not long
lnce an examination of all the am
bitious teachers was held and a gold
medal offered as a prize to the bewt
Classes In assaying and sugar work
are unusually large this year. The
students are doing a largo amount of
very practical work. On finishing these
courses they are ready for work In
smelting works or sugar factories.
A PILGRIMAGE.
The sun was Just setting and the
birds In the trees that lined the nar
row road were heralding the hour of
rest when a solitary traveller came
along, headed resolutely toward the
east. His dark, handsome face, though
hopeful and determined, showed un
mistakable signs of great fatigue and
his shoes covered with dust, told that
his Journey had been a lonir one. He
wore no overcoat, possibly feaTlng it
would retard his progress, for he
seemed bent on making the fastest
time practicable and the veins In his
forehead stood out like purple cords
from the violence of his pace.
At the top of a long hill he turned
and looked behind him. Far far to
the westward he could distinguish the
spires and roofs of the city and the sun
sinking behind the dome of the uni
versity hall reminded him of Culver's
red lantern after a football victory.
But nature's beauties had little charms
for Vim, and, buttoning hiscoat around
his chin, lie plunged onward Into the
gathering twilight. The number of
miles traversed began to tell on him
and his over hurried stride had
changed to a slower gait as he
cut through the graveyard to gain
ground. The road was now overgrown
with weeds and brush from disuse. The'
whole scent- seemed pervaded by a
chilling dreariness that made the grave
yard behind him almost lively in com
parison. All about him lay the dull,
(bare, cneerless wilderness. The croak
ing of the frogs in the gutter seemed
only to accentuate the stillness.
DaTker and darker, and wilder and
wilder became the scene, until at length
he came upon a mansion almost hidden
In the wood, its turrets and battle
ments overlooking the road. The foot
sore wanderer threw himself against
the outer gate for very weariness and
called feebly for entrance. His frock
coat how incongruous In such a wll
dernesahung loosely on his drooping
shoulders. His patent leather shoes
were caked with mud and dust, his well
creased trousers were torn by brambles
and barbed wire fences and his stock
ings were full of sand burrs. With a
supreme effort he lifted his head and
looked up to the second story of the
hmiBo it was dark. His face blanched
and he uttered a half suppressed groan,
but he still battered on the gate for en
trance aB if wishing to learn his fate
at all hazards. Slowly the portcullis
was raised and the drawbridge low
ered. With difficulty he staggered up
the sterm of the chateau and gave the
door bell a few spasmodic punches. A
maid appeared In a white cap and
apron and spoke a few hurried words.
The form of the wanderer quivered and
either from fatigue or disappointment
he grasped a pillar for support, wnue
a -muttered curse escaped from his
palo Upa-tJhe Debutante was not at
home. . .
Westerfield flljould bk your barber.
Four good men are employed at Con
stancer'fl barber shop, 1010 O street,
where you got the 'cleanest shavo and
neatest hair cult.
"How do you account for it?"
Salvation's frcd"
The Lincoln new
j agency, headquar
ters for news, magazines and novels.
Harper's Century, Iunsey's, Scrlbner's,
Cosmopolitan and ither periodicals al
ways in stock. N.
and O streets, Rfchard block, J. E.
Pearson, manager.
E. corner Eleventh
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First Widow "Why, Mrs. Verdant,
what do you intena to do with the
pail? M
Second mow t ell, you sec, my
poor husband requested that his grave
do Kepi green anas 1 nm auout, to 00
married again I thought I would give
It n coat of green paint
Adopting Themaelies to Circumstance.
Little Boy I stil'ed in the parlor all
Inst evening when Mr. Squeezcm was
enllin' on sister, jpst as you told me.
Mother That'si a good boy; and
here is the candy '. promised you. D id
you get tired? f
Little Boy Oh no. We played
blind man's buff, and it would have
been lots of fun only I was "it" nearly
all the time.
MILLER & PAINE,
1235 to 1239 O St
Jeweler, Optician, and Engraver.
DEALER IN
vVATCHES, DIAMONDS, CLOCKS, SILVERWARE,
JEWELRY, ETC., ETC.
AW goo-.Is sol I engraved free of charge, and no chargo mado for examining
t'10 eyes.
I 1 43 O Street.
Lincoln, Neb.
THE PALACE
DINING HALL
Is the PitopER Plage to got your Meals.
SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS
ALL TOUR FELLOW STUDENTS BOARD HERE.
TRY US.
1130 N ST. A. G. 0SMER, PROP.
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A Chid' Anions Ye.
Winkers 'What tf 'tiresome piece of
insipidity that girl is!
Blnkcrs Her parents ought to keep
her at home. The first thing they
know some modern novelist will take
her for a heroine.
tils Forte.
He was well knbwn In tragedy,
An actor full of pride.
No wonder he successfully
Committed suicide.
Trno Philanthropy.
Eastern Man (in tho west) Who is
that fine-looking old gentleman?
Western Host He is a man who has
made thousands happy.
"A great philanthropist, I presume."
"That's about it He is the most
tonder-hearted judge in our divorce
court"
A Safe Diet.
?Iother What docs the doctor say?
Daughter He says I have heart
trouble and must not read anything
h'it is the least bit exciting.
Mithcr That's too bad. You will
have to confine yourself to the monthly
magazines.
A Iteanon Somewhere.
Lord Noodle Aw American girls
must be different from English girls if
they are permitted to go about with
out chaperons, don't oultnow.
American Girl- Perhaps American
ncn are different from Englishmen.
Tev York Weekly
New York Ticket Agent.
Western Man That's about tho
(mnnd ticket seller I've seen yet Po
lite as pie.
Mr. Gotham Oil, we have plenty of
that kind in New York. They live in
flats where there are janitors.
Gotham Sharpness.
Eastern, Man You westerners think
you are pretty smart, but you can't
hold a candle to New Yorkers.
Western Man Think they're sharp,
do yoh?
Eastern Man Sharp as razors.
Why, sir, I know men in Now York
who have walked about tbe streets and
even ridden in Fifth avenue stages
without being robbed.
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O. O. QTJIGrGrLE, .
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Sunday morning:, come down to Francis
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Bros.' restaurant x ". - ---a
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ticket for 80 cento.
. - HMnW nroDrletars of the
Capital Cafe, bave purchased a new M fast as I get it.
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Dusty Rhode Couldn't you bestow
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William Ann What do you do with
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