At ti rocont olootion of oditors, for Iho "Qophor" tho Mhmosotn Annnnl, tho frata nnd barbs buried tho bntohot, nnd mngimnri noualy olootod oach olhor. Prof. " To what kingdom dooa tho star fish belong?" Miss J. "I am not qui to euro, but I think to tho kingdom of honvon."--JiiUsdalo Collegian. Tho atudonta of Drake Univor eity Thursday rocoivod a visit from tho foundor ot tho insutu tion, Gonoral Drako. Ho was grooted by thorn with wildest on thnsiasm. On his recommenda tion thoy woro granted a holiday on Washington's birthday. The new building of tho Uni versity of the City of Now York vill bo ten stories high and will cost $700,000. I soon n sonior With solemn demonnior A walking tho stroot, ndown. His lmt blow on sir And it. mmlo mo lotf sir, To soo tho whools go rown. - A Vmiv. iHe Never Cares to wnnaer. Some students soom to take Hfo easy, Others take whato'or thoy can, some take oooks nocmisu us cheaper Than to buy from the Co-op man : Some take overcoats in cold weather, "When their wants exceed their "chink,1' But if they should just take mine. They would hear iho hand-cuffs clink. 77. F. G UC AG, j SPECIALIST. Hnvinir iicriiiniiciitly locatci in Lincoln, I doMiiv to call tin nlli'iitioii of any who nr trmihloil Willi dclcctivo vision. Ilint I . -- -- -- ..- , . correct nil errors of Itofrnctinn and Mus- t culnr ItiRufliciuncy. Almost as much discomfort arises tfrom lletoronhorin as from Ainctro- pliorm. E. BETJCE MAGEE, 1127 0 St., Lincoln, NeU Booms 12 & 13. ..BEST LADHDRY COMPANY IS THE PLACE FOR STUDENTS TO PATRONIZE; Phone 579. 2208 0 St. a: ( Tho PnmmorPiQl Rarhor hfUl DOES THE BEST "WORK. The. Finest Uatli Rooms in the City. Student patronage nollclted. Agency for the Ilent I4IXUOUVJ. I 120 X. 11 th Street. .RJ.HETRICK Cigars Tobacco and NeWS , . If the Students will try "Hetrick's Special" 5 c Oigax IV e nro mire thoy will bo pleased. NEW SILU'E-NEW STOCK. Jiews Stand in Connection. 15tl & 0 StH., IiltACK m.OOIC. COPYRIGHTS. CAN 1 OBTATN A rATENTf For a Srompt nnsvror and un honest opinion, write to IUNN Si CO., who Imvo hnd nearly Hfty years' experience In the patont business. Communica tions utrlctlyconndentiul. A Jliiitilliook or In formation concornlwz I'litontH and bow to ot- iXOlU lUUIU BIHIl ruu- rilBU u uumiuhuw - .-.--li-l i-i. Mnnt IHn ti.ir.lr unlit. trP.1. Patents tuken tlirouf.li Jlunn & Co. recolvo vpeoial notice In the Mrlmitlll- Aiimripnn, ana thus aro uromi.i- widely ueinri" uiu puunumw out cost to tlie inventor Tins splpnuld paper, Muod weouiy. oiocuiitiy niusiru uni, hub uy juriiiu iraest circulation of any Boiontlllc work In tbo rorld. 83 n year, Minnie coihps sent ireo. JyU-IUIUU iwitlliu, iuuiihiiji .v"'-"" -" .- ,...J P.li.l-... mnMi v 9 fl n VAI11 umou. monuiiv, . HlnRlo beau- rul Pistes, In colors, und iibotoRrunlis of now num. with nliinn. enabllnc builders to show tbo lies, zili cenw. livery iiuumur uuiiuuub ucuu- i'Mt designs and securo contracts. Address IUNN & UU NEW xuuu, uux UUU4UK4H I 7t w Muslims. Como tako a walk up tho broad old stairway of tho university. Hoar how thoy croak and groan undor our footalops. How many million foot have tramped up and down horo in the yoara gono by! Somo tripping lightly, others go ing painfully and woarly along, AVhoro are the feet now that made tho old stairways creak? Thoy arc tramping ovor the world. Somo of thorn are trending in pnl- aces, somo walking in tho ways of poverty and hardships and some aro high in honor in tho world. Somo are bound togothor in a rest that, that will never break, out undor tho soil. Some ore seeking and longing for rost and find it not. But wo tread lightly. We laugh and sing, and think not of those who aro gone. Wo pass up and down, bent only on our own en joy mont, and tho old stops alono know tho story of tho past. Tho old pino trees out on tho campus wavo thoir arms in .the broezo. They look sedate and prim. If they could but tell the secrets they know! What dainty lovo storios they could loll. What beautiful pictures thoy could por tray of splendid young men pouring into tho oars of beau tiful young women their first holy lovo vows! What tondor, whisnored words, sweeter than honey, ssveolor far than tho whis pering of thoir own green brandies, could they toll if thoy only had tongues! And. too, what groat disappointments could thoy toll! What wild yearnings that were uttered alone there, with no one but the stars and the old pines to hear! What heartbroken wails of souls that saw their hopes blighted and their roses turned to ashes before thoir view! Lut thoy toll no story to you and mo. Thoy whisper to each other, they bend and nod in a knowing way, but wo know not thoir language and can only sigh at tho hints of storios that they give us. To and fro, to and fro, swing tho doors of the clear old "uni."" From morning: until nigdit it is a ceasoloss swing. Hither and von tho students rush. The bells ring, classes march in and out. The halls are crowded, Happy greet ings are exchanged. Bright faces look out from the crowd that surges to and fro, and again dark faces look out. From all parts of these great states are gathered to gether this great body of students. Some have como from happy homes and all their wants are supplied. They have nothing to worry them but their lessons. No