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About The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 8, 1895)
J.; Pi V w o: b o b J' V v t 8 o o n u u t 0 t t t f t c c r OUn INTBUUIQBNT SIBTBHS. Hollo! Hollo! I lmvon't aeon you for quKo nwhllo. No? 1 haven't aeon you. Whoro havo you been ? Oil I I've boon homo. .So have I. Ilavoyou mjou tlio now frutr No. Haven't you really? No. llavo youV No. 'l'hoj any thoy'ro real swell. Oltl Thoy must K thoy liavo such a pretty pin. I don't think It's half as nice as our's. 1 don't either. Ilavo you soon Hnlpli today? No, Why ho's boon in tho halls all the morning. 1 haven't scon him. Well, I must go. So must I. Good bye. Good byo. 1'vo got a class. So have 1. Mine's Shakespeare. Mine's Tschycology. How do you like it? Awfully. There's such a nico young man has charge of tho lab. Isthnro? What's ho like? Oh, such pretty eyes and curly hair, and ho's awful big. I wish I took l'schy Ho's awful nice, Well 1 must go. Good byo. Good byo. Good byo. Good byo. lie tolls me when wo are going to have an exam. Oh! lluw nico. (iood bye. Good bye. Good byo. Good byo. Good bye. (And so on until thoy disappear in their respective class rooms). H.11.K. THK ROSK IN 11 HR HAIR. There's a scarlet rose in my lady's hair And her gown is silken white; On her cheek there's n delicate rosy glow Like the birth of a ruddy light. There's a pale white rose in my lady's hair And her gown is leaden white; Her cheeks are pale, nnd her slender hands Are clasped together tight. There's a phantom rose in my lady's hair And her gown is uiisty white; Tell her no more in all the world, Save in my dreams at night. William Reed Dunroy. THK VACUI.TV ON WHKKI.S. Up in the morning at break of day, Ere the hours of toil begin, The mathematician hies himself away Vox a quiet country spin. Deeply absorbed in thought profound He reflects as the pedals fly Thnt he travels each time the wheels go round The diameter's length x pi. Swiftly the man of classic lore, With his brain to rest resigned, Chases the morning mists away And scatters the dust behind. As he guides his wheel with steady baud Wherever his way may go, He gently murmurs in accents bland, "A'nflw eurrenlcm amo.'' The Miami Student. Tho Chancellor has promised tho managers of the foot ball team that ho will excuse anyone from class Tuesday afternoon who wishes to attend tho Doano game, (provided thoy attend). Tho class in English : will go in a body. How about that recitation Tuesday?. Verily tho Chancellor ranketh the English departmont. Burlington's persona'ly conducted oxourslons to Utah and California. A Pullman tourist sleeping car will leave Lincoln every Thursday at 12:15 .p. m. for Donvor, Salt Lake, Ogden, San Francisco and Los Angeles. Only $5 for a double berth Lincoln to Los An geles In ono of these cars. Remember there Is no change of cars. For full In formation and tickets apply at Bur lington & Missouri depot or city ticket olllce, corner Tenth and O streets. G. W. Bonnell, C. P. & T. A. a Tho Smith-Premier Typewriter Co. have moved their ofllco to 135 So. 11th Street, where thoy aro showing their nbw models Nos. 2, 3, and 4. If you have not examined them como in and do bo. A full lino of typewriting sup plies handled. Telephone 439. O. W. Eckerman, agent. Go to Constnncer's harbor shop, 1010 O Btroct. First clnss workmen employed. Wlint'H i Mint to Do? Lonosomoby Hollo, old man! Thought I'd como around and condolo with you. My wife, Is also away. Whlowly Don't ho sarcastic. It's not tho loneliness thnt worries mo, hut tho matter of letter-writing. Loncsoinby - How so? Wldowly Well, If 1 fill my lottora with deelnratlons of lovo, and toll hor how much 1 miss hor, she'll eomo homo to enjoy the sentimentality at elosor rango; If 1 write an Indifferent letter, sho'll eomo home to seo what's the mat- tor; and IT I don't wrlto nt all, sho'll como homo to seo If I'vo run off with anothor woman. So what's a man to do? Truth. Wlint l'lll it Out. "Accldonts?" snhl tho old soa cnptnln. "No, wo novor havo any to spunk of on this lino. Why, ono trip, about n yonr ago, tho ship enught flro down In tho hold and wo never discovered It till wo got Into port and bogan to unload." "That's strango. What put tho flro out?" "Why. It burned down through to tho soa and the water put It out. Couldn't hum tho wntor, you know." And the captain walked away smil ing, whllo the Interlocutor was so as tonished that ho novor thought to ask why tho ship did not sink. Colorcit Ittmmrk. Do mos' dnngorous hole In a man's pocket is at do top. Ono drop oh scan dal will spread obor a whole lifetime. A good monny mon mnlk delr bos' tlmo on de wrong track. Cupid Is alius rep resented as a baby because lub so fre quently dies In hits Infancy. Olb do people two pieces ob gossip at once an' dey'll 'cept do ono wld do mos' slandah in hit. Kf yo' wantor git obon wld an onomy fo'get his existence an' go too work too amount too sumthln'. Arkan snw Thomas Cat. Old MoiiiortPfu Little Girl Gran'pa says ho remom bors w'on tho snow was so deep It was up to his waist. Llttlo Hoy When? "Oh, over so long ago!" "Mehby It was w'on he was a little aby." Now York Weekly. Host quality regulation white cadet gloves are 10c nt the Ewlng Clothing Co., 1115 and 1117 O. Matilda Malonoy She's takln' on a Tot of airs jlst because sho's old enough tor wear a corslck. Ethol McSwath Yos, but sho ain't no heavy