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Glided Fool, however, wis very much
In oarnost and folt thnt ho had cer
tainly Struck tiho koy-noto of itho whole
financial dlBtreBS.
"Why la It?" suddenly broko In tho
Bwltono who 'had been 'heretofore
looking Intently nt nothing through
tho window, "that girls so oCton hate
each other without cause?"
Tho Baritone had not spoken to nny
ono In irartlcular, but tho Amateur
Thespian know that tho remark was
intended for him questions of that
kind always wore so ho answered a
llttlo wearily: "I supposo you mean
without nny npparont cause, don't
you?"
"I supposo so. Yes," assorted tho
Baritone, doubtfully. "You could un
derstand It If you know tho rulo "
"Do you mean it Is all according to a
general rulo?" broko in tho Ladles'
Man.
"I mean nothing of tho kind," said
tho Amateur Thespian, cxasporatlngly.
"Womon never follow general rulos.
They are continually surprising to
those who do not under
stand them and disappointing to
those who do. If ever a rulo should
becomo general with thorn they would
signalize tho occasion by breaking it.
But," ho added, turning to tho Bari
tone, "girls hate each other because
they can't help it. Take for Instance
the case you are thinking of, that of
the Society Girl and the Now Arrival."
The Baritone colored a llttlo at this.
It was the case he was thinking of. but
ho did not think anyone knew it. How
ever tho Amateur Thespian knew more
than h was given credit for, which wa
often not much. "These two girls." he
went on, "can't get along together bo
cause they realize they are lighting on
the same plane with the same tactics.
They each realize in the othor a dan
gerous and well-equipped rival and
woman-like they won't run the race
out fair, but try to push each other out
of the way. The fact that they are
both brunettes and both popular with
the same crowd of boys makes the fight
all the harder. A girl will hate an
other irl merely because she Is
pretty."
Tho Ladles' Man sniffed incredu
lously. ''Why is It then," said ho,
"that a pretty girl Is always taken into
a fraternity? I should think the
other girls would not vote for her, ac
cording to your explanation."
"Well," said the Amateur Thespian,
indifferently, "it's partly because thoy
are afraid some one else will get her
and crow over them and partly be
cause they are ashamed to acknowl
edge their jealousy. Their motives in
this case are the same as their motives
everywhere; easy to see if you don't
try to go too deep for them."
He carefully put his cigar back in his
mouth and blow a heavy cloud of
smoke into the thick atmosphoro.
"There isn't a single girl in college ."
lie went on, putting his foot over on
the Star Idiot's hat, "that Is especially
pretty who Is really popular among all
her sex. Except," he added, his faco
brightening as Tie spoke, "oxcopt the
Queen of Hearts."
The Youthful Romoo lay listlessly
on the cushioned window scat, propped
up with pillows. le certainly has a
good right to lie down for he had
walked out to call on the Dobutanto.
Ho had not found her at homo and was
consequently melancholy, aside from
being fatigued. He was gazing pon
slvoly at alio celling with a far away
look in his eyos.
"Look at him," said tho Quarter
back, who was standing against tho
wall with his hands In his pockots.
"Sho would ronlly fool compllmontod
If she knew how hard ho was thinking
of hor."
"He would give 'all tho world to bo
near her,' " quoted tho Commissioned
Officer with a laugh.
"Ho couldn't, very well do that," re
marked the Amateur Thespian, dryly.
"He doesn't come any nearer owning
the one than the other."
There was a general laugh at this,
but the Youthful Itomeo did not look
up. He was too pre-occupled.
"Yet she wouldn't stay at home
when ho called," said tho Baritone,
and then raising his voice to catch his
attention, "that Is a thing I wouldn't
allow!"
Something In tho last word made
. the Youthful Romeo look up with it
atart. But when he flaw ho had mis
understood, ho regained his equilib
rium. "Why don't you get somo girl who
lives olosor to you?" wont on tho lrro
prosslblo Baritone. "Aro they so Irani
to get that you aro forced to go out on
tho frontier for thorn?"
"They aro no hardor for mo than for
you," retorted tho Youthful Romeo,
hotly. "You chaso with tho Society
Girl because no one olso can stand
you." Tho Youthful Romeo could bo
brutal when ho choso and tonight his
Ill-temper mado him ungontlcmanly.
"They say," said tho Baritone osten
sibly addressing .tho celling, "that he
Joined tho glco club Just to get his
voice in training to serenade hor."
"Sho wouldn't take my volco for a
buzz-saw, anyway," sneered tho
Youthful Romeo, very pointedly.
"I doubt ithat," said tho Baritone
Thoy probably would havo mixed
with oaoh other In another second If
tho Shy Youth had not Interfered.
