Incubus Attacks'falls flat, lang lets love conquer all BY ANDREW SHAW "Invincible Summer* Just from the packaging, I could tell that "Invincible Summer,” led. lang’s newest pursuit, would be the retro-happy album that it is. The album’s art shows lang in a number of innocently blissful poses, smiling shyly, rolling in fields of poppies in her wool sweater while the golden sun warms her soul. This flowery exterior is mir rored in the music. Every song has an almost indistinguishable bot tom layer of acoustic guitar cov ered over with playful drum beats, lavish string arrangements and lang’s soft, descriptive voice. The album would be unbear ably hokey if it wasn’t for lang’s beautiful singing which, between the joyful lyrics, says to the listen er, "Yes, these are cheesy, melodra matic love songs, but what's so bad about that?” And I agree. This is an age where most music reflects no ele ment of actual love. Britney and her boys and girls clubs sing about crushes and shameless sexuality. Korn and their outcast groupie bands scream about pain and the mor bidity of life. Eminem and his ignorant droves of apostles think music should be used to ruin other people’s lives. Lang is providing a service with “Invincible Summer” for all who are sick of pointless sex and violence and want to escape to a world where love is still an accept able emotion to express. "When Incubus Attacks, Vol. 1" If all else fails, put out an EP Jump into the studio with your rhythm guitarist, give him an acoustic and record three songs that have already been released. Then get your sound guy to record a couple of live songs. Then, to tease the last seven dol lars out of your loyal fans’ sweaty palms, throw on a song that wasn’t good enough to put on the album in the first place. Incubus followed this formula with “When Incubus Attacks, Vol. 1 ” and fell flat on their faces. Incubus, a 311 derivative, has realized commercial success through MTV, the Family Values and Ozzfest Tours and by loping off the lead singer’s dreadlocks. Yes, they are good at .writing loud music with energy, singable melodies and effective sampling and scratching, but the acoustic tracks on “When Icubus Attacks” aren't a reversion of prior hits. They are simply a revamp of over played pop-rock. Incubus doesn’t fare well in a stripped down fashion because the lyrics are bad, and the guitar player only knows how to play a fuzzed-out electric. Unplugged doesn’t mean you have to scrap the rest of the band, guys; it means you need to find a new groove to fit everyone. Incubus doesn’t do that Probably the best, and most “inspired,” song is the hidden track where the band sings “We’re smokin’ / we’re smokin’ / we’re smokin’ the herb again” until they pass out. I liked the song the first time I heard it, when it was called "Who’s Got the Herb?” by 311. Here’s some advice, Incubus: Get your own gig. Quit stealing grooves from our Nebraskan brothers, and come up with some thing personally fulfilling and original. When that happens, I’ll buy volume two. Music Review Incubus When incubus Attacks, Voi.1 Immortal Records 2000 Joslyn to find director soon, committee members say BY BRIAN CHRtSTDPHERSON The Joslyn Art Museum in Omaha will soon be garnering head lines of bold type which will be very important to the museum’s future. Big discussions are currently in the works as the museum's com mittee is deciding on who should fill the void for the vacant director position. Currently, the museum is under the directorship of William Donaldson, who is filling the position after the departure of Dr. John Schloder. Schloder left the Joslyn to become the founding director at the new Naples Museum of Art in southwest Florida. Donaldson will maintain the duty of intern director while the search for a full-time hire continues. “I am delighted to be here and proud to be associated with this wonderful institution,” Donaldson said in a Joslyn issued press release. Donaldson takes on the duty while also maintaining his post as the director of the Omaha World-Herald Company. Amy Krobot, Joslyn’s media relations coordinator, said the com mittee has a lot of names to sift over. "Right now the search committee is looking, searching over all the possible candidates,” Krobot said. “It will take a little time, but it shouldn’t be too long until a new