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A Utile drive,
A Utile Ice;
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Very nice.
A little diuup,
A little swim,
A little ruin,
Home auiii.
John L. M. Jr. (At the hoarding cluM
Your cook is very pretty.
Mrs. M. Yes, she mashes the potatoes hy
simply smiling at them.
Rev. Mr. Gnodc (to worldly-minded youth)
Young man, the good hook tells us that no
man can serve two masters.
Young Naulicus That must he a mistake,
heeause 1 know a har tender here in Lincoln
who does it right along.
R. M.G. Impossible, my young friend.
Y. N. Well, he serves schooners of beer,
and any sailor will tell you that a schooner is
a two-master.
The Lincoln Park management is nothing
if not enterprising. They have introduced
an entirely new wrinkle in the way of sum
mer resort attractions. We have been led to
believe that the principal attraction at a place
of that kind is the summer girl ; but the man
agers of Lincoln Park, when they hired the
young lady to do the balloon as ension and
parachute drop, have gone the summer girl
one better and introduced the fall girl.
-In view of the fact that the University is
to have a boating club next year, Tim Nk
mkaskan, with its usual enterprise, will give
below a list of the more common nautical ex
pressions so that we may talk intelligently
about our crew :
i. A screw propeller A screw driver.
2. A companion way The way a chum
strikes you for the loan of a dollar.
3. After-hatch A setting hen.
.. The water line Where a Kentuckian
draws the line in his drinks.
5. Alore and after A patent medicine
ad.
6. A clipper The exchange editor of
the Hesperian,
7. A three-sticker Athree-ceentpastage
stamp.
8. A cap-full of wind Dr. Billings' head.
9. A half-hilch A Chicago marriage.
10. Tue quarter-deck Thirteen cards.
11. In stays The average society woman
12. In port The delcrium tremens.
13. Windlass The bottom man in a foot
ball scrimmage.
The time has now come when the Seniors
must bid each other good bye and separate,
perhaps forever, but we will be together in
spirit, as the ingredients of a whiskey cock
tail remarked to each other.
Soph. See that Frcchie over there? He's
awfully green.
Junior How so?
Seph. He wanted to know if Anglo
Saxon taught anything about fishing.
Prof. Allen What is a transparent object? Gadsby I tell you these Senior meetings
Amateur Physic-ian Something you can are regular paper mills.
sec through. Bnlwby I lail to connect. Why?
Prof. A.-Givo an illustration. Gadsby-They do so much "chewing the
A. P. A ladder. rag don't you know.
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