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one, would be willing to pay to go to chapel SCLXlb 23tlVrS.
if everybody would do likewise. ,
Here is the list. May it be ten times as
long in our next issue : A boy mid girl played hcziquc,
Hesperian fl10 Tho irl 8ftl(l thc b,iy wn8 n snltluc'
' The boy then replied "you're n friqne,"
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' ' ' And now they any they don't spiquc;
J. A. Canlield '. . . . 5 00
J.H.Johnston 5 '
E. A. Gcrrard 5 00 Mr. Wood B. Wittc : "Hello, Cooper."
G. B. Holt 5 00 . Mr. Nevers C. (who is walking with W. B.
H. Ricketts 3 00 W.) : "Why, 1 thought that man's name was
F. F. Tucker . 2 00 Jfcrby"
E. M. Johnston 5 00 Mr. W. B. W : "Oh, it is, but I call him
Cooper because he whoops cm up so much.
T. F. Fisher 5 00
H. G. Whitmore, . , 5
E.C. Strode.....' 5 00 . ... ... .. .
"Well, said the man with the Ferris
F. M. Broan . . . . 3 00 wjlcei jn xs head, "I cannot wholly sec how
II. A. Franke. : 2 00 those things can be holes when they are knot
E R Dark 200 holes, but I suppose that it is because they are
not halves that they arc holes, although thev
J. P. Bcardslcy 2 00 nrc w holcs
L. T. Thayer 1 00
Hugh Walker 1 00
C. S. Skinner 3 00
Prof. Allen (lecturing) : It is a well settled
J. A. Lunn 500 principle in natural philosophy, that two
A. F. Montmorency 5 00 things cannot occupy thc same space at the
W. H. Sawyer ? 00 samc time. It is equally true that one thing
TT ' cannot occupy two different places at one and
W. H. Raymond c 00 .,
J D the same time.
Roscoe Pound 10 00 c. j . r
Student (interrupting) : Professor, arc
Neal 5 00 there not exceptions to the latter rule?
C. O. Morrison 3 00 prof A. (sarcastically) : Perliaps you can
J. W. Searson 2 00 give ns one.
H. J. Butte 2 06 S . 1 think so
R. H. Johnson,. . 2 50 Pr)(. A . WcU
R. L. Cheney 2 50
. , , Student : The other day I telephoned up
A.B.Taylor 2 to , r- 1 r 1 VI n 1
J D to my friend in Omaha and he was able to be
W. H. Forsyth 1 00 up tiiere anci lcar at the samc time
l And the formula, on the blackboard, for a
G. L. Town 1 00 double convex lens, looked like the music to
T. B. Rilsbury 1 00 "Tarara boom dc aye"
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