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About The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 28, 1896)
tlMlAAj 3. TWO TRAINS DAILY nnwKi'N Auburn, Falls City, Atchison, St. Joseph. and Kansas City. HHBKJjyVT nwfuSPHRrt aJPemMMMb. PWIm p. JBBHSff i uni' till Pi Mr. V.llioti aiI1 '. hi- fHinoUK '-lit' i inlmn. h:, llazi I Kukt. .a -' " unlver-ils Tluiixilm t'nliiK M.iin 111m ..ilv lun 1'iN-ii nut . lliusl mi .cMMful .unl i IU-M1 iniiniiiiliitUiH ir.Hn iln lii'Mt uiiiiurllk'fl. lrl Knu-r-x ti UiNmkH wi.vm. "Mimicry would nu ll. t Hii .h n io-i fomu1C'l', oninnwnpwu;o. only Inlwirn jrfnlim. .ixI:m1 l lu-v liiHiidniiiilil. art. could -irr a nirorrn micp t. dho perfwttoir. Mr. KIIM1 lox." The Tuiuni (' Tlmow wiya: ivhllrt .it tlnir Irir. xlMtlldy funny, i licit' Ticv.-r was an t itm- n ulnar v.rl vr :i "il.n: fuel thai In tluto dn" .a Inifloooii cwncly must iimnn-nd tin-l-rfoi'ninv to popular fivor" ilooiw 11. WVndllnjr will k- hi" kt, utt lifiUH' in Ap.il An I'lnmlncm divine In I ho .nit smyf "1 would mfhrv Tlio rnrtli Tri-inlileil. "Ah!" The shock passed away and the world ivns quiet, "Evidently" Ho pnzed with wondor upon the curi ous formations of rook which tho quako had revealed. "Tho oarth is not what It Is cracked up to ho." New York World. in ! ! i In- uuili.n- r Hint lent nre on 'The Tho TSwIng Clothtnp Co. nro showing the boat valuos In ?S and $10 suits and overcoats In Lincoln. Teachor Tho Lord made tho earth in six days. Tommy Smuthcrs What did ho do nights? Toachor That is a funny question. Who can toll Tommy what God did at night? llobhy lilathers I can, tcaohor. Tie made Tolodo, Ohio. Tin) Only Alnrket. Editor 1 am sorrv I can not take tliose Jokes. Tlioy aro all as old as MulluiM'liih. lnkliiyli lint what am T to do with them? I must pet rid of them some where. Editor Send them to l'hilndolphia as spoeinii'iis of the miming humor of our great-grandchildren. Anil No I'oo Anlaxl. First Tramp AVhero'r yor goin', Hill? Second Tramp Oh. I'm off tor one of them summor rosorts around hero. Flrst Tramp What'h tho idea or doin' that? Second Tramp 'Well, yor soo, I jist called on the doctor that lives 'cross tho street there and lie ordered me away. Don Cameron's lunch oountor, 118 fiouth Eleventh street. M.-ih "f rt.iliu. ' tli.ui f nri hunmn pro duction Mint 1 liac i . r hoard fall from the lips ..r nn llvliiK 4iinn." .Itiwph Cook: "li In luilllnnt nnd powerful -n flnwlnntlon and an insplra- j iln. Tlie Anifnlonn lyceum am boast j no gronr owtor llinn Wondllng." , A ticket .'aitltlli.tf the bolder to both tlicMe lectures nard a nworvoil seat costs only fiO cents. Single admission SIS cents. Sjeclnl enrs will be on O streot nt 7 o'clock to carry the ciwnl out rawl bnek. Tlie retwvwl Hem are going fnst; get ymil m before they Htv gope. Two unlverMltv boys otnvttV for M.lc Friday evening. Tliey Intend to bu. land wh4cfh cn be used foi growing coffee. No riniit T.oKt. l")o llrolior jbrlbklj') Mr. Silvcrplate in? Clark No, sir. Do Hrolcor Well, when he comes, please tell him to sand me another barrel ol things rniltti'ulu for wedding prcsonts. Tho last lot is aliout gono. Tn, ta! Now York Weekly. llnromfortnlilo Com fori. Mrs. Wayupp 1 sympathize with you deoply. It must he very painful to lose a fortune. Mrs. llluck It's torrilile! When wc wore rich wo used nothing hut the most exquisite antique furniture, lint it's all gone, every piece. "Tho new furniture which you have horo looks very comfortable." "That's the trouble. It is so com fortable that 1 am continually re minded of tho awful fact that it is not antique." Romomhor Umit Frnnols Bros, have re opened the Capital Cafe, 121 North IClcvenlth street. Short ordor meals are , their apookilty. 