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About The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1895)
KI.IAH ItAMOIt. Tho nbovo cut Ih u portrait of EIIiih Maker, Hid populist candidate for elork of tho diatricL court and omlor.su.il 1V tlio Uomocratic party. IIo i.s pro prietor of tho well known O .struct clothing Iiouhc ami Is well known to a majority of University students. Man agers of tho varloitH college publica tions know him through bin generous treatment, as lie has a space with all of them. He is one of the best known men in tho county. During tho one term in which holms served as clerk ho has endeavored to to conduct tho affairs of the olllco in an olllcicnt and satisfactory manner, and it i.s conceded that his efforts in that diicctiou have been eminently successful. Mr. linker has been recently re-nominated for tho second term ami is now before the people of tho county for their sulT rage and support If re elected ho will continue to discharge the duties entrusted to him in an ac ceptable manner. THE COLLEGE WORLD. Ex-l'resldont Harrison lias been of fered tho presidency of tho Indiana Statu University. Tho Chicago athletic club is making arrangements for a trip which, if car ried out. will bo the longest toot ball trip over made. It will bo through California, Oregon, Montana, Colorado ami possibly Now Orlonns. They will play the teams of the leading colleges nnii athlfltic clubs in this territory. Fcroase tho interest in games, Mr. Cuylor, chairman othe Princeton advisory board, has olfercd a cup to the class winning the championship. As a re ward foi individual effort the manage ment will also give a grand-stand ticket to tho Yale game to each mem ber of tho winning class team. Chicago University lias refused for tho present to notice any applications for tho degree of LL. D. Ninety-nine What kind of huts do tho fellows wear hero, anyhow? Ninety-eight Oh, whatever suits their heads best. Most of tho fresh men wear soft ones. Ex. COLLEGE COMMANDMHNT9. I. Thou shalt worship no other col lego than tho Uni. II. Thou shalt not mako unto thy self any ponies nor put into any recita tion the likeness of a bluff. Thou shalt not writo funny verso for tho oxcliango editor, for such sins are visited upon tho third and fourth generations, for tlioy will bo dug up as original years hence and indicted upontlio.se that fol low these commandments. III. Itemomber tho Uni yell to keep it ho(w)ly, for ho will not bo kept sound that useth not this yell. IV. Honor thy Alma Mat?r and lier ideals, and look not alono to socials nor frats, for scholarship is tho jowel of tho college, and sterling worth is her adornment; soo that thou prefer these or tho days of thy collego life may bo too long. V. Six days shalt thou work and keep thyself in tho class roam, and tho seventh day thou shalt write a letter unto thy household and ask for much gold. For in six days the expenses ro great and bills tiro collected, whereup on tho almighty dollar has blessed and hallowed thy debts. VI. Remember the ponies to keep them fed and groomed. VII. Thou slialt not commit dopre dations when tho Uni wins a foot ball game. VIII. Thou shalt not steal hats. IX. Thou slialt not visit thy neigh bor's house and swipe his note books. X. Thou shalt not covet tho bugs of tho froHhman nor his butterllle.s, nor his beetlos, nor anything that is the freshman's. With revisions, from an exchange. Tim McCarthy Say, Gull, wot kind of or dawR Is dat ilawg o' yourn, aro ho a t'orouglilireotl? Cully McCall You hot ho nro ho'n a Irish sottor ho's alius sottln' around whon cloys Hoinothlnk to do. What kind Ih yourn? Tim Mlno mus' ho a fox hound; ho's bo (lorn foxy, whonovor I go to shoot at nnythlnk ho runs bohlnt a tree Truth. Horn anil llnrimfttir. In Himimor ho sworo at tho swoUorlng heat And la wlntor ho