" "' SB 90 THE NEBRASKAN ! I 2)ramattc Zlotes. focals. V Lincoln has seen a great many imitations and a great many more burlesques of Lottie Collins and her famous song, and conse quently did not grow so wild over the orig inal as did the elite of London. Ta ra ra Boom de aye is not a song accord ing to Lottie Collins' interpretation, but a vulgar contortion. Sometimes Miss Collins imagines herself a professional sprinter and again a base ball pitcher. The words of the song therefore suffered somewhat from these gyrations. The tune of Ta ra ra Boom de aye is really very catchy, but it has now gone the way of Comrades, Annie Rooney and Sweet Vio lets. A sure sign of its waning popularity is that one rarely hears it whistled on the street. The common herd gave it up long ago and only now and then a newsboy has the nerve to pucker his lips over this soul inspirer. What a fleeting popularity a song has, anyway. A song that is hummed and whistled today is a chestnut tomorrow, and forgotten the day after. We Americans have but very few national hymns and fewer songs that are always acceptable. One rea son is because we kill a song by using it so often. We hear a song at the latest opera, it strikes our fancy, we learn to whistle it, our best girls sing it, the college glee clubs learn it, the newsboys pick it up and finally it is introduced into the hand-organs. By this time we have heard it sung and whistled, in tune and out of tune, so often that the name of the song almost disgusts and it is there fore dropped and forgotten. Modjeska, in a recent interview, expressed herself in a decided manner in regard to the future of the American stage. It has cer tainly come to a pretty state of affairs that all anyone needs to do to become a star is to win a prize fight or to have a scandal con nected with a divorce suit. The sooner the American people discountenance the "J. L. Sullivans" and the "Mrs, Leslie Carters" the better. By the way. another of "J. L.'s" laurels have been taken from him. Big John was once the best prize fighter and the poorest actor in America. Both have been wrested from him by Jim Corbett. Laboratory work with milk began March 20 for students in the course of Agriculture. The Department of Civil Engineering has secured blue prints of the Sheep Canon Trestle on the B. & M. R. R.Chi South Dakota. The Battalion takes up target practice soon. Each company is given two days on the range besides the necessary preliminary practice. The Young Men's Classes have decided by vote that till entries to contests in the coming exhibition shall be confined to mem bers of classes only. After the regular parades begin it is expected that on some Friday, instead of the usual Dress Parade, that the ceremony of Presentation of Colors will be given. The regular April convocation of the Sem. Bot. will be held on the 15th at 2 p. m., in the Botanical lecture room. The annual fungus foray will occur on Arbor Day. Prof. Nicholson has received notice of his appointment as a member of the Advisory Council on Chemistry of the World's Con gress Auxiliary at the Columbian Exposition. The American Jersey Cattle Club of New York is making a series of official tests of butters and have asked the Department of Chemistry to assist in making the chemical analysis. Harvard and Yale delegates met at Springfield, March 17th, and arranged the details for the annual athletic meet to be held on May 13. The Yale delegates en deavored to postpone the date, claiming that their running track was in poor condition, but they were unsuccessful. Miss Kate Scothorn, formerly '92, and Mr. Howard Ricketts, '94, gave a very pleas ant "Library Party" in honor of Kappa Kappa Gamma and Phi Delta Theta on the evening of March 18. The young ladies assumed characters in fiction or history and costumed themselves accordings ; then the gentlemen guessed the characters from the wwwssawgpawggg 5SIP5BS -NMMMamlwM