1 Ci'y Ticket Gfflco, 1201 0 Stroot. IX. C, TOVNS2ND, Oun'l P. & T. A. T. D. COUNtI.1.. C. P. & T. A The Funke Opera House Block is llio placn to get our Clioico Amurl cii lleauty and Hoses .f any shmle. Carnations and nil ilor.il work guaran toi'il. Decorations i specialty. VKKY Vi FllEY, F.orists. Tho ISwlng Clothing company are the popular priced clothlors of Lincoln. A call will convince you. 1115 and 1117 O. TH'E. NEBRASKA FOR THIS SECOND SEMESTER ...40 cents Burlington's personally conducted excursions to Utah and California. A Pullman tourist sleeping car will leave Lincoln every Thursday at 12:15 .p. m. for Denver, Salt Lake, Ogdon, San Francisco and Los Angeles. Only $5 for a double berth Lincoln to Los An geles in one of those cars. Komember thoro is no change of cars. For full In formation and tickets apply at Bur lington & Missouri depot or city ticket ofTlco, cornor Tonth and O streets. G. "W. Bonnell, C. P. & T. A. m k-, AVHrterfleld should be your barber. Have your toiiBorlal work done at Wfstertleld's. The very latest styles In hair cut at Westvrflnld'ft. A full lino of typewriter supplies at the Smith iPromlor ofllce, 185 South Eleven tli stroet. Tel. 1-13. C. W. Ecker- Only Another Itt liiproplHin. She was a very stout woman stouter than stout women usually aro. Bal laetod with a haskot, two parcols and a baby, Hho bucked her way to tho only scat In the car. Already In half tho Boat was a slip of a girl, frosh and Maylike, as girls are apt to bo nowadays. Tho young girl had a big hunch of lilacs In her lap. Tho stout woman, with tho olght-o'clock-in-tho-mornlng porsplratlon, mopped somo of it from hor hoad and faco. Thon the lilacs caught hor oyo. Tlioso lilacs looked decllclously cool and frosh, and tho stout woman felt uncommonly warm. Tho situation was a fatal one and imperative Tho stout woman folt impollod to do justlco to It. Sho did. Sho looked at tho llowors ngaln, thon at tlio young girl, thon straight up Into space and canio out with, "My, nln't thom lllaos flagrant!" Philadolphla Call. man, agent. "Dan Cameron's lunch counter, 118 South Eleventh stroot. Duliiy Aro DniignrotiH. Lovor And so your mot her does not buliove in long engagements? 1 am delighted. Mish Ho Itroker Yes, mamma says ever (?o many girls' fathers have failed during longongagomontb, and the poor thing never got married at all. , A T.itHt lU'Hnrt. Little (Jirl I've glued my doll'b hair on twice, and it came oil' both times. Mother Oh, well, try It again. Little tilrl I'm goin' to. This t.mc I'm goin' to mix the glue in a hair re storer bottle. Good News. Ought to I'm'l (Jhnip. First Boy 1 hot Mr. Do Brokoi iccl cheap. Sooond Hoy Why? First l!oy Last week ho paid two hundred dollars for a dog, and to-day a two dollar dog licked him Good News. Old, hut In 11 Now Di-chh. A country nowppnpur reports a brlof colloquy hotweon a woman and her lazy husband. Sho was busy, and tho baby was crying, and tho man, bo far aB appears, was saying nothing. "John," sho said, "I wish you would rock the baby." "Oh, bother," wiib tho answer, "why should I rock tho baby?" "Why, hocauso ho isn't very well and I havo this mondlng to do. Besides half of him holongs to you, anyhow, and you ought to bo willing to holp take caro or him." "Woll, half of him holongs to you, too, and you can rock your half and lot my half holler." Philadelphia In-quiror. rlfcHMVMl V COPYRIGHTS.