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About The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 14, 1895)
MMIIME"WIIIMMnillHHBim mwwwn ii u i iuhwwwwww t u TJIB JSTBJBKAQjKAiV o 4Jj i FRESHMAN MATH. EXAM. I. If " throo rings" will tho janitor would it necessarily follow that "one culls two?" II. If tho neromotor at a height of Beventy-fivo foot complotos 420 revolutions per mimito how many tiuios will (a) Prof. Allen's whiskors vibrato, one story below; (b) Prof. Hitchcock, two stories bolow? III. If it takes 142 yards of calico to mako an olophaut a pair of doublo breasted brocohos, how much sawdust must a hen oat to lay a plank ton foot long ? IV. If they change editors four times a somostor, what are tho ohancos for auothor issuo this yoar V V. If Oulver has threo weather signals on tho flag staff, what was the state of tho woathor tho week bo foro and what tnno will tho band play tomorrow ? VI. If ft freshman registers for twonty-ono hours, how much crodit will ho got for his somostor's work? VII. According to tho laws of Nobraskn a man cau charge time-and-a-half for all ovortimo work, and doublo time for all work done on Sunday. To what oxtent is this statute enforced by studohts taking Europoan history ? VIII. If wo don't, got an appropriation this year, how many studonts will bo turnod nway next year? IX. Now that tho Co-op has tho floor painted, will it bo necessary to sweep tho floor again this yoar? X. If 180 stops por minute is tho regulation cadonco for doublo time, how many stops will a cadot have to take to keep with tho music of tho cadot band how many times will he have to ohango step in gohi" five foot? CHARACTER SKETCH. He has become rather prominent during tho last few months prominent as a whole. Parts of him have always been prominent. For instance, his smilo will break window lights, tho Sabbath, and put tho firo out It is a wonderful smilo. Probably no one ovor saw a similar one. You can almost hear it. As for tho person himself, he is queer. Iu Pollycon oIrrb he's got wheels in his head; shows it by con tinually trying to got tho wheels out of other peoples' heads. He's probably brainy enough, but thinks he's four ounces more brainy than tho rest of 'em put to gether. He's excruciatingly eccentric; too utterly so for any utter uso; somotimos. You'll meet him in tho hall, and in your most dulcet tones say, " Hello th ore, ," and he'll let loose that beautiful, pile-driving smilo at you, shout "Hollo yourself I" and tramp past you " tramp " is tho word leaving you a good deal chagrined at getting nothing worth remembering but reaainjr Sf a pupor in 'Juui lor and toward tho last got tho smile. ilo was Themes" class ono day, twisted up ovor his writings; so after smiling a hole through the paper and remarking " Well I guoss I'm stuck," crammed his essay into his pockot and fell into his seat Ho's going to Kansas. May tho angols and minis ters of grace go 'long with him and defend " them folks down thoro. " WANTED. Two arms around my nock entwine, A smooth chcok closoly pressos mine; I know what such caresses moan, And in my chair I backward lean. "What is it, daughter mino? " I say; u What is it that you want to-day? Somo more now drossos, or a hat? " "No, dear papa, it isn't that." "I hope it isn't laces, then?" "You dear old dad, just guoss again." " Moro diamonds, or, perhaps, a pearl? No? Then what do you want, my girl? " MI don't want anything; yousoo It's Tom, this timo, and ho wants mo." CHARTER DAY CELEBRATION. Oharter-day will bo celebrated in all its solomnnoss this year as usual. Thoro will bo no recitations, but tho battalion will probably go on dress parado, and have inspection. Tho following is the program for tho day. 1869 CHARTER DAY 1895. FEBRUARY FIFTEENTH. Buildings and grounds open to tho public from 2 to 6 P.M. Informal Departmental Receptions in . tho various lecture rooms, laboratories, libraries and museums; with exhibits of apparatus and other educational appliances. Dross parade by tho Cadet Battalion at 3 p.m., tho weather permitting. Tho Chancellor nnd tho President of tho Board of Regents, with tho Orator of tho :lay, will recoivo tho Faculty, State Officers aud Members of tho Legislature, Grant Memorial Hall from 5 to U P.M. CHARTER DAY ORATION At tho Lansing Theatre, 8 p.m., br President Andrew V. V. Raymond, LL. D., of Union College, Now York. ur kS. .'I'sttS -Ex.
