LOCAJLS. Vc notice that L. A. Rlokettn has a new bicycle. Good thing, etc The Hrownlnff class bejmn tho ntudy i i)jn. l'assos" lont Wednesday, " Chnncollor MacLean Rave IiIb lecture fl "johnny Hull" In Omaha Monday fVcnlnK- , , , D. S. Wilson of the law school npent gmurday ami Sunday vIrIUiir In Green wood. , , . Qcotrc Sheldon and K. M. Polard of Kclmwka attended Charter day oxer '(tt last week. 1'wfowor Foster'R loitcst Idea 1a n Ger man play. t he enacted by mombcre of Ms advanced class. Professor Swostey will attend farmcni' institute nt Columbus, Norfolk, Cedar RdpMsnnd Pullcpton ithla week. It'sftll rlKhtto bo called Rtub, or buck, or Klnjr WHHam, but when people nick name me Acetclyne 1 11 kick, Ander- wn. . Miss Hayward, Bister of "nilly" H.y twA, of football fame, came up from Nebraska. City to nttend tho Junior promenade. Farmer institutes ore (to bo held at Columbus, Norfolk, Pullcrton, Cedar Rapids, Sidney, North Ploitite and Lex ington this week. Mr. Jones, who Is representing; Doanc college In the state oratorical contest, tttended the looal contest in the chapel Surday evening. Word has been received from Ralph Andrews. Ho is nt present in the Mercy hospital at Chicago, under the care of noted specialist. Word has been received from Mo ravia, C&l., that the father of Carl Uurnham, formerly '98, died after a protracted Illness. They say wc are indebted to Silas Lyman for the success of the Franklin lclite last Friday evening1. She was a hummer, all right. Dr. Wolfe greeted his class in ethics the other day with ta do improviso, nhich more than took the conceit out of a few "shiners." Professor Bates has (an advance division of English which Is doing spe cial work in story writing and in the study of metlhodH of construction. Will McKay made a desperate effort to hang out 'the weather signals one day this week. Their appearance ait 'half mast produced a very solemn effect, It is hoped that enough students will attend the state oratorical contest at Crete the 20th of next month so that a special train can be secured from Lincoln. Professor Bruner and his assistant, V. D. Hunter, are in the northwestern part of ithe state making- collections of birds .that spend 'the winter In (that part of the state. T. A. Williams, '89, who has been work ing in the botanical laboratory during his vacation, left Monid&y to take up his work as professor of botany at Brookings, S. D. Professor In English literature class announcing1 .the result of the exam.: "fine grades are in tihe homos of the registrar." Then turning- to the lesson, "A Scholar's Funeral." Students! It will be well worth your time in order to hear D. MoKalg's lec ture, "Scenes and Perils of My Fugitive Life during ithe War," ait St. Paul's church next Tuesday evening-. It has at last been discovered where "Doc" Abbott got his military educa tion entitling him to the nondeplume of "rebel general," and to his military overcoat. Ask him and he will tell you. Dr. Bessey lis giving a course of lec tures on "The Evolution of the Vege table Kingdom" this semester. This course begins with fossil plants and traces the development down to the Plants of today. N. B. "The Scenes and Perils at My Fugitive Life During- the War,?' is the subject of a very Imbe-rea tins' lecture to given, by Rev. R, (N. McKadE-, D. D., t St. Paul's M. E. phtvrch next Tues day evening, February 25. The Palladlans will give a "nerr mem ber's" program in their hall Friday evening. The first part of the exer cises will be a mock high school enter tainment, and the "Blue Beard," a pan tomime, will be given. There will also "u' PJfUUJCM miuoii; - I called n, lean yeai program, since tho young ladlcH art- compelled to tnko tho young Rcntlemcii lo tho entertainment. In German cla8 one of tho students wthllo trnnnlatlng a sentence which ho evidently, had not studied jrave tho meaning of doubly ns doubled up. Ab It was a very pathetic piece this freoitrana latlon was extremely ludicrous, Doc Everett says ho Is going, to make a winning number of Hold day this year. If you do "Doc," you will receive great credit, for among nil our college events perhnpB none have hitherto excited as little Interest and spirit as Meld day. Regular meeting of the Y. M, C, A. In Dellan hall 4 p. m. Sunday, February 23. Mr. II. C. Caldwell wilt lead. "Be ing not Seeming" Is tho subject to bo considered. References: Mark Ufl; Matthew vll:lB. All young men cordial ly Invited, A fine photogrtvph of a human hand taken with the X rays, by tho Rootscn process, can be seen at the Chemical laboratory. It was made In the physi cal tnfttittJto at Hamburg and was sent to Mr. L. Avery by H. A. Sentcr, class of '95, now a student at Heidelberg. Tho showing that the battalion has made this winter is something to be wondered at. The corp3 never made a more favorable impression than it did last Friday. What can -we expect of It by next June? At this rate we will have a whole battalion of prize win ners, and not only a company. The scientific world is very active in experimcmtlng with the newly dis covered X rays. Nearly all tho leading colleges and universities are contribu ting results from their laboratories. Several of our electrics have been at tempting to produce phenomenon and they promise a good article for The Ne braskan. Although no formal action was taken against the fifteen who attended the Holden Comedy company entertainment a short time ago, yet that brave" little band has had more than Us share of redress. It seems as If every professor In the university has taken It upon him self to make a few remarks about It. "The Rime of dhe Ancient Mariner," published by Langman, Green & Co., In the series of English classics gotten up by George Rico Carpenter, is edited and Introduced by Professor Botes, who spent some time lost cummer working the topic up. The book is daintily made from the typographic standpoint, and while primarily designed as a text book, is to be recommended to all readers wishing well-edited and reliable editions. to tho American history books, Thero he sits down and reads one book by 9 