- CAN I 01ITA1N A PATENT For a Rrcmnit, niiHwur mid iin limicut opinion, wrlto to It NN V('(., wlin Imvo Imd nourlyttfty years' expcrlcnco In tlio piitunt tiUHlnots, Comraunlco tlnns inrlotly CMiilldnntlut. A llitmttionlc of In lonnntlon vmirunilue I'litcnlN nnd bow to ob tuln tlii'in Bent Iron. AIho a mtulOKUu ot meclian Iwil nnd Hclomnio liookH mint lreo. ratcuts tnkon tliroucli Munn & Co. receive fpecliuiiotlcolntliorvli'ittlllcAiiierlrnn, ana tliiiB nro lironulit wlilnljr bef nro tlio public with out cost to tlio Inventor. This nnlpudld naiicr, 8u(!d weekly, ulecuntlylllustruti'd, has bylur tho larcest iMrculiitlou of liny scicntlllc work In the, world. Ml 11 yenr. Sniuplo conlca eont frco. JiulKlliur Kdltion, moiitlily, tlMu yeur. BlnRlo copies, tf. cuntH. Kvery nuniliur contnlnB beuu tlxul pliiti'8, in colors, nnd libntni;rupbB ol new Iioubcs. with iilans. puiitillne builders to nhow the latest designs mid si.curu contractu. Address MUNN k CO., New York, Util HiioauwJLT. S WEBSTER'S $ INTERNATIOXA7, I t A Grand I Jiitnmr. ' at huccinoruj tho i " UuahrJtlavd." Hlandiird of tho $ V. 8. Gov't Print itnr Ofllei. tlit-r.H. ? Hiijirt'inei (iiirtuiiii of iicurh till tlio Belioolbo'iUB. 11 iirinly rnm lniindoil by every Btiuo biii.uriutuii (lcnt of HulioolR, ami otliu i;iluni- torH nlniMt with out number. A Colll'iro lrnslilniir. -n-rlieu! "T.ir. 5 "eiiHO ivlth which tho rye HiuIk tho S " word nought, for nrimriicy of doflnU S "thin, for offootlvo inothodH In lmll J " rating ironuiiolatlon, for torwi yot " i-oniiirnhonslvo Btatoninntu of fnctH, I " and for jirnntlcnl ubo uh a working Z "dletloiiury.'-lVoliKtor'H liitnriiiitlonul1 ,, " oxioln uny othor single volume." I Tlw Ono firtmt Standard Authority, i Ho writes lion. i. .1. jirnwnr, Justice V. B. 5 Stiiirciiie Court. ; J O. .& C. Mr.llllIAM CO., FtlbllHlwra, t Sprlngauld, Muhb., V. S.A. M-fipiirt t Hie mbllliere for free pnmplilt. Uflll It .1111 i.t..n.. . ...1 ..?..'. ..... m- .--..-....., vnviiji IK1MIIUHU1 IlUUUJIl I'UlUOnS. A This siinco is rohorved for II. H. 1'lorco, bifjyolofl and bicvolo lopnirs. HI No. mtli si root, llullur lUni'k. 1 11 1 i HAS BEEN RE-OPENED EY Vyir 1 1 A I . . THE MOST CONVENIENT PLACE FOR STUDENTS rF OPEN ALL NIGHT. UArL -j Oysters and ame in Season. 1 2 1 North Eleventh Street. SHORT ORDERS OUR SPECIALTY. GIVE US A TRIAL. The Lincoln Salt Baths. miAximMvMU'Ujm, lJ . .. .1 M. c , ,iim J- Cor. 14th & M Streets. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA. OPEN AT ALL HOURS DAY OR NIGHT. SULPHO-SALINE BATH HOUSE AND SANITARIUM ALL roitMS OF IIATHS Turklli, itinmlnn. Ilonuin, Deetrlr, will piln1 iittentlon to tlio niipll. ration of NATUKAL SALT WATCH MATH-. HfTerul II s tmiiirvr Hum m-a ttuler.tor tlmeure ot HliuuiiiiitlHiii, Nitvouh Uinti'iiltli'H, hiiiI many oilier iIIh..ih.m. Tim Until House I tlin most cuiii. plete in tlie world SCA IIATHI.MI mny b eno.ed nt nil hi-bmoiih In our liui'. inairiilflc nt Salt liter KwlmmlnK l'ool, CUxlDO Ioiir, S to 10 ft deep, Imuled to a uniform tuinperuture of u deirreei 226 So. I 1th St. Ground Floor. Special Hates to Stubents. FXJ2STKE OPEKA HOUSJE- niAKK C. ZniLUVHa Manaper, Corner O ana lath Friday & Saturday and Sat, Mattnee, Feb. 28 and 29, BEACH & BOWE5?S MINSTRELS 30 Distinguished Artists, J'OPULAR PRICES. Scats on Bale Wedncidny morning Pub. 26. 10, 20, 30, cents. IF YOU KNOW, that I have the apparatus for half Boling In the neatest stylo, the latest point shoes and up-to-date styles, it -would pay you to bring all your shoe repair work to 100 South 18th Bt. All work guaranteed. J, HI rettit. Salter ftoe . . . PRINTER 1115 p Street, Lincoln Cards, Programs, in vitations Good Work. 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