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About The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1894)
HHTIf.MMfc'UHiUWmWWfflM IN OTHER WORLDS. The April Cosmopolitan linn a atory by Napoleon Iiouaparte, Ynle no longer cxclndcB arithmetic in Hb requirements for admission, Ex, Minnesota Is going to have lockers put in the clonk rooms. Cause unmention able, The faculty of the University of North Carolina have abolished the engineering course Ex, The deportment of the student varies directly us the distance from the profes sor's desk. Barker. Fraternity men are excluded from the board of editors of the University of Michigan Dally. Ex, The girls at Vassar are said to be so modest that they will not even look upon improper fractions, Ex, Wisconsin University girls are clamor ing for room in the new gymnasium, but the boys are selfish and won't yield, The University of Chicago will prob ably possess the largest banjo club in the world. It will consist of fifty members. An Illinois man named Storms has named his three sons, Hale Storms, Raynp Storms and Snow Storms. Ex. The Jl". A. U, Independent, publish ed by the barbs, or non-fraternity students of the University of Missouri, s ' ,1s the newest of our exchanges. '" By the will of the late Mr. Wilmerding of San Francisco, the University of Cal ifornia will receive the sum of $400,000 for the establishment of a trade school. The Ocoldtnt. On the Monday morning following Easter Sunday, Brutus met Ciusar down by the Capital hotel and said to him, 'Ciusar, how munp eggs 'djyou eat f'r breakfast?" Ciusar replied, " Et tu Brute." Ciesar's dead. Ex. Miisouri State Oratorical association was held at Sedalia, March 31. Wilfley of. Central College, Layfette, Mo., first; Dawes of M. S. U., second. State Uni versities seem to have a failing for secur ing second places except Nebraska. Missouri State University abolished the preparatory departments last year, and ore more than satisfied with the re sult. The University authorities are now considering the question of raising the standard of admittance to the pro fessional departments. A little girl's thoughtful composition runs as follows: "Man was made before woman. When the Lord looked at Adam he said to himself: 'Well, I guess if I try again I can make a better job than this,' and then he made Eve, and he liked her so much better than Adam that there has been more women than men in the world ever since, Ex. THAT FOOTHAI.I, GAMK. He was from Lawrence And had a big bawl Rock-Chock-Jayllawk-K-U. He was from Columbia And had a big .bawl Tigcr-Tiger-M-S-U. And they met in the park Very late in the fall, K-U M-S-U. Where they struggled till dark, Each kicking his ball, K-U M-S-U. While four thousand people, Each with a big bawl, K-U M-S-U. Sat out in the wind Not caring at all, K-U M-S-U. And the ball on the ground And the bawl in the air, K-U M-S-U. Made nil of the sport That the people had there, K-U M-S-U. For each time that the ball On the ground was forced through, ' K-U M-S-U. The ball in the air Accordingly flew, K-U M-S-U. And when at last The game was done, K-U-M-S-U. They looked for the bawls, There was only one, Tiger-Tiger-M-S-U. -Ex. A Freshman once to Hades went, Soms things he wished to learn; But back to earth he soon was sent, He was too green to burn. Ex, t , (Theman who's on the ocean, And sea-sick in his berth; Amidst the storm's commotion Is the man who wants the earth. ' -Ex. The miner split the rock in two, Then to its fragments spoke. Said he to it: "Have you no gold?" "Nay," said the rock, "I'm broke," University Ihv.ord. The Wellesley girls say, As a vespers they pray: "Help us good maids to be, Give us patience to wait 'Till some subsequent dnte, World without men ah mcl" llruuoulun. She had asked me Would I help her With her Latin, 'Twas so hard I Would I help hcY Mean irregular Old Word, Dlsoo. She just Kept forgetting The subjective All the while 1 l'relty lips so Near, so tempting, To beguile : Thought I'd tench her By example. Dtdlotssem 1 I should smile 1 Syruauso Hot aid. The Aleiuur Shoe Store is milking it an object for Students to trade with Ihein. New and Stylish Goods Cheap, t.jofi O street. Midwinter Fair Kitten Aro Down. Tho Burlington Jtouto in now .sell ing round-trip tickets to San Fran cisco at Wo!)