o'clock, when ho has to go to class. At 10 ho returns and no on through tho entire day, This person has control of tho books, over half of which ho has not looked at, but has kept the entire class from all the books. If tho bIioo llts, put It on. AFTJBR THE PROM. You really should not stay so late, You'll surely miss your class at eight. Besides in Anglo you'll resign What you do not Www at nine, And then the chapel class at ten. Tho same old thing ince more ntmln. And then there's ohm,, it Is bo slow I Just believe I will riot go. Arthur's arms woro slll around her; . Soveral minutes had gone by Since tho first kiss had been given, And he had sworn tor her to die. "Darling' gently Usjod the maiden, Red as roses grew Hs face, "If you've never lovel another, How then learned rou to embarce?" Joyously he pressed jhor to him, Whispering in hcrbar with haste: "Football trainers wkllo at college Make us tackle 'rdind the waist." Teacher: "Comptre the adjectivo "cold." Thomas (arj undertaker's son): "Positive, cold; cdnparatlve, cough; superlative, cofnn."-D. H. S. .Item. THE POStCRIPr. He asked fair Maul to marry; By letter she replied, Ho read It she reused him; He shot himself and died. He might have been alive now, And she his hapby bride, If he had read th postscript Upon cthe other tide. I Bargains I A movement is on foot whereby a place In tho library will be set aside for college fraternity magazines. If this Is successful it will be a good thing. Each fraternity represented' here can place its magazine in the library and can be looked over and read by who i er Is interested in such matters. Very tften these magazines publish articles that are of much Interest to students In jeneral, as well as to fraternity people n particular. Friday evening the Union gave a re ception in honor of their members Messrs. Seaman, Almyand Bessey, who were elected to Phi Beta Kappa. The hall was appropriately decorated. The reception was informal and the com mittee having It in charge saw to it that their honored members were presented to all. A short program had been planned, but on account of the late hour at which the collation was held at the Lincoln hotel those who were ex pected to speak could not come, so the program was given up. There will be a Joint debate in the chapel Saturday evening between the Union boys' debating olub and Doane college. The question discussed will be whether the contract entered Into last February with the bond syndicate was Justifiable or not. The Union boys will endeavor to prove that it was not Jus tifiable. A cordial Invitation Is ex tended to everyone to come and hear the debate. Messrs. Searson, Boomer, Lien and Magulre will represent the Union boys debating club. Professor KlmbaUI is trying to get up a party to go to Kansas Olty to hear PaderrewskI March 19th. The profes sor guarantees that the expenses will not exceed $10. There Is one percon In school that should be "coiled down." We all know the scarcity of books in the library on certain subjects. This student realizes this more than any c us. He studies European history. At 8 o'clock he enters the library, herds up al the European history books, opens them and places them upon the little table before which ho Is alout to sit. He studies ethics and treats the ethic books ijt a similar manner. He studies Ameri can' history and acts likewje In respect AT NIGHT, BY THE PLATTE At night, by tho PJa te, in late July Tiro river is shallow- nearly dry, Tho willows hang dirk dn whtto moon light; Under their leaves, jwlft flre-lUos bright Are flajflving, charBin? to and fro In golden flame nov high, now low. A flsh, perchance, tliough silver spray Leaps, sparkling-, In moon-fed ray. In old dead grass, te crickets sins; AU nature makes htof V. slkln ring. The sand-snlpo peepsjat tho water's edge; The coyote sneaks through itall, rank, sedgti And grins as ho prowls and howls. The trembling cries of screeching owls Float slowly through h warm night' air, Telling tho field-mouse 'Wha't to dare. Once ta a while a duck scuds by, At night, by tho PJatte, in late July. JOSEPH ANDREWS SARGENT. MORRISON'S "FAUST." "Faust," an adaptation of Goethe's Immortal poem, will be produced at the Funke opera house on Wednesday ev ening, February 26. Tho version given by the Morrison company is the one dramatized by BayJp Bernard of Lon don. Tho scenery, all of which Is car ried on "special cars, Is very extensive, the public square of Nuremburg, Mar guerite garden and the square of the fountains being not only historically correct, but most, beautifully painted. However, the climax of scenery Is reached In the fourth act, when tho imps and goblins hold high carnival on Walpurgis night, on the summit of the Brocken, in the Harta mountains. It is impossible to describe the weird and uncanny flendlshneas which is hero pontrayed as Mephisto, In his fiery redness, accompanied by Faust, stands on the peak of tho mountain, in the full glaro of the mysterious light. From tho darkened auditorium of the theatre It is a grand and awe-inspiring scene, and the detail is Infernally horrible. Owls and bate and broomstick-riding witches flit across the stage, frogs croak omonig the rocks, while from tho shady nooks crawl horrible shapes, half human, hall fiendish. Tortured souls cry out for release, aspiring de mons climb tho heights and seem to take a place beside the devil, who stands on the apex of the rock and hurls curses at them all. Anon the shapes engage In a weird and hideous dance, straining and listening botixnes with harsh and dreadful sounds. Then a bell is heard to ring the ongelus, and Instantly the stage is clear, till down the steep descent come pouring tho forms of loot ones forced down to the nether regions. It is not often, that theatre-goers have an' opportunity of witnessing such a performance as that to be given by the Morrioon company, and tthero should be a packed house. Regular prices. Seats at Dunn's drug store (Monday morning, 9 o'clock. Have you seen the new model No. 2 Smith Premier typewriter? 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