cursed at tho cold; Uut what ho will do la tho sweet by-aiul-by In a talo that will novor ho told. Might I.uy llurinlf Optut to Arrnt. Mrs. McHiido (ontorlng tho kltchon) Hrhlgot, didn't 1 soo that policeman IcIhs you? Hrldgot Well, mum, suro an' yoz wouldn't hov mo lay mosllf opon to nr rlst for roslstln' an onlcer, mum? Too Long. "Why havo you given up your on gngoiaoat with Miss Long? "On account of her past." "What!" "Yes; It Is too long." Seldom Nutlsllt'tl. Wlion wo got ono touch of a torrid wave, Wo howl and kick at tho horrid boat; And whon old Morons blows a blast, Tho things wo say aren't lit to ropeat. Wlmt I Your Nit inn? Patronizing Old Goat What Is your name, my little man? Young Innocent Robert, sir. "Hut what la your other naiiio?" "Dob." YVitntitil Flower on Her (iriive. Brldo (on shipboard at sea in a storm) I feol so sick, my dear, and If I should die, and they bury mo bore, you'll some times conio and plant flowers on my grave, won't you, darling? Why Shu Novor Smllcil. "Dora must havo suffered some tor rlblo disappointment. One novor sees hor Bmllo nowadays. What Is tho mat ter?" - VJJirre. front- ioelh-tfulled." Makes 1 1 lilt it Holler Mini. H3 It makes mo a better man ovory tlmo I kiss you, my darling. She Oh, my dear Harold! How good you must bo now. Ileuuty. Beauty, thoy soy, Is only skin deep, but In many cases It never goes doepor than face paint and powder. Genuine. Hairdresser Yes; I prldo mysolf. on tho fact that all tho falso hair I sell Is thoroughly genuine. Tho Smith-Pi omlor Typewriter Co. havo moved their olllco to li)5 So. 11th Street, where thoy aro showing their Nicw 3ioni-; i.s Nos. 2, 51, and I. If you havo not examined them come in and do so. A full lino of typewriting sup plies handled. Tolophono -1511). C. W. Eckernian, agent. Best quality regulation white cadet gloves are 10c at the Ewlng Clothing Co., 1115 and 1117 O. Don Cameron's lunch counter, 118 south Eleventh street. Go to Constanccr'fl barber shop, 1010 O street. First class workmen employed. Don Cameron's lunch counter, 118 South Eleventh Btreet. The Lincoln news agency, headquar ters for news, magazines and novclQ. Harper's Century, Munsey's, Scrlbner's, Cosmopolitan and other periodicals al ways in stock. N. E. corner Eleventh and O Btreets, Richard block, J. E. Pearson, manager. Ed Young's for now cigars, pipes and tobacco 1201 O street. Burlington's personally conducted excursions to Utah and California. A Pullman tourist sleeping car will leave Lincoln every Thursday at 12:15 ,p. m. for Denver, Salt Lake, Ogden, San Francisco and Los Angeles. Only $5 for a doublo berth Lincoln to Los An geles in one of these cars. Remember there is no change of cars. For full In formation and tickets apply at Bur lington & Missouri depot or city ticket ofllce, corner Tenth and O streets. G. W. Bonnell, C. P. & T. A. Tho Ti'iUli !ruhoil lllni. "No Cu'iilil'n dnrt 10'or pldrcotl my hmirt, Kor I'm iiivulrioriililo, mlsa," Said Cholly Churl Unto ii girl Who coyly offered him a kiss. Hlio gave a glanco At hi in 'iiakanco, Wliloh made Ills rattled hralnlot whirl; And thqn ho swooaod When soft ulio crooned, "You must woar corsets iniido of atool." A Mountain I'hkh. lOngllsh Tourist Tho landlord tolls mo, my dour, that no ono Is allowed up this part of tho mountain without a apodal penult signed by tho police. Ills Spouse Indeed, John; I supposo that's what thoy call a mountain pass. A Menu Ainu. "I woiulor," said a young Hnrlom lady "why Hymen Is always ropro sontod as carrying a torch." To which hor baoliolor undo snoor Ingly responded: "To Indicate that ho always makes It warm for pooplo who marry." A Moilnrii Mm-tyr. "What makes you look so worn and weary, As If you were quite tired of Ufo?" "Alasl" ho sighed, la acconts dreary, "I'vo just boon shopping with my wife." (Jliitngcil Her Xu me. Ho You lioro a good nanio when you married mo. She Yes. Ho Hut you don't now. Sho Hut you know I changed It whon I married you. 