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Our Co-eds Aren't that Way.
A little iron,
A cunning curl ;
A box of powder,
A pretty girl.
A little rain,
Away it goes ;
A homely girl
With freckled nose.
lialcr licacon.
McCarty: Is this McCanty?
McCanty: It is.
McCarty: Send mc clown a bale o' hay.
McCanty: An' who's it phor?
McCarty: Me mule, ye spalpeen. Ex.
"Adam," said Eve,
As they went out the gate
When ordered to leave,
"Is my hat on straight?" .E.v.
Editor: "Your poem, 1 fear will hardly suit us,
madam. Your feet arc all wroncr." Poetess: "Sir!"
One-third of the university students of Europe die
prematurely from the effects of bad habits acquired in
school; one-third die from lack of exercise and the
other third govern Europe. Ex.
The Editor.
The editor snt in Ins sanctum
Lotting his lessons rip,
Rucking his brain for nn item,
Stealing all ho could clip.
Tho editor sat in his class room
As if gotting over n drunk,
His phiz was clouded with awful gloom
For ho'd made a total Hunk.
Un iveruity Ch ron icle.
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THE MIRROR
Wc went to Burlington Beach.
We wandered on the sand.
The moon was coming up;
! held her little shawl.
I held her little shawl.
How fast the time Hies.
The band played "After the Hall."
I gazed into her -lunch basket.
1 gazed into her lunch basket,
And wished I had a taste.
There sat my little "Mascot."
My arm was 'round her umbrella.
My arm was 'round her umbrella.
On tho beach we quietly sat;
I softly whispered " Stella."
She was sitting on my handkerchief.
She was sitting on my handkerchief,
This charming little miss.
Her eyes were full of mischief,
Antl I slyly stole a sandwich.
I slyly stole a sandwich.
Although 'twas hardly fair
The moon rose o'er the water
I stroked her shining poodle.
A moral to this little song
Is a moral that's easy to see
Be sure when you've tried this thing
You tell it as well as he. A". K and Z.
A Mosquito.
At last upon a senior's head
- He settled down to drill
He bored away for half an hour
And then he broke his drill. X.
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