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A iTnvonllo Vlow.
First Hoy How did your nlod got
Hi-ooittl Hoy Don't Know. Papa nnd
mamma wont out on tlio lilll with It
after I ot to boil liiHt nlKlit an' thoy
brolto It Homobow.
"Your pupa niul mamma?"
"Yoh."
"Tbuy wont out sledding?"
"Yoh."
"Woll, I BWiint Hcomii to mo folks
tlmt'H ninnled an' ban ohllrtron ought
to bo thlnliln' "bout what to put on
tlnir uniV'JHtoiK'H 'stond of goln' out
Hlt'dtlln'."
A Moilr-at MiiHlulun.
oung Wnly You aro u wondorful
maHtor of tbo piano, T boar.
ProfoHHof von Spieler (blrod for tbo
occiiHl'in) I blay nggomimnlniontn
vsomi'tliiioM.
"Ai'i-oiiipanlmontH to singing?"
"AKKoinpanlmontH to gonvoniallonu."
Too Opnn.
DentlHt You needn't open your mouth
any fartbor. Thnt In ciulto Htilllolont.
Poimnnt I HmUKbt ns bow you woro
a going to hIiovp In tboin pinchers.
Dontim The pinchers, yen, but I nra
stopping "UlHlilo myself. Unsoro Go-nellriulinft.
FREY & FREY,
FLORISTS.
Funko Opera Houso Blook, Oornor 0
and 12th Street.
"CHRIS' PLACE"
TURKISH n JIT IIO VAPOR
MASSAGE
BATHS
Hot & Cold
"ouii coM,rcaR"
Tbo following voa'Ht'B pot to tmiHlo
composed by Wllliml Kimball, havo
boon wrlWon by Willi lam need Uunroy
iiml will bo Hiiim by tbo nhoriiH Charter
ilay, Tin hour Ih dedicated to Chnii
collor MaoIan, Tbo numlo will bo
publinboil Inter In t'ho NobniHlrnn:
Upon a floor of pralrlo laniln,
Whoru Huimblno pourri tbo wbolo year
tbroimb.
Our dear old coUoko grandly stands
lluiiontli u Hky Buronoly bluo.
TJio ling bor towar waves alrovo
And In 11b niveau 'tbo eolom wtream
That flro our hoartH with deepest lovo
Tbo doar old Hcarlot and tbu oioain.
Uy day nnd night it ho woBt wliubi swoep
In wilful wllilnoHM 'round 1ior walls
And lllo the west wind broad and doop
Our prldo and lovo upon hor fallM.
Long may our college rulo tbo plain,
hong may wo moot to sing hor pmltio,
Clod grant limit Hho may grandly rolgn
Through doar unnumboml longth ot
dnyB,
A hoalth Nebraska's prldo to tflioo
And to our Ch'nncollor loud and long
IUiilHi our loud cheer, thou aiireo Union
throo
A 'tiger and a Jolly Hong.
A IA NOVlOMilS.
"Ilo 'throw blB bleeding heart Into her
lap:
Hho bado him KO, nor hooded 1i!b dls
tfOHU." And no small wonder, for the Hud
mlBbup
IOflt a big grouse spot on bor brand
now dross.
Kx.
It
7?i
N. 13. Havo you trlod
ono of his
SALT GLOE"
BATHS.
Call and boo him about thorn.
Basomont N. W. Corner 11th & P Stroots.
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MLWPAUY T13UM8.
rfro-
Sabor oxorclao
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in i
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'Plioro aro four unlvorBlty boyB who
nmiiBo thoniflolvoH ovoi-y :uornliHJ In
combiK to an R o'cloolt roaltatlon by
tho hlKhly dntolloctual occupation of
ItloltliiK a itln can for Bovoral blockB.
Tbi"y havo ovolvod a now iramo and
mil thlnklnir of applying; at WawlHiiB
ion for a copyright of tho Bamo. Tho
four boya Bprood nbroiiBt ovor tbo
Btront (proforably brick paved) and tbo
miifh nbUBail can Ib Htartod. lflaoh
man Ih hiippoboiI to advanco tho can
uvciy tlino It comi'H In front of him
and a point Ib eord airalnBt him for
ovpry failure, lly tbo itlmo tho unlvor
Hlty Ih reached tho ono ImMlnu; tbo
moHt jKilntB iiRiiliiHt him. ncta up ho
oitiwd while all Bond homo ri'ipiPHts
upon tho patornal bank for 'tho where
withal to purcbani' now foot soar.
TIIIODAWN OV LOVI3.
"1 lovo my lovo In tho morning,"
(ju(th he, nnd ho puffed bin briar,
"For while I llo abed and snore,
Sho'rt up, and llKhUUho lire."
Kx.
Ho loflt hor hIMiIiik all alone
liotwoon tho hcIb;
HlB'ImpolltoneHB I tllBllUu to own
Hut huoIi are factH.
Kx.
Unity HiiiIIimI.
-.... i. I.... iriuii,,,. n,1 un IIiIm Ih vnnr
UUnillllH Tir.iv,., - v
little baby brother? Hohhoih Ittlo tootnl
. . . a. I,,. ...... ,., it(irt
WootHlol hoe mm miiiiii'. wimi " i"i
boBHed jiettlo hiiiIIIiik about?
HoBton ClillU (apoioBeiieauyj no
iHii't old enouKh to know that ho
....,., .. 1f.,n. n uttMilirlit fimfi iiviitl If
your pronunciation Ib a little peculiar.
yulckly l'"Uoil.
Llttlo SlBtor AVbat you Roln' to wear
nt tbo children!! fancy drcBB patty?
Little brother My Sunday clothcB, I
KUOBH.
"but you miiB' go ob n character."
"MtiBt I? Woll, I'll bang my hair and
protend I'm a girl In a bicycle milt."
Silent Theater 1'artleH.
Mrn. Do Style 1 wonder what Ib tho
beBt way of arraiiKlng theater parties,
and tin supper for them,
1'hlloBopl.or Servo tbo Biipper In tbo
box during the performance. Wbllo
their inuuU'H aro full they enn't tnlk.
Not So Btupld.
"There's a man to seo you, sir," said
the olllco boy politely.
"Well, you stupid, didn't I tell you
I wouldn't boo anybody?"
"Yes, sir."
"Then why did you recelvo him?"
"I told him to wait without, sir."
"Without what?" said tho boss, ex
pecting to crush the boy by bis clieflt
nut. "Without nny Chance of Boeing you,
sir," nnd tho boy dodged through tho
door Detroit Free Press.
Hard Times ThnntrlrnU.
Mnnufactunr I want somo advertis
ing space on your drop curtain for to
night. Theatre Mnnager Son-y, but every
square foot Is taken.
Manufacturer Too bad. However, it
will do as well If you'll Just change
Hnmlct's "To bo or not to bo" Into "To
wnsh or not to wash," and have him
ring In something about my soap.
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