'I hut Wn Ills ItiiHlueiH. Imp I say, boss, how do you llko this habit that pooplo on earth aro getting Into of cremating their dead? Satan I don't llko It at all; I'm sup posed to attend to that. The Letter "r" Tho addition of tho letter "1" to tho motto on our colnngo would prove highly satisfactory to the nntl-sllvor-ltcs. "In Gold Wo Trust." The latest shapes ami patterns In neckwear just received at tho Ewing Clothing company, 1115 and 1117 O. .PACING JiIQQIiOEENJg. Miss Ferguson, who conducted the dancing school so successfully in tho Lansing theatre dancing hall last fall, has returned and is again ready for business. Many university students will testify to her ability to teach the Terpslchorcan art to awkwrd individ uals. Now pupils can come in at any time. Regular lessons uro given Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings at 8 o'clock. Anyone Intending taking dancing lessons should consult Mss Fer guson us soon as possible. She may be found at tho hall fom 4to G p.m. on Mondays, Wcdnesduys and Fridays, or at her residence, 1C10 G street. Ah Miss Ferguson has tho use of Lansing hall, parties desiring to secure it for dancing purposes may do so by arrangement with her. YOUR CHOICE OF 500 OVERCOATS AT $10.00 SATURDAY, BAKER CLOTHING HOUSE 1039 0 STREET. C. A. SHOEMAKER, M.D., (U. OV N , SO.) Office, No. 1134 I, St., Ground Floor HOURS, 7 TO 0 A.M.; 1 TO 3 AND 7 TO 0 P M. Telephone G85. -f-'.f-- -.. Maltev iboge . . . PRINTER 1115 P Street, Lincoln CARDS, PROGRAMS, IN VI'ATIONS Good Work. Trues Reasonr.ble. The Ewlng Clothlntr company are the V 'uiooun jo sjojioto pooiad rninrad vuu wm uujivinco you. J no anu illiwj. KfiO L e t 4i0flHBi tm 226 So. 1 1th St.Ground Floor. Special Hates to s Stubents. wHmUDjw VIA THE UNION PACIFIC . . TO . . "The Italy of America," Southern -California has very truthfully been callod; with its fruita and flowers, u Veritable Summerland. Students, whoa you want to go hoinooithor to points on tho main lino or to Ahvays-tekeU flf y City Ticket Office E. D. SLOSSON, Goneral Agent. F0R The Lai est Hair Gut THEY SAY WE'RE ALL RIGHT. S. E. Cor. 12th & 0. ft Sai LATEST. fftrst Wat1! Sana, LIXCOI.N, NEB. Capital, Surplus, $400,000.00 100,000.00 OFFICERS: N. S. HARWOOD i'rcsldcnt. CIIAS. A. HANNA, Vice-President. F. M. COOK. Casliier. C.S. I.1PPINCOTT, mid II. S. FREEMAN, Ass't Cashiers DIRECTORS: N.S. Harwooi), 1. 1). Maci'Aulam), ClIAS. A. llANNA, T, M MAKQUKITK, John Pitohkami John II. Amhs, 1). W. Co k, J L. Carson, F. M. Cook. A. U. Ci.auk. J. Ii. Wmoht, F. E. Johnson, J. II. McClay, President. Vice-President. Cashier, John Amhs, Ass't Cashier. THE Columbia Natl Bank, LINCOLN, NEB. Capital, $250,000. DIRECTORS: A. S. Raymond, Chas. West, Thos. Cociiiian. 114 SOUTH 12th STREET Is tho place to get your Choiee Ameri can lieauty nnd llosea of any shade. Carnations and all lloral work guaran teed. Decorations a specialty. PREY & TREY, Florists, St)oe You Swdersonigwaj 2$Dd$iS' 1213 O ST Q N-pAd FI C. 1044 O Street. J. T. MABTIN, gCity Tiokot Agont. leyn LINCOLN FRUIT STAND l'UNNIOELLI UROS., Props. DEALERS IN FRUITS AND CONFECTIONERY. Nuts, Cigars, and Tobaoco. Special attention silvan to student nnil family trade. Uoods dellvored to nil parts ol the city, N.W. Oor. O and 12tu Sts. W. F. COLE, Proprietor Capital fiotei Barter Sf?op Corner 1 lth &P Sts. SHAVING IOo THE COMMERCIAL BARBER SHOP. DOES THF BEST WORK. The Finest Bath Rooms in the City. Student)' patronnKo solicited, Agency lor tho Host Laundry. 120 North 1 lth Street. H, W. BROWN, DRUGGIST. Books and Stationery, College Text-Books. And a Complete Stock ot Standard and Miscellaneous Books 217 SO. ELEVENTH ST. SAL THEfoSTnvjiiN tKr-MSTOHCy? 4Kttu3uHv m -.