"I don't blanio tho Youthful Romeo
for standing up for hor," whispered
tho Commissioned Officer to tho
Studious Kid. "Thoro Isn't another
girl in school that makes 'the stir sho
does except tho Queon of Hearts."
Before thoro could be any further
hostilities tho Gilded Fool got up and
looked at his watch. "I will havo to
go homo," ho said sadly. "Papa
doesn't like It when I am out after 10."
When the Baritone and the Amateur
Thespian were going to bod that night,
tho Baritone was fooling a llttlo
worried for the Amateur Thespian.
"Why Is It," he said, "that you are al
ways roasting tho girls when there Is
no cause for it? There isn't a girl in
school that you dont roast, is thoro?"
"Xo. 1 guess not," said the Amateur
Thespian very dreamily. "Except,"
he murmured, half asleep, "except the
Queon of Hearts."
HAL STARRETT.
(The End.)
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The Tombstone Prospector says :
Since tho duty on eggs lias been the
rulo nmny devices havo been thought
of for niaiiufiu luriiiir theiu. Tlio idea
of a Xogules iimn is. however, the only
feasible scheme up to dute. His prop
osition is to feed hens on tlio cheap
grain or Mexico and have them lav in
the United States. For (Ins purpo'se a
long building will bo placed on the
line, hair in Mexico and half in the
United States. Tlioy will fied and
water in the Mexican end, nnd when'
they want to lay they go totlio fuitlier
end of the building, unit in that way
escape paying the duty. The projictoV
of this enterprise came from Maine.
I'crtliinit.
Tho force and value of a remark de
pends largely on the age nnd standing
of the perxon who utter, it.
Leslie Robinson is a hoy about !
years old. His father was employed
for a few days by two maiden sisters,
who had some work to ho done about
their place
One of lliem. wishing to see him,
saiil to the othor, "Whore is Robin
son?" Leslie overheard tho qnostion and
responded at oueo ina very dumiiroand'
drawling manner:
How -would it do to -call
him Mr. HobinsonV"
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Mormaid Como with me to tho coral
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Tramp And git wot! Say, Mermy,
keep yer Jools, Truth.
A Hunt Slu'ii.
Wife I am quto confident we are go
ing to havo callers this evening.
Husband Why do you think so?
Wlfo Tho baby's so cross.
L. A. W. Bulletin.
No Dcrroaoe.
The crease In men's troucers Is gone;
Such is tho burden of rumors.
But there's no UBe feeling forlorn,
Look at the Increase in bloomers.
Why lie Dlil It.
Tho doed was dono; a bright flash In
tho grato nnd all wnB over. Mortimer
Mnxwoll had burned his unclo'B will.
Ho nnd his threo brothers would In
horlt tho estato equnlly,
Why did ho do this thing? His undo
had loved hltn nnd had treated his wild
escapades with lonlcncy and whon tho
old man realized that IiIb health was
falling, his heart yearned for tho hand
somo, wayward youth, and ho mndo a
will lcaylng his entire fortuno to Mortl
mor Mnxwoll.
It was this document thnt fell Into
tho young man's hands. After ho read
It ho hurled his faco In his hands nnd
remained for somo momonts In profound
thought. Suddenly he started up nnd
cried: "It must not bo! My brothers
shall nover havo an opportunity to con
test this will, nnd let this princely for
tuno bo devoured by tho grcody cor
morants of the law! Nor shall they lay
tho ilnttorlng unction to their souls that
they have bluffed mo Into an ainloablo
settlement."
And ho destroyed tho will as abovo
mentioned.
Then he went forth Into tho air with
tho free, glad step of a man who thinks
he has a lovel head. Exchange.
Somo TrntliH Atxtnt Truth.
Thero are few persons to whom tho
truth Is not a sort of Insult. Sogur.
Truth, like a mcdlclno, must ho quali
fied for the wenk and infantine. Zim
merman. II
What we havo In us of the Imago ot
God is the love of truth and Justice.
Dcmosthcios.
Truth is too simple for us; wo do not
like thoso who unmask our Illusions.
Emerson.
Somo peoplo look upon truth as an in
valid, win can only take the- air In a
close caniagc, with a gcntlomnn In n
black coai on the box. Holmes.
Tho groxtest truths are commonly the
Blmplost. Malosherbcs.
TIiohp I.onjj Night.
The clock struck Jan. 1 nnd then Feb.
15, but still she was alone.
The Esquimau wife slept but fitfully,
starting frcm a troubled dream overy
two or three weeks.
"Will ho never come?"
Presently, however, sho heard a fa
miliar footfall.
"Tanked again!" sho groaned. "It Is
hardly ten weeks since ho was drunk
before.
It was very late.
Tho gray dawn was already breaking,
and in less than a month it would bo
broad day. Detroit Tribune.
A I'retty 3ljrtrry.
Just why It Is so there's nobody knows.
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