director is named.” The museum has already made a big decision in recent weeks, selecting Audrey Kauders as the director of the Joslyn Arts Museum Foundation. The Foundation is in charge of managing and furthering the endowments given to the museum to keep it running at a high quality. Meanwhile, the search for the top spot rolls on. "I would speculate that it will take two to six months before the big announcement is made,” Krobot said. Sources within the museum had no speculation as to who the search committee is considering at such an early stage. (402) 472-2588 $5.25/15 words FAX: (402) 472-1761 $3.50/15 words (students) dn@unl.edu $0.15 each additional word $0.75 billing charge $0.75/line headline __Deadline: 4 p.m. weekday prior Classifieds 200s Nr salt 205 Bicycles For Sale All 2000 Models On SALE Ttek Specialized Kona Cycle Works, 27th A Vine, 475-2463 210 Books For Sale www.Roog.com Used Textbooks Cheap. Over 100,000 titles. Al so New, Used, Rare and out of print fiction. Free shipping on orders over $50. 220 Furniture For Sale Full and Queen size mattress sets. New and in plastic. Never used. 10 years warranty. Retail for $439 and $639. Sell for $165 for the Full, Queen $195.477-1225. 240 Misc. For Sale 35 mm camera manual or auto exposure. Good student camera for class, reasonable. 464-4802 after 4pm. 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If interested come to Nebraska Union, room 345 to schedule a tour and interview on 9-12-00. EOE M/F. $9-$12 Per Hour for Delivery Drivers Domino's Pizza is now hiring for day and eve ning shifts for delivery drivers and limited eve ning inside help. No experience necessary. All you need to start is a good driving record, relia ble personal vehicle, liability insurance, and a good attitude. Apply at any of the Domino’s lo cations. $7.25/hour guaranteed, if you can work three lunch shifts per week. NOW HIRING! Full and Part-time DAYS • Excellent Wages • 1/2 Priced meals (on & off duty) • Recruiting Bonus Program • Fun & Clean Environment • Health & Dental Insurance Benefits • Paid Vacation • Time and a half holidays Apply Today At: 27th & PINE LAKE $10.00 PER HOUR NU On Wheels cap drivers needed. Must be 21 years old. 10:30pm-3:30am Thursday-Saturday. Call Donna at 477-4111. A & R Skate Center, 710 Hill Street taking appli cations for D.J., Floor Guard, Snack Bar and Se curity. 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Center, 1234 Judson and various elementary schools in Lincoln. The times are 6:45-9:00am for the Before School program and 2:30-5:30pm for the After School program, eve ning and weekend hours are available at Bel mont and Calvert. The programs begin August 21st. This is a great experience for students wanting to get into the education field. Call the playground office, 441-7952, 2010 VanDorn, Belmont, 441 -6789 or Calvert 441-8480 for more information. AA/EOE. FBG Service Corporation Immediate openings for full-time and part-time custodial positions. Flexible hours and competi tive wages. Apply at 3815 Touzalin Avenue, Suite 106. Flexible Hours! Now hiring guest service representatives at the Villager Courtyard, 5200 ‘O’ St. Full and part-time evening shifts and late night auditor shift available. Also desiring room attendants and wait staff at Sadie’s Saloon and Spike & Oily’s. Rease apply in person. 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A science background is not necessary for this position, but is helpful. We have both full-time and part-time positions available between the hours of 10pm and 11am. Position begins at 10$ per hour with a shift differential MDS Harris offers a dynamic work environment, excellent pay, and many opportunities for future, full-time employment, this is your chance to be part of science in motion. Please apply to: Science Advancing Health Human Resources, J-DN 621 Rose St. Lincoln, NE 68502 FAX: 402-476-7598 E-mail: jlml@mdsharris.com AA/EOE Harris 500 Help Wanted Frontier Harley Davidson is now taking applica tions for part-time retail sales help at their Southpoint Pavilion shopping center, 27th & Pine Lake Road, location only. Applicant should be neat, personable, honest and dependable. Experience helpful, references required. Evening, weekend and holiday availability a must. 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