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TUB L.A.UOUATOHY CAT.
Sho oamio to us one evening
When the IhiIIh wore dark and Btlll
And announced her follno presence
By a molancholy yowl,
"We took lier In and netted her,
And boarded hot at tho.'hnll;
She doubtless thought horwolf In luck,
But It proved no luck at all.
There aro bits of her In alcohol;
An eyo's In oHtnlcacld;
Thero'B more "f hor In pnraflln;
And seotloiiH of hor mounted.
Some of hor blood In on the slide,
And some of it on that.
And this Is all that's left
Of the laboratory cat.
Ex.
That freshman on the burning dock;
So far ns wo can lourn,
Stood there In perfect safety, as
lie was too green to burn.
fix.
Foreigners who liuvo tho ldoa that
Americans nro novor Btlll and nro al
ways full of hurry and bustlo all tho
day ought to catch a gllmpso of a fresh
man on his way to hyglono class. Jlr
is about equal to tho avorago hlroil
man on tho farm.
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"Wherefore nil thin rubber-necUliiK?'
I nun trod tlic Jovial ICrnoHt Iiphhpj' of
IiIh congenial chuniH. n ho gnzed In IUh
olmrnotorliUlu munnor over tho coinpiiH
and anw nil hla follow boliiKa crnnltiK
their noolta nntl loolcln? off Into apace.
"Look and boo for yonraolf," niiBWorud
IMlRivon, who whb feolliifT dcoldcdly
Krouchy at that pnntloulnr niomont.
Tho olK'dlent first llctitunant ittirned
nnd BquarltiK hlmaolf with rcforonco to
hla cane and tho aim, did ia ItllKrecn
commanded. Tho picture that wna Im
printed upon 'lila retina waa one that
will Impress him for life and would
have remained imprinted upon his re
tina .had he not .turned awny aoon
afterward. The day waa Monday and
the hour about 3 o'clock In tlio middle
of th" afternoon. The Nfbra.Mkn .Tnnu
ary aim wn apreadlns warmth over
tho campus. NH a breath of wind was
there. The atmoapherc was clenr aa a
eyatnl and balmier .than the balmleat.
Up In mJd air that Is, up somewhere
between mother earth and ill.e bky
was a llfrure. It was slowly descending,
feet downward, aa usual, and head up
ward. It was directly over our main
bulldlnp and furthermore It wiib mak
ing straight for our llapataff. Flnnlly
It reached the destined end of Its Jour
ney and there It was one foot rested
upon the once golden ball of our majes
tie nnd woather-be'aton flapspole. The
other foot was extended to itho rear
and tho figure was trying heard to
look like the herald Mercury. But ithc
body was not of quite the proper shape.
"What It 1h?" asked lOrneat, and woll
ho mlfflit ask hiioU a question a thou
nnd times, for no ono knew.
I'orhapH It Ib some HI omen. Or may
bo n inessonRcr sent from Zous or tho
goddoaa of liberty may have lifted hor
aelf from her Prenoh podeatal at Stan
ton Iale nnd llown to our atate to roost
on our much honored flagpole. Or It
nuiy be .the ghost of Fatty Holomnn'H
engle come back to Its old poroh.
In all this speculation tho able-niliuled
senior was indulging when the figure
oaught sight of KrnoBt's aliouldor
atrap, and raising In Its right hand a
hop tlokot It gavi'iln a mighty voice the
onipituy n yell, mud all recognized him
at once.
Don Cameron's lunch counter, 118
South ItJIuvonth street.
Captain lteod, Tenth civalty, V. S. A.,
culled on Captain Oullfoyle Monday.
Thoy wore slWIng eldo by Hldo at ono
of tho roailliiR tables, wlion ho passed
and nodded to tlioni. Tlioro wcro
nuoor oxprosslons In all tholr oyoH na
tho three ennio faco to fnco for uu In
stant. Tlio blondo, itho ono with tho
styllah nlr and slightly turned noso,
ho littd gono with last your. Tltoro had
boon n nilsundorstandlng and that af
fair was off. Ho wns imylng attention
to tho othor now. Sho was a dlruct
contrast to the blontlo, soinowhnt of a
Uohomian, I imagined. In her dross
alio combined n matronly neatness with
Just a dnsh of tho sailor disorder wo
all admire. Her oyes woro frank and
open, taking In everything at a glnnco.
, I foil to wondering what each thought
I at that moment. It waa probably tho
first tlmo tho young man had seen tho
. two toj,. :ior that way nnd had a
clianco to comparo them. What i? long
train of thoughts and memories must
havo conio with that comparison. And
what did they think? With what eyes
did thoy look rit him?
What a story a mind reader might
havo woven!
.
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South Eleventh street.
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Carnations and nil lloral work giumin
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