swell, for no real aristocrats don't novor wear their corslcks on do outsldo of dcr clothes, like dat. Truth. Tim Vlllnlii. He said ho would gladly drown for hor, To the depths of the sea go down for het ; But nlas! whon sho pleaded For bonnot she needed, He hadn't a single half-crown for hor! He said ho'd bo proud to die for her, Through water and fire to fly for her, Hut, whon out they go shopping, Although sho's near dropping, He boars not hor basket (heaped high) for her. Couldn't Tuko the Chnnrcn. "I'm going to give up my phtce at this here restaurant," said a Broadway waiter, with a look of disgust on his face. "Wlij ?" "Why? Why, because thoy Insist on my eating mushrooms beforo tho customers to show thorn they'ie not toadstools." Don Cameron's lunch counter, 118 south Eleventh street. DANCING SCHOOL OPENS. Miss Forguson, who conducted the dancing school so successfully in tho Lansing theatre dancing hall last fall, has returned and is again ready for business. Many unlvorslty students will testify to her ability to toach the Torpslchoroan art to awkwrd individ uals. New pupils can come In at any time. Regular lessons are given Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings at S o'clock. Anyone lntondlng taking dancing lessons should consult Mss Fer guson as soon as possible. She may be found at the hall fom 4to G p.m. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, or at her residence, 1C10 G street. As Miss Ferguson has tl c use of Lansing hall, parties desiring to secure it for dancing purposes may do so by arrangomont with her. The latest shapes nnd patterns in neckwear Just recolved at tho Ewlng Clothing company, 111C and 1117 O. 1113 Isn't versod in Latin, she doesn't paint on natln, Sho doesn't un derstand tho nrtful wlchory of oyos. Hut oh! suro, 'tis truo and cer tain sho Is very pat and pert In I Arranging tho component parts of luscious pumpkin pies. Sho cannot solve or twist 'om, viz.: Iho planetary system, She cannot toll a Vonus from a Sat urn In tho skies; Hut you ought to seo her grapple with tho fruit that's known as apple, And arrlvo nt quick conclusion whon sho tackles toothsome pies. Sho couldn't wrlto a sonnet, and sho couldn't trim a bonnet, Sho Isn't very bookish In her letter of replies; Hut she's much at homo oh, very! whon sho tnkes tho Juicy berry And manipulates qulto skillfully symposiums In pies. U.S. Kellor In Truth. PIPB8. At 1M. Young's, tho best vnrioly, and news and cigars, 1201 O street. llnri I.rnrnfil tlm t.cnnon. "At Inst 1 understand," Hlghcil Mr. Homellat, wearily, nh he put a slat In the bedstead, nnd saw that It didn't (It. "Understand what?" until his wife, hammering the tack Into the carpet. "At last." answered Mr. Homeflnt, "I understand the truo force of that phrase, "a moving scno."--Chlcco Hecord. Dnugrr. "Still, m heart, still." The shadows were swiftly falling nnd already the ohlll of night was upon them. "Still, m heart, still." Simply, yet Intensely, he told hor of his love. "Still, my heart, still," she whispered. Thuy were in a strange hummock, nnd the way her heart wan acting scared her almost to death. Detroit Tribune. It's Nlro to Up a Father. Batcho Are you ever troubled with a roaring In your ears at night? l'appe I should say I am. "What do you do for It?" "When 11 gets jnjlhutJl enn't stand It any longer I get up and- walk the floor with him fill he Mulcts down and goe to sleep. Cincinnati Tribune. H'L-oni to Consult. Doctor (to patient) What alls you? Patient Indeed. I don't know. 1 only know that I suffer. "What klnrt of a life do you lead?" "I work Ilk an ox, I eat like a wolf, I um as tlroM as a dog and sleep like a horse." "In that ciuie I should advise you to consult a veterinary surgeon." MiitrtmnnUl Itoiu, Col. YerKi I hear your son Is going to gel marrlc.1. Judge Puterby Yes, he ts about to become a llonedlct. "Why tion't you make him wait until he Is older md gets mora sense?" "Humph! If he should get a sensible spell he would not marry nt all." Tho .TunfttitiK' Trials. Teacher -31ve me the name of some quadruped. Tommy A dog. "Mention nnother." "A Jun bug." "A June bug has six legs." "What the matter with pulling off two of tilt in?" A Cranky l'ntlent. Doctor (to patient) I don't wish to trlghten you. If you havo no objec tions, I would like to call in a couple of my brovher dootorB. Irascible Patient All right! If you need any assistants In murdering me, call In your accomplices. An KIcMincnt Woman. "What did your wife say when you got homn at two o'clock In the morn ing?" askcrt Pete Amsterdam of Mr. Westslde, the day after the club din ner. "What dl4 she say? Why, she has no finished talking yet." Ex. Ed Young's for new cigars, pipes and tobacco 1201 O street. Fountain pons at all prices, from 1 to 81.50 at Herpolsheimor As Go's Hook Department. The Lincoln news agency, headquar ters for news, magazines and novels. Harper's Century, Munsey's, Scrlbner's, Cosmopolitan and other periodicals al ways In stock. N. E. corner Eleventh and O streets, Richard block, J. E. Pearson, manager. Don Cameron's lunch counter, 118 South Eleventh street. KB L el LLLLLLLLLLLLbLLLml. W& 226 So. 1 1th St. Special Hates F0RTlie Latest Hair Cul THEY SAY WE'RE ALL RIGHT. S. E. Cor. 12th & 0. StZQe LATEST. atDONSERYATORY DIKING HALL Corner Nth and R Streets. "Will Seat SO People. RegiilaT1 I3oarci at SB2.50. 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