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SHARPS AND FLATS,
on nut rti.uu cr,un tuiin
Quoth the fly iiRsitaut limungor,
Arising from his hunk,
I imiAt carry to the morning train
That 'thousand-pounder' trunk.
I woulil gladly risk suspension
Or in my classes flunk,
lint 1 much dislike to shoulder
The heavy glee club trunk.
A OI.HU CI.Ull IDYL.
A charming little fairy
Came tripping down the street,
'Twas hero she met with Harry,
Who thought her very sweet.
Now Harry's such n masher,
That's what he says himself;
And she was hut a hasher,
This charming little elf.
Twas then she winked at Harry
As hard as e'er she could
This charming little fairy,
Out from beneath her hood.
That Harry thou addressed her,
His words were clear to me;
He'd certainly carressed her,
But ever) one could sec.
He asked her, quite, romantic,
'A cream, my bonny dear?"
Her answer came insUntic
"Maze, sorr, Oy'll take a beer."
Now when our handsome Harry
Walks on n sunny day,
If he meets a little fairy
He looks Hip other wo.y.
EXCHANGE.
There nrc forty-three agricultural col
leges in the United States.
Drown University will celebrate its
one hundredth anniversary in June.
Dartmouth students have pledged
1,000 to the support of their base ball
team.
While vacation always begins with a
V, it always ends with a great scarcity
of them. K.v.
The University of Pennsylvania bnse
ball team has twenty-eight scheduled
games for the spring season.
The Ai'iftis, M. S. U., prints the decis
ions of the moot court of the Law Col
lege for the benefit of the law students.
Yale men will issue a book on "Yale
Wit and Humor," consisting of collec
tions from the "Yale Record" during the
years 1889-113.
It will soon be a question whether the
letters in the college degree B. A. stand
for Bachelor of Arts or for Bachelor of
Athletics. E.v,
On entering the Agricultural College
of Mississippi the student is asked if he
haj firearms in his possession, and if he
has, he is required to turn them over to
the Chancellor.
St Peter "Halt."
New Spirit "Can't I come in?"
St. P. "I'd rather you wouldu't. You
are just out of college and we don't need
any advice about running the universe."
kv.
Hearts were made to break;
Cheeks were made to blush;
Eyes were made to look at boys;
Lips were made to oh, hush.
West M dryland Monthly.
I saw the man who drove the hearse
Grin like a fiend Jor a minute;
"Why, sir," I asked, "this ill-timed
mirth?"
"Because," he chuckled, "I'm not in it."
University Cynic.
Engraved on his cuffs
Were the Furies and Fates,
And a delicate map of the Dorian states,
And they found in his palms, which
were hollow,
What is frequent in palms that is dates.
Ex.
"Wei?, Charles," said the proud
father, "you are to be graduated in June.
"What are your ideas as to selecting your
profession?" "I think I'll be a lawyer,
father. I am fond of ease." "Ease'
Do you consider the lawyer's profession
one of ease?" "It certeinly is at the
start. Young lawyers never have much
to So." Ex.
"So yer gointer send Hiram ter col
lege," said Mrs. Comtossel. "Yep," re
plied Josiah. "I want all the boys ter
have a good eddication." "So do I. But
I do wish we could do something pre
cautionary like. S'pose we take him
down ter the "squire jes' "before he starts
an' git him bound over ter keep the
peace." Ex.
The Juniors and Sophomores of the
Missouri State University have adopted
class uniforms. The Juniors are known
by the Oxford cap with a red tassel to
distinguish them from the college girls.
The Knowing Sophs may be distin
guished from the "commons" by an
Eaton cap in which their class colors are
used. Argus,
Lincoln Collop of Music
MR, J. L. FRANK, Director,
Voice Department,
- - Pine Organ, -
Theory and Harmony,
MltS. ICATK IIIIKWSTKK CIIKNKV,
Vnleo Di'iinrtmunt.
MltS. (JKKTItrOK WIIITTKN',
IMu o Oehiutinont.
Mil. UliNllY I.KITNKII,
Violin Dopiirlnii'iii.
MIBH 1,11,1.110 K1CI IK,
Tciuilior of Vlollncolli).
MISS KATK NCOTIIOHN,
I'.lociitlon iiml Hiiiiniitlt! Ail.
Competent liiAtiiicttira In MiiaIc, Kloeullon
ami Dninmtlo Ail.
Brace Building; 15th & 0 sts Lincoln, Neh,
First National Bank,
LINCOLN, N'KHUASKA.
CAPITA 1 5100.000.00
SURPLUS 100,000.0(1
OKI-'IOKHS:
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C. S UI'I'l.NCOTT.nnd
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DtimCTOHS:
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W. M.rinrke T. M.Miinniotto
Glum. II. Iliiuuii .lolni II. Amos
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High Grade Confections
Ice Cream and Ices
NEW YORK Vm
Telephone 753.
130 SOUTH TWELFTH ST.
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Shortest, Quickest
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ATCHISON,
LEAVEN WRRH,
KANSAS CITY,
ST. LOUIS,
CINCINNATI,
WASHINGTON,
BALTIMORE,
NEW YORK,
AND BOSTON.
Reclining Chairs Free
On AH Trains.
For further information, folders,
etc., cull on or address,
PI UL. DANIELS,
C.P.&T. A., 1201 OSt.,
Lincoln, Neb.
II- O. TOWNSEND,
G. P. A., St. Louis, Mo.
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TO
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Goldg'MMU's
Is tho Ohoapest place in
YOU can have iho DAILY
WORLD-HERALD delivered nt
your room for 15 cunts per week, seven
days In the week. DROP A POSTAL
or lenvo your order nt I04B O St.
TKt.UTHONK OSS
C. A. SHOEMAKER, M. D.
UNCOIiN, Nr.l.
Olllce. No. 1111 I.Strt'ot, (Iroiind Floor.
Mourn, 7 toO a. in. j 1 loll. Mini T toH , in
THE G. MILLER
TAILORING
1 Company
Are lli'iuliiuimern for
FINE CLOTHES
AT
Lowest Trices.
LARGEST STOCK
SUPERIOR WORK
ARTISTIC CUTTERS
lUiJH () ST.
Lincoln, Ncbr.
SULPHO-SALINE BATH HOUSE,
Rheumatism -Skin. Wood nuil Nervous
illhuiiM's, U.ver nnd Kidney trouble? and
elironlc ullinentN nro tre.itod with iiiiirorm
"iieresjj.
The Ho f M Bnths iiro tlio Important,
feut. itsivol' tills cMiilillsliuiriit nud eura uro
sMpillly elleeled where oilier menus Imvc
liill-d.
Thtsa Artoslnn Waters uro iiiiiny times
stronger Hum oceiui lirluc, mid tli llioioiili
sHteni of trentim-nt toon results In relief to
thoiitllleted patients.
All Sorts of Bnths nroilvcn IneludliiRn
jrront. nwlnunlnu pool winISii loot, mid U'-loli
t'e t deep.
Thoro nro Spring Hoards, Shower and
Needle Hut liNTrnpe7011r.1l other conveniences.
DRS. M. H. & J. 0. EVERETT.
Hth imd M streets. LINCOLN, NKIl.
Great Rock Island Koim
WoRLofrwRf
I r-m c i-, Jf f
,4?xi
melH. IV M
TO THE EAST.
JEST DWWBfi'R SERVICE w THE WORU
1852 - 1892.
Ar lontf a tlino as David retailed, so lone has
tlio Chleao, Hook Island .V raplllcnillwiiy
run trains westward from CIiIc-iir-o,
'' ho Hook Island Is foienioM In adopting any
m "iqtac ealciilaled to improve speed and
Kl'H that luxury, safety and comfort that
popular patronnue demands. Its equipment
istlioroujrhly complete with vc stlhuled tnilns,
innffiilncetit dining cars, sleopcrs and chair
-oaohvs all the most elegant and of leeently
IniMkvi'd patterns.
rMMJilul and capable maiiiigomciitaud polite
hoipht wn leo from employes are liiiKrUint
ItemB. They urea double duty-to tho Coin
pany nnd to travelei -and it is sometimes
task dlllleult of accomplishment. PassenerH
on this line will llnd 111 t lo cau&o for complaint
on that Kroiind,
Tho importance of this lino can lie hotter
understood If u bhort lesson in geography be
now recited.
What is the Kieat custom termini of tho
Hock Island route!- Chleiuro. What other
8iib-eatorn termini ha ItV l'eoriu. To M'lutt
important points does It run trains to the
northwest? St, I'uulund iSIiuneapolls. Minne
sota and Wutertown and Sioux KiiIIh, Dakota.
To what iniportoul lownand Nebraska points?
Des Moines, Davenport. lowu: Omaha and
Lliiooln, Nehraskr.. Docs It touch other Mis
souri river points? Yes; St. .Joseph, Atchlsc n
Leavenworth and Kansas City. Does It run
trains to tho foothills of the Hoe iy mountains?
Yes: to Denver. Colorado Spring and
Pueblo, solid vestlhuied Irom Chicago. Can
mportaiit cities of Kansas he roached by tho
Hock Wand route? Yts; Its capital cliy, To
peka, Hilda full hundred othern in all direc
tions in the state and It Is the only mad run
ning U and Into the now hinds opened for
settlement tu the Cheyenne and Arapahoe
reservation
It will thus be seen that a Hue tapping, as
the I tuck Island does, such a varied torrltoiy,
lias mi eli lu that regard to commend it to
travelers, us all connections are sure on the
Hock Island, and passcutrcrs can rely on u
speedy Journey, as over abulkoi tho system
tliroufrh trains uro run, mid It has become,
nnd rightly too, tho popular lino.
Avery popular train on tho Chicago. Hock
Island in Paclllc railway loaves Denver, Pueblo
nnd ( olorndo Springs dally H is culled "The
World's Pair Special, " Is only ono diy out, and
passengers arrive ut Chicago early tlio second
morning.