!). Oihi way, $20 00. Think of it! Four thousand miles for less than forty dollars. For full information call at J). & M. depot or city tiokot oillce, cornor Tonth and O stroots. G. W. Honnhll. ( P. & T. A. Shortest, Quickest and Best Route to ATCHISON, . LEAVENWRRH, KANSAS CITY, ST. LOUIS, CINCINNATI, WASHINGTON, BALTIMORE, NEW YORK, AND BOSTON. Reclining Chairs Free On All Trains. For further information, folders, otc, call on or address, PULL. DANIELS, C. P. AT. A., 1201 OHt., Lincoln, Neb. II' O. TOWNSEND, G. P. A., Kt. Louis, Mo. BEST LINE TO ST. LOUIS AND CHICAGO W liTUifliTJiiTil SB GOLDGMMIl'S Is tho Ohoapost plaoo in FRANK PACAL, BOOTS AND SHOES MADE TO ORDER, Repairing Noatly Done t tho Lowest Pr'.ooa. 1010 V ST. LINCOLN, NKH. SULPHO-SALINE BATH HOUSE, Rhoumntlsm Skin. Monti mid Nervous diseases, Liver iiml Kidney tumbles 11ml elironlo alinieiilH 1110 treated with uniform HlteeesS Tho Ho i t Hut ho lire Iho Important fl'llt IOS Of t Ills OStallllsllllK lit. 1111(1 Ulll-H II 1 0 speedily elleeled whom other means huvo liill-il. Theao ArtoBlan Waters mo nninj' times stionuer tlinii oeeitu lirlne, iiml tlu tlininiitfli sslem ot treatment mkiii results In rollel to tlionlllleleil (mllentH All Sorts ot Bnthu inotlven liioludlnuu Went HUiiiiinliiK pool Nisi ill leol.iind I!),, loll le t deep. Thoro nro HpiliiK Hoards, Hlmwur mill N toil lo linUis.Trapooai.dotliei convonleiiois. DRS. M. H. & J. 0. EVERETT, Dili mill M Htiouls, LINCOLN, NKIl, inc u. niLLcn TAILORING 1 Company Are lleiiilitiiiiiers for FINE CLOTHES AT Lowest 'Prices. LARGEST STOCK SUPERIOR WORK ARTISTIC CUTTERS 1U12H J ST, Lincoln, Nebr. Great Rock Island Rodti fooRLDfFAIRt IMITEP JT TO THE EAST. .JEST DINING oTrTeRVICE IN THE WORLD 1852 1802. As Ioiik ii tlino iih David rolinied.so lonir lias tlio Ulileaijo. Hook Isluud & I'ael lie railway run triilim westward from UIiIoiiko, " liu Hook Island Is l'oiuuiosi In adopting any ni "autiiKO ealouluted to Improve speed and Bl iliut luxury, safety and coin Tori, that popular patronage demands. Its cijulpmcut Is thoroughly comploto with vestlbuled trains, inagnllleont dining oars, sleepers and clialr 'oaehes, all Clio most ologant and of iccoiilly Improved patterns tnlthful andeapalilomanagoniontand polite nouesi servieo iioin employes aro liiiporiani Items. Thoyaioa double duty u tho Com puny and to travelers and It la sometimes iaskdllllcultot' aeoompllsliinont. Passengers on this lino will Hint llttlo euuao for complaint on that ground, Tlio Importance or this lino can tio hotter understood If a short lesson iu geography bo now recited. What Is tho great eastern termini of tho Rock Island routol Chicago. What other BUb-castern termini has It? l'eorla. To what Important points does It run trains to the northwest? St. I'auland Minneapolis. Minne sota and Watortown and Sioux Falls, Dakota. To what linportont Iowa unit Nebraska points? Dos Moines, iiavenport, Iowa; Omaha and Lincoln, Nebraska. Does It touch other Mis souri river points?- Yob; St. Joseph, Atohlsou Leavenworth and Kansas City. Does It run trains to tho foothills of the Kooky mountains1 Yes; to Denver. Colorado Springs and l'uohlo, solid vesl'hulcd from Chicago. Can mportant eltiesor Kansas bo reached by (ho Hook It-lund louie? Yes; Its eapltal el.y, To pcka,anda lull luinilied other In all direc tions in the state and It Is the only toad run nliifr to and Into tho new lauds opened for settlement in the Choyeiiue and Arapahoe reserval Ion It will thus he seen thai a line tapping, as tho Hock Island doe, such a vailed torrltoiy, Iiiib miich In that regard to commend It in travelers, as all coiinootlons aro sine on the Hook Island, and passengers mm lely on a speedy Ji'Urno, as over a bnlkol the system through trains mo inn, and It has become, and rightly too. the popular Hue. Avery popular train on tlio Chicago. Hook Island & Vaoillo railway loaves Donver, l'liolilo aud t oloradoHpiings dally It Is