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"Aha," exclaimed the Kins of Da
homey, Imperiously -waving his hand,
"you will observe that our Amazons
never retreat any more."
The potentate touched hla brow sig
nificantly. "Oh, yes," he proceeded, "our head
Is something larger than a peanut. We
knew what we were doing when we had
our soldiers fitted with uniforms that
wrinkle in the back. Yes." Detroit
Tribune.
Her Argument.
"I believe the world does turn round,"
declared a somewhat skeptical little
schoolgirl.
"What has convinced you?"
"I can see It whirl when I twist up In
my swing and then untwist."
"Isn't It you that whirls Instead of
the world?"
"Yes, but It goes after I stop," was
the conclusive reply. Ex.
KLC0K8EEYAT0RY DIKING HALL
Corner' llth and R Streets.
226 So. 1 1th St. Ground Floor.
Special l&aks to Stubents.
An Effectual Threat.
An Irish glazier was putting a pane
of glass In a window, when a groom,
who was standing by, began Joking
nlm, telling him to mind and put In plen
ty of putty. The Irishman bore the ban
ter for some time, but at last Bllenced
his tormentor by, "Arrah, now, be off
wld ye, or else I'll put a pain In yer
head wldout any putty!" Mercury
A Mitigating Circumstance.
"Is It truft that you used to be an in
ebriate and lie around drunk In the
streets?" auked Mr. Dusenberry of a
gentleman whose acquaintance he hart
recently made.
"Yes, but only in the most aristocratic
portion of the city."
She W'lllLrarn.
Girl Fr!'rd (at a Chicago wedding,
kissing the bride ecstatically) Oh, Fan,
you did splendid at the altar, and this
1b only your second.
Bride (complacently) Ye3, I've really
had very HUle practice.
LINCOLN FRUIT STAND
PUNNICELLI BIIOS., Props.
' DEALERS IN
FEUITS AND CONFECTIONERY.
Nuts. Cigars, and Tobacco,
fpeclnl attention lren to student nnl fatnllr
trade. Uooda dellvtntd to ull jmrU oftbe city.
JJ.VT. Cor. O and 12th Bta,
VAN DENBERG'S
1211 O STREET.
For Fine CamlicH, fee Cream,
Soda Water, and Bakery GoodH.
"Will Seat SO People.
Regular Board at SB2.50.
Tickets 3.QO.
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