I i ho Hock Island has nocoine n pojuil ir Col
I orado line, and the train ubove referred to la
vosumiieu, uuu carries ine itoek jsianu's
excellent dining cur service.
For full purtloulars us to tickets, maps, nit-cs,
apply to uny coupon ticket olllco in tho Unitod
States, Cunudu, or Mexico, or address:
JNO. BEHASTJAN
Oen. Tkt. ic Phfb. Agt,. Chlcavf III.
K.HT IflHN. fnl MtrrriilnHjfO.nl '
The WESTERN TRAIL Is nub
Hshed quartorly by tho Chicago,
Rock Island & Pacific railway. It
toils how to get a farm in the west,
and it will bo sent to you gratis for
one year. Bend name and addresH
to "Editor Western Trail, Chicago,"
and receive it one year free.
John Bkhabtian, G. P. A.
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Ail J. fVtn. .
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Boston Stobb.
town for Clothing, Dry Goods,
For Kire
Tailoring
GO
Hill & Schule
1235 P Street.
Lansing Theatre Building
We have the finest stock of Spriug and Summer Goods iii
the city. Student Trade especially solicited. Give
us a call. 1235 P Street.
Fine foot form
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Usual Courtices Extended to Studeuts.
J. H. KVANS, Prcst. nml Trens.
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327, 329, 331 N. 12th STREET.
Telephone 199. LINCOLN, NEB.
LINCOLN NORMAL UNIVERSITY
A' ADVANCED NORMAL SGHOOLio-
(IiH'oriHiriited. linosiineiiL SIi.'.,e0il.)
A WORD TO STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS.
THE rnhLKOK COlUiHE. While we hnvo a strong four years' Col
lege (!our8P, a fact not generally understood, yet wo cannot expeci gradu
ates and undergraduates from the State and olher institutions to give us
their support in this depnrtuiont t the exclusion of thelrown Institutions.
Hut wo are ambitions to win your uood opinion for thoio particular de
partments found with us and not found in tho college' or university of
yrur choice. You will want many or your friends in tho future to attend
your college and complete a course, but either been use they cannot or will
not take a college course you fall. On tho other hand, they may bo deter
mined to take special woik in some institution. Right here we aTe am
bitious to convince you that the Lincoln Normal Univorsltv can take thofc
young people avd do better by them than any other institution in Ne
braska. WHY?
Jh-rnu.se, We havo from from 2 to 3 times as much money Invested.
Jicniusr, Our equipments are superior.
Jh-niu.se, Our courses of study in each department aro much stronger.
Jh'causc, We do not allow our students to get jalso notions of uu edu
cation by reason of completing these shorter courses.
COURSES TO CHOOSE FROM.
Tho Tutrhers1 or J'rafessianal Coune It takes as long with us to get tho
diploma from this course as it doo- at any othrir private normal to get
their teachers' diploma and tho so-called I). P. and B. A. degrees all com
bined. You will pee at once that our tenchers aro not skipped and
skimmed through a short, pedagogical course.
The Comer catory of Music lu this department we give a most com
plete musical education. Director Oldham is a leader In his profession.
The Commercial Course Students entering tills course And that It 1b
not equalled In Nebraska. The ability of the instructors, the course of
study and the equipments all lead.
Shorthand and 7'ypewritiuy Wo can repeat here What is said for tho
woik above.
Kinderuarttn No, wo cannot turn out a kindergartener in a term or
two. But if th students complete the course they are strong strong in
practice, strong In philosophy.
J'cn Art and Fine Art Wo aro peculiarly fortunato in this work. We
have an arlist at its head.
Students can ontor thpso courses at any time. Will you call at the in
stitution and investigate tho above statements? Havlngsatlsfled yourself
you would bo bettor able to adviso your friends. Address,
J. F. SAYLOR. President, Normal, Nebraska.
HILL M. IIKI.I., Vlce-I'res. JOHN OAUIl.Treas. W. C MKNTZHK, Bee.
BAKER'S CLOTHING
Complete Line of Furnishing Goods, Trunks and Valises.
Hulth iniide to order In Custom Depai nunt. Kntlro wttlsfuetlon Kuarunteod.
1125 O Street.
You Want a SPRING SUIT-
rVJERCHaNT TaiLORe
Repairing and Cleaning also Neatly Done.
120 South Twelfth St.
Corner P and Tenth Sts.
NCOLN, - NEBRASKA.
and General Merchandise.
At low prices
TO-
Highest Quality
Lowest Prices.
BARR PARKER,
1109 O Street.
C. C. QUIGGI.R, Secy, nnd lilgv.
rj taw
HOUSE
(fWlCHL MQRK
AND
Lens Treatment for the Eyes.
U-useB for Far Bight. Nour Flkht.
AMlh'iniillsni, Crossed E oh, tilted
lu Phoenicia. Kye GIusmjs, K"ld or
Bteel. Jenses or uny juirtH of Kruniu
manufactured to Order
G. E. THOMPOK, Ma:3?&unr.,n
1214 O Street.
VSpeclal Inducements are 'offered
tu Students.
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