called "The World's Fair Special," Is only ono day out, aud paBsoiiKors arrive at Chicago early tho second morning. Tho Hock Island has oocomo a popul .r Col orado lino, aud tho train above leferrcdto Is vestlbuled, and carrlos tho Itook Island's excellent dining car sorvlco. Kor full particulars as to tickets, maps, rates, apply to any coupon tloketollico In tho united Slates, Canada, or Mexico, or address: JNO. HKHA8TIAN Oon. Tkt. is Pass. Agt Ohleupr III. K, ht JOHN. Uonl Mrr. Chleairo. Ill MmkL r -vn Yiswim -. The WESTERN TRAIL ia pub lisheel quarterly by tho Chicago, Rock Island & Pacillo railway. It tolls how to got a farm in Iho wost, and it will be sent to you gratia for one year. Bond nnmo and address to ''Editor Westorn Trail, Chicago," and receive it one yoar froo. John Skjjastian, Q. P. A. BOSTON STORE. town for Clothing, Dry Goods, ARK THE IIEST. CIQARETTE SMOKERS who are will ing to jtuy a little tiiiao than the pilro clmiged Inrtlie orillmu) timle Clituu'lH'M, will llnil IHia UllMND siiiicilnr loallolliers. The Richmond Straight Lut No. I OJ AM.X"riCH nri' nntilo liiuii the lnigliiest, most drllcalo In liuvor, and hlgliest cost 00LU LtAF ' ginwn In Virginia. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, and observo Hint tlio imine or the umiiurautmi'is as below Is ou every package. Ww 1I11ANCH ?, KICrtM0HDVaQINI KfWl ,STD Ul' Fine foot form SHOES Usual Courtices Extended to Studeuts, J. H. MVANS, Prcst. and TrciiH. Evans Laiiri Com 327, 329, 331 N, 12th STREET. Telephone 199. LINCOLN, NEB. -tAN ADVANCED NORMAL SOHOOL?c (liieoiporated. Invostuienl 5IV,0(M.) A WORD TO STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS. THE COLLEGE COUIWE.WUWq wo Imvc u strong four yea r' Col lego Course, a fact not generally undei'Htood, yet w cannot expfci gradu ates and undorgraduitti's from tlio Stnto ntul oilier InstlditlonH to glvo v thpir Bttpport in thix dfpnrlniont ti tho oxcluslon f ilwirown Iiit u nt IttiH. Hut wo aro ambitious to win your uood opinion Jor tliopo particular de partments found with uh and not found in tho jollpgo or tinlvorplty of y ur choice. You will want ninny f your frionds in tho future to attend your college aud comploto a cuurso, hut either lieciufn t.liey cnntint or will not takoa college courpo you fail. On the either hnnd, they limy ho detpr miuod to tnko special woi In hoiiio institution. Rlirlit hero we are am bitious to convince you that the Lincoln Normal University can take tle.o young people ad do better by them than any other Institution in Ne braska. WHY? Jieruitse, We have, from from 12 to ,'J times as much money invested. Jiecnmc, Our equipments aro superior. 7a'H,ve, Our courses of stuily in enoh department aro much stromror. Jlwausc, Wo do not allow our students to got uilse notions of an edu cation by reason of completing these shortpr courses. COURSES TO CHOOSE FROM. The Ttaehers" or 1'roessl'mal Course It takes as long with us toget tho diploma from this course as it doo at any other private noimal to get their teachers' diploma and the so-called IJ. S. and JJ. A. degrees all com bined. You will poo at once that our touchers aro not skipped and skimmed through a short, pedmrngical course. Tho Conservatory of Mtisio In this department we givo a most com ploto musical education. Director Oldham is a leader in his profession, The Commercial Course Students entering this coursn (hut that it is notpquallod in Nebraska. The ability of tho instructors, tho course of study and tho equipments nil lead. Shorthand and TypewritlniVo can repeat hero what Is said for the work above. Kinderyarttn No, we cannot turn out a kindergartener in a term or two. But if tl studentR complete the course they are strong strong in practice, strong in philosophy. Pen Art and Finn Art Wo aro peculiarly fortunate in this work. We have an artist at its hoad. ;. Students can enter thpsn courses at any time. Will you en II at liiP in stitution aud investigate the almvo statements? Havingsatislled yourself you would bo better able to ndviso your friends. Address, J. F. BAYLOK. 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