wonder that they are light hearted and g:n Some are working: their own way through the school. They have no one to help them, they must fight their own battles. Sometimes they find work and sometimes not, thoy have the worry of thoir studies and the cares of life besides; is it any wonder if they look bitter some times and their faces are clouded V Perhaps a young mun comes to the university and is hungry for an education. He is poor. He must work his way. He enters and studies hard. He finds work for awhile. But after a few weeks liis work fails.' He is compelled to leave. In bitter anguish ho goes home, Chinking he has made a failure. Those who saw him go think ho has failed. But no. Ho has not failed. It is a success to want to got an education. He who has awakened to the fact that an education is desirable, has al ready succeeded. There aro many slumbering souls who never awaken to the fact that there is any thing; but a dull round of money making, inane society func tions, and sinful pleasures. So. young man, if you must Oeave tho old "uni," do notdoapair. You have shown your dosiro for a higher world and yon will 11ml it somo timo and somohow. W. RliKt) Dunuoy. Apropos of tho recent football discussions, comes a story of tho (iraeco-Trojan football game played before Troy on Thanksgiv ing Day, 800 H. C. It is an amus ing sk'it, published by Tub Nk uitASKAX, an original and attract ive paper published at tho Uni versity of Nebraska. The Iliad and modern football tactics aro sadly mixed. Ajax is center rush for Ci recce; Odysous quarter back; Achilles and Agamemnon, halves; Mcnclaus, fullback. -Kne-ah, Hector ami Priam aro the star players of Troy University, in the lirst half I lector scores a touch down by terrible end rushes, but lueas fails to kick goal. In the second half Palroehlus is laid out in a scrimmage; Achilles takes the place, doll's hi "bran new sweater,' " and, by a series of Mine buckings," advances the ball to within ten yank of the Troy goal, where he is tackled hard by Hector. In tho full Hector is injured anil Achilles carried the pigskin over the lino amid hearty applause, Odysseus kicks an easy goul, and a few mo ments later timo is called. Thus ended the famous game on the Ilium liold. Final score, G-4. The story is effectively illustrated, and rollccts credit on its author. 7'if Jivder. Frost Fancies. 1IY W, KURD IHINItOY. The Frost-king enmo from his homo in tho north, And busily, wlulo I slept, Tho mngic touch of hib ice-tipped brush Ovor my windows ho swopt, Tho wmith-liko scenos of his northern homo In spectral linos ho wrought; Tho aerial touch of his cunning hiiud Outlined his subtle thought. Tho crystal citvos where tho icy winds In deep recesses hide, And fenthory pines and hemlocks tall, With hrauchos roaching wide; And ice borgs fast in frozon sous, And branching roindeor horns, And quaint and whimsical olfln forms Like griillus and unicorns; And a castlo whito, with gleaming lowers And fanciful, fragile walls, With loopholoh and ports of curious shupos, And strange, mysterious halls. Hut the jealous sun, whou day had duwned, Gazing hard at tho Frost-king's work, Erasod with a burning, flory glance Each queer and freakish quirk; And castlo and trees and frozon sons All vanished I know not whore, Like the phantom shapes of my fairest dreams, As frail and Hooting as air. The holiday numbers of nearly all the exchanges have been unusu ally attractive. Thjj Nmjjkaskan, of Lincoln, deserves special men tion, lib it contains very good pic tures of two football elevens, the editorial stall', Chancellor Caniiold, several views of different parts of the campus showing; a number of fine buddings, and much good reading matter. Argus. Good Bye Graphics. I've passed in graphics, so they say, "By (he sln'n of -my 1aolh" and I feel gay ; And if they pass me in the spring, I'll be too happy for anything; But if they out ray poor head oil', I'll get a gun and shoot the Prof. Jamas S. Sarijeani. L. BLUMEflTHAL, Any OLD II AT Hindu over aa good 110 nevr. Also, Clttkts Clianid, Dyad, ft Repaired. IOSO 1? STBKKT. Subscribe for The Nebraskan. The University Conservatory of Music Is ready to receive pupils of any degree of advancement, In all Branches of Music. With a full corps of instructors and the advantages ex tended by the University, it is enabled to offer to all a musi cal education not equaled elsewhere in the West, and far su perior to the training which it is possible to obtain from private instruction. Students are cordially invited to visit the new building, and inform themselves of all tho privileges ofiercd. For further information apply to Willard Kimball, Director. CALL AT- Mead's News and Cigar Stand - FOR Fine Cigars, Tobacco I Stationery. All the Latest Novels The WORLD-HERALD and CHICAGO PAPERS delivered to any part of the city by carrier. L. L. MEAD, PROP., 118 SO, 11TH STREET. ESTEY & CAMP, Pianos and Organs ! r 1 39 South All the Newest and Most Popular Songs at the Lowest Prices. PHANK A. GEAHAM, Livery and Boarding Stables. 1027 and 1029 Q Street. Telephone 147 "wrwin" Rutcliins & Hyatt SELX. ALL. IGOALI AT REDUCED RATES. 1040 O Street Telephone 225, SULPH0-SAL1HE BATH-HOUSE ANI SANITARIUM. COR. 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