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Dean G. (i) Wc know of no vacancy at present on
the Yale team. We will let you know when the first
opening presents itself. You were indeed fortunate to
get your "phi." into all of the foot ball photographs.
(2) Neither is their any vacancy on the Nkiikaskan
staff. You will have to wait perhaps you can content
yourself by sitting on the Nkiikaskan desk.
G. K. F. No, we don't know of any row or scrap
going on just now. Yes, wc think you did an exceed
ingly witty thing in posing as a junior in the late senior
junior scrap. You fooled them nicely by your boister
ous demonstrations none of them suspected that you
arc a scant freshman, you have plenty of confidence.
However, don't forget the old adage about ''Angels
fearing to tread," etc.
WHAT THEY THINK IT IS.
On account of the numerous inquiries coming into
the Nkiikaskan office asking about the pennant, a re
porter was sent out to interview those who might be sup
posedto know.
The Chancellor I'm not prepared to say, but if it is
very big we will not have room for it.
l'rof. Lees If it's only a name, wc arc just as proud
of the boys for winning it.
The "Lieut." What I excused the boys from dril'
for.
Capt. Dcrn Like the glory of winning it an unknown
quantity.
Hamming A long-felt want supplied.
Jones A release from severe training.
Wilson Words, words, words.
Shuc What mamma won't let me play with.
Oury A sign of brawn, brains and muscle.
Whipple What wc fought, bled and died for.
Yont The smiles of the co-eds.
Fair Something to smoke.
Flip Maybe it's the captaincy.
Iowa Much ado about nothing.
Kansas P plus L minus Si, 000.
Missouri A mirage what wc thought wc had.
Tcclc A pass to Kansas for the team.
Weaver What wc didn't get last year.
Riley The "rag" for the rest of the year.
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UNLESS WE CUT AN APPROPRIATION PROF. ADAMS WILL GO UP TO THE